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Post by OfLegend on Jul 14, 2006 22:11:04 GMT
My post of the day for 14 July 2006 comes from the Things I Will Never Understand thread: There are just some people who don't find animal abuse as much fun as we do. What's yours?
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Post by Ace on Jul 14, 2006 22:17:09 GMT
EDIT: This one was just posted.... From the Johnson vs Geogry RP thread Kimberly Jordan: Hello, this is Kimberly Jordan speaking and I am here with Georgy Moscow. Georgy what are your feelings on your second CCW match against Damian Johnson. Georgy Moscow: Ok… Kimberly Jordan: Ok what? Georgy Moscow: Take it easy… ok… let’s get this straight. You are Kimberly Johnson, you are facing Jordan Damian tonight on CCW and I am Georgy. Kimberly Jordan: Firstly I am Kimberly Jordan. Secondly you are facing Damian Johnson. Lastly, you are a moron. Georgy Moscow: No, no Moscow… my last name is Moscow… common mistake really. Kimberly Jordan: How did you get this job anyways? The camera zooms into Georgy's face.Georgy Moscow: Well… when I was a boy, I liked wrestling. So I sat on my couch and watched it. My father then hired me to be a bus boy at his restaurant. I went. My mother then left the family and my father then was killed by Stalin. I would then lead the restaurant in bankruptcy. I don’t know what that means, but, let’s put it this way… the sausage maker ain’t grinding any rats anymore. Then I was sent to a Gulag, where a met a homosexual man name Oslopov. Together we worked hard, long days and alternated our single pair winter boots and winter jackets everyday. I later was released and that’s when I decided to become a trucker… The camera zoom out to reveal Kimberly is gone.Georgy: Kimberly? Where the hell did you go? Georgy has a puzzled look on his face and he starts looking around for Kimberly as the camera fades to black.
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Post by Cowards on Jul 14, 2006 22:24:54 GMT
From "Your Post Of The Day" From the Damien Johnson vs Geogry RP thread Cowards > Everyone else LMAO!! But seriously...From "My Signature", a haven for random comments of the Teq-Man! Pure funny! Teq proves with his sick comments that he is one of the funniest guys to have never been made Mod!
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Post by nextlevel on Jul 14, 2006 22:31:29 GMT
B_L on C.M. Punk .... While I do not dispute his abilities, to live up to the hype bestowed on him by the IWC, he would have to also ride down to the ring in a flaming chariot, and finish the match with a lariat so smooth and powerful that, upon seeing it, Kenta Kobashi simply retires.
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Post by Mr-Brightside on Jul 14, 2006 22:50:23 GMT
Watching "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" and I have come to the conclusion that it is one of the top 3 greatest movies of all-time, if not the greatest ever. Ingenius.
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Post by Adzer on Jul 14, 2006 23:50:45 GMT
Mine is the reply to Brighty's one Big Girls On Vacation and Big Girls II - The Battle Of The Lost Cupcake is what I was thinking.
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Post by stevenuk1 on Jul 15, 2006 21:18:07 GMT
I was laughing at that for a while 'til I realized that's what you Englishmen call cigarettes. This was classic! It comes from this weeks Unleashed RP's.
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Post by geoshi on Jul 16, 2006 0:49:45 GMT
ravenmack regarding The Queer Team: I thought the MoPW were already the Queer Team?
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Post by Leonard(o) on Jul 16, 2006 2:05:08 GMT
Gay, and I know what a Tsunami Prison match is: It's where you show up at the local YMCA, and help the 60 year old men shave their balls over the sink. It's a good match in theory, but it never seems to work out.
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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Jul 16, 2006 3:42:12 GMT
Gay, and I know what a Tsunami Prison match is: It's where you show up at the local YMCA, and help the 60 year old men shave their balls over the sink. It's a good match in theory, but it never seems to work out.
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Post by janedoe95 on Jul 16, 2006 4:15:44 GMT
Here's my post of the day: Here's my post of the day:
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Post by Bill Covington on Jul 16, 2006 22:25:14 GMT
XPac is a disease, as far as I'm concerned. We will never mention his existence again . . . understood? Ha! Loves it!
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Post by Joker on Jul 17, 2006 15:39:14 GMT
From the mind of jay2damizzle in the Gayest cartoon thread for that day, POTD! I forgot about the A.G.D that was a funny cartoon though...In reference to my spongebob comment I made up a whole new theme some to it tell me what ya'll think Captain: Arrrrre yer ready fags?! Fags: Aye aye Captain!!!!! Captain: "I can't Heeerrrre Yoooouuu!!!" Fags:" AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!!!" Captain:OOOOOOHHHHH Who rides on a buttplug right under the sea?? "FLAMIN'BOB QUEERPANTS"!!!! Captain: "Who's fruity as hell and is gay as can beeeee?" "FLAMIN'BOB QUEER PANTS!!!" Captain: "He prances around and gives Patrick a kiss!" "FLAMIN'BOB QUEERPANTS!!!" Captain: "Because he's a flamer and he acts like a bitch!!" "FLAMIN'BOB QUEERPANTS"! Captain: "READY?" Captain and Flamers: FLAMIN'BOB QUEERPANTS.....FLAMIN'BOB QUEERPANTS...FLAMINBOB QUEERPANTS....FLAMIN'BOB........................QUEER...PAAAANNNNTTTSSSSS HA HA HA!!! Then the lil' flute at the end of the medley
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Post by mrkennedy on Jul 17, 2006 23:40:00 GMT
Boricua on the 'Mania 45 thread... I guess this means Terry Funk lost the Wrestlemania XXX "We're serious now, one of you has to give it up for good" triple threat between him, Hogan and Flair.
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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Jul 18, 2006 4:36:42 GMT
In reference to The Spirit Squad:I think it's cute how the fat one wears an under-shirt. Hilarious . . .
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Post by Boricua on Jul 18, 2006 16:42:49 GMT
Nathan explaining the Unleashed delay:
He's a real 'ardman!
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Post by Andy_3:16 on Jul 19, 2006 17:23:47 GMT
From My Signature thread:[glow=red,2,300]Was this the first signature you had? [/glow] Sick, but hilarious.
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Post by OfLegend on Jul 22, 2006 17:42:57 GMT
Well obviously, because I'm right here, but I'm getting off topic. While you guys see Mark Henry as a poor performer, I see him as what I like to call, "a human being". He is, nor was one of the best wrestlers in the WWE, but he did something none of you have done, and no offense, probably never will(Being totally realistic of course), which is getting to the main event on a consistant basis in the biggest promotion in the western world. Also, he'll be on his back for a good 5 months, maybe more. With his weight, he shouldn't be laying down, he should be getting the exercise that he would get wrestling(Yes, even if he was slow, fat and had poor footing, he did still get exercise wrestling.). I fear what this could do for his, what I assume to be poor health(With him being very overwieght) and, although you guys may throw a damn parade, it may force him into retirement, or worse, kill him. Cry me a river buddy. Mark Henry can go choke. Fucking awesome.
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Post by Leonard(o) on Jul 24, 2006 6:38:14 GMT
'Taker has a really annoying way of saying PEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAACE... And Khali has a really anoying way of saying anything
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Post by President Skroob on Jul 24, 2006 14:22:34 GMT
Topic Title: After Rey lost.... Will he turn heel and attack Chavo? Words fail me.
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