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Post by tequillin on Sept 13, 2006 18:52:58 GMT
"vince mcmann" Can he not spell McMahon? In all fairness, it's not as if you can spell for shit either.
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Post by OfLegend on Sept 17, 2006 17:49:57 GMT
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Post by OfLegend on Sept 18, 2006 20:17:32 GMT
Sitting here . . . sulking . . . & wondering just where in the fuck everything went wrong for me & the life I'm currently enduring.
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Post by Cowards on Sept 21, 2006 20:42:28 GMT
In response to: Before dropping him, Cena: Here I let you ride a roller coaster. Edge:Whee, look at me fly! J.R: Look at him go! Why do we bash this idiot? Why don't we kill him!
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Post by Andy_3:16 on Sept 21, 2006 20:46:37 GMT
Before dropping him, Cena: Here I let you ride a roller coaster. Edge:Whee, look at me fly! J.R: Look at him go! Wow....just wow....
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Post by Cowards on Sept 21, 2006 20:48:14 GMT
I'm actually finding it hysterically funny... I think I'm not going to be able to stop laughing for a couple hours...
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Post by Andy_3:16 on Sept 21, 2006 20:55:54 GMT
I'm actually finding it hysterically funny... I think I'm not going to be able to stop laughing for a couple hours... While I did find it funny, I was just shaking my head is amazement. That pretty much made my day.
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Post by Cowards on Sept 22, 2006 10:10:58 GMT
I'm going to nominate it for the "Best Post in AWT History! Award" I'm sat in a college computer room, and finding it hard to not laugh. I think I'm going to have to think of a poor puppy lying in the middle of the road after being ran over. Ah... That laughter has stopped.
Nathan! What are you doing!?
Nathan! Put that brick down!
NATHAN!! Don't do it!
NATHAN!!!
Thud
YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
NO! I will not have sex with you!
Or your sister, Lurleen
Or both of you together, just so you can have sex with your sister and for it to seem like it was actually a threesome, but it was really just you and her going at it like rabbits whilst I vomitted over and over and over again!
Yes, I will run away
Nathan, put the gun down!
Nathan! Put the safety back on!
Nathan!! Don't point it at my hat and sunglasses!
NATHAN!! Don't cock the gun!!
NATHAN!!!
Bang
Damnit, you broke my hat. You bitch!
Woah... That was odd.
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Post by euanzooom on Sept 22, 2006 13:22:09 GMT
I've always said, Pat's chat constantly cracks me up
Another classic example.
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Post by Nathan Versus on Sept 22, 2006 13:43:23 GMT
I'm going to nominate it for the "Best Post in AWT History! Award" I'm sat in a college computer room, and finding it hard to not laugh. I think I'm going to have to think of a poor puppy lying in the middle of the road after being ran over. Ah... That laughter has stopped. Nathan! What are you doing!? Nathan! Put that brick down! NATHAN!! Don't do it! NATHAN!!! ThudYOU SON OF A BITCH!! NO! I will not have sex with you! Or your sister, Lurleen Or both of you together, just so you can have sex with your sister and for it to seem like it was actually a threesome, but it was really just you and her going at it like rabbits whilst I vomitted over and over and over again! Yes, I will run away Nathan, put the gun down! Nathan! Put the safety back on! Nathan!! Don't point it at my hat and sunglasses! NATHAN!! Don't cock the gun!! NATHAN!!! BangDamnit, you broke my hat. You bitch! Woah... That was odd. Very funny, Cockwards, but some things: 1. The puppy was dying already. I merely eased its suffering in the most humane manner available to me at the time. 2. I do not have a sister called Lurleen. Nor have I ever had sex with my sister. 3. I had sex with your sister, however, and she was crap. 4. I had sex with your mother, too, and she loved it. She was crap, too, but slightly more adventurous. 5. I do not own a gun. I own three samurai swords, a Hawaiian war club and a butterfly knife. No gun. Wanker.
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Post by Cowards on Sept 22, 2006 15:53:52 GMT
Nathan Van Sickle! I challenge you to a duel!
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Post by nextlevel on Sept 22, 2006 16:09:12 GMT
From Hogan knows cockfights - "WUTCHA GONNA DO, ANIMAL FIGHT ORGANIZERS.....WHEN OUR TIME TESTED LEGAL SYSTEM THAT HAS BEEN PROVEN EFFICACIOUS IN COMING TO AGREEABLE DECISIONS TO THE MAJORITY OF THE INFORMED POPULUS WITH THE OCCASIONAL AMENDMENTS TO INDIVIDUAL FACETS OF SAID SYSTEM IN ORDER TO COMPLY WITH NEW SOCIETAL STANDARDS.......RUNS WILD.......ON YOU! RAAAARRRGH!" Or something like that.
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Post by Nathan Versus on Sept 22, 2006 16:17:34 GMT
Nathan Van Sickle! I challenge you to a duel! Challenge accepted, Ryan, and may God have mercy upon your soul.
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Post by Cowards on Sept 22, 2006 16:20:46 GMT
We need a time and a place.
I'm thinking:
The Poplars, The Marsh, Wellington, Hereford
And timewise, how about tomorrow at 7:30pm. That sound cool to you?
Oh, and my postcode is HR4 8DU, if you ever wanted to be a coward and send me anthrax or something through the mail....
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Post by tequillin on Oct 30, 2006 23:04:06 GMT
I vainly nominate myself. I cannot believe nobody else found this even remotely funny. Come on, Jane I'm sure even you found it a little amusing. If Shawn was to have a DVD, it would have to have this underrated gem on it: vs David Hasselhoff - Baywatch Beach, 8/96 Look at that Japanese Armdrag.
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Post by Andy_3:16 on Oct 30, 2006 23:08:51 GMT
I thought that was hilarious. That armdrag is a beauty. I also thought this was pretty funny: Teq's Noise of the Night:Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...
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Post by tequillin on Oct 30, 2006 23:15:18 GMT
Haha me too. It was true. I splurted to the thought of Sherri Martel's breasts bouncing up and down while Virgil I lay comfortably beneath her.
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Post by Andy_3:16 on Oct 30, 2006 23:18:07 GMT
Haha me too. It was true. I splurted to the thought of Sherri Martel's breasts bouncing up and down while Virgil I lay comfortably beneath her. I think this is my new Post Of The Day. ;D
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Post by Chubbs on Nov 5, 2006 17:08:50 GMT
I bullied an old enemy into buying me a drink recently. ... And it made me smile. Or, at least, grin in a sinister fashion. Hilarious.
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Post by Leonard(o) on Nov 6, 2006 23:18:02 GMT
Damn, just when I was sure Nathan was Cowards' father. OfLegend: Still the master of MS Paint.
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