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Post by Adzer on Aug 5, 2006 22:08:15 GMT
evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.phpAdam: At age 28 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries. That is just freaky and a bit worrying, lol
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Post by Andy_3:16 on Aug 5, 2006 22:10:23 GMT
Andrew: At age 22 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.
Um...
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Post by Bill Covington on Aug 5, 2006 22:15:44 GMT
William Clinton Covington III: At age 42 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
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Post by †SamuraiFoochs† on Aug 5, 2006 22:35:20 GMT
Matthew Morgan Potter: At age 67 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
I outlive you all! BWAHAHAHAHA.
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Post by tequillin on Aug 5, 2006 22:36:53 GMT
Ross: At age 59 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
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Post by nextlevel on Aug 5, 2006 22:42:10 GMT
Next Level: At age 64 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars
Fucking awesome, 64 and kicking alien ass!
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Post by Leonard(o) on Aug 5, 2006 22:46:14 GMT
Leonard Bowman: At age 51 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay. Alright, I have the coolest death!  |
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Post by Adzer on Aug 5, 2006 22:48:24 GMT
Leonard Bowman: At age 51 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay. Alright, I have the coolest death! WWE in the year 2030? |
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Post by Boricua on Aug 5, 2006 23:06:14 GMT
Leonard Bowman: At age 51 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay. Alright, I have the coolest death! I got the same one. |
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Post by Chubbs on Aug 5, 2006 23:10:10 GMT
Jason Hurley: At age 62 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
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Post by †SamuraiFoochs† on Aug 5, 2006 23:26:31 GMT
I STILL outlive you all! Thusfar, that is.
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Post by nextlevel on Aug 5, 2006 23:28:15 GMT
So, I die for my planet  |
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Post by Adzer on Aug 5, 2006 23:40:13 GMT
Jason Hurley: At age 62 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies. That ones just hilarious |
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Post by Mutant_Couch on Aug 6, 2006 0:44:00 GMT
Fantastic, now I just need to figure out how to go about peeing on this fence.
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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Aug 6, 2006 1:01:26 GMT
Josh: At age 38 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.  |
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Post by coolcool on Aug 6, 2006 1:03:55 GMT
Nick: At age 57 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
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Post by born2beskinny on Aug 6, 2006 1:06:31 GMT
Jason : At age 39 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then. |
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Post by Mutant_Couch on Aug 6, 2006 1:13:07 GMT
Josh: At age 38 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck. Maybe Maggie decided to get a pacifer to match her outfit? She did shoot Mr. Burns after all. |
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Post by FrighTy on Aug 6, 2006 1:14:39 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Michael Wilson: At age 34 you will die lonely and alone.
I was hoping for something a little more humorous. This is just depressing.[/glow]
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Post by †SamuraiFoochs† on Aug 6, 2006 1:22:43 GMT
Why is it I live longest?
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