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Post by nextlevel on Aug 6, 2006 1:32:25 GMT
Because I gave my life for my planet so you people could live
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Post by FrighTy on Aug 6, 2006 1:34:08 GMT
[glow=red,2,300] Because I gave my life for my planet so you people could live At least you guys will die somewhat interesting deaths. I have ten years to wait for jack shit.[/glow]
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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Aug 6, 2006 1:34:21 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Michael Wilson: At age 34 you will die lonely and alone. I was hoping for something a little more humorous. This is just depressing.[/glow] Is that really what came up for you, FrighTy . . . or did you just make that up? Either way, I found it extremely hilarious.
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Post by Wassuppmann786 on Aug 6, 2006 1:38:29 GMT
Hussain Saeed: At age 58 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. WTF? @samfooches: Stop Showing off
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Post by nextlevel on Aug 6, 2006 1:42:37 GMT
Sorry I couldnt help it
Ric Flair: At age 107 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
Hulk Hogan: At age 60 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.
Randy Savage: At age 71 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.
Mark Calloway: At age 63 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.
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Post by Wassuppmann786 on Aug 6, 2006 1:52:26 GMT
Ric Flair: At age 107 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch. so another 50 years more in the WWE
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Post by †SamuraiFoochs† on Aug 6, 2006 2:16:47 GMT
@samfooches: Stop Showing off Oh c'mon, I'm just funning you. Besides, I'm legitimately confused as to how I'd outlive all of you, stupid generator or not.
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Post by redrum241 on Aug 6, 2006 21:22:43 GMT
At age 69 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
That's weird, I've never even touched the stuff.
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Post by Ace on Aug 6, 2006 21:33:18 GMT
Anthony: At age 55 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
Damn...
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Post by †SamuraiFoochs† on Aug 6, 2006 21:36:55 GMT
At age 69 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose. That's weird, I've never even touched the stuff. I have been outlived? Damn you!
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Post by Cowards on Aug 7, 2006 2:30:18 GMT
You all have such normal names... Anyway:
Hmm. Here's a little Hereford info. for you. Hereford is renouned for being full of Heroin junkies. Well, not full, but there is a lot. Anyone remember Rachel Whittier. The stupid girl who died of Heroin overdose. She was from Hereford. She went to my school. Not at the same time as me, but she did. So, don't just poo poo at this generator of death! Take into account that sometimes, just sometimes, it may speak more truthfully than you realise
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Post by stevenuk1 on Aug 7, 2006 17:47:23 GMT
Steven: At age 70 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
Well thats a nice way to go
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Post by Chubbs on Aug 7, 2006 22:02:46 GMT
Steven: At age 70 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death. Well thats a nice way to goLOL!
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Post by Joshua James on Aug 13, 2006 18:56:52 GMT
Josh: At age 21 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
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Post by janedoe95 on Aug 14, 2006 19:37:32 GMT
I was going to take it, but it randomly generates different answers each time you refresh, so fuck it.
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Post by thezoomzoomkid on Aug 14, 2006 20:02:42 GMT
Matt : At age 23 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.
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Post by TheDevilsApprentice on Aug 14, 2006 22:56:02 GMT
Kris: At age 55 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle. -----
Why will I be in the Burmese Jungle? Lol. I know its just generic.
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Post by Moeru Toukon on Aug 14, 2006 23:07:40 GMT
Steven: At age 70 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death. Well thats a nice way to goI disagree. I think you will die at your age in accordance to a heart attack, caused by a supreme ownage by me.
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Post by mrkennedy on Aug 14, 2006 23:51:55 GMT
Paul: At age 39 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
The fuck? I hate peanut butter!
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Post by Pathollywood on Aug 15, 2006 0:21:17 GMT
Patrick: At age 46 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
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