2/23: J-Man & The LOF vs. JD & The Midnight Riders

[Carl]

Main Event
J-Man & The Lords of Flatbush
vs.
JD Wheeler & The Midnight Riders

Let's get it on.....

[Adzer]

The video fades into the Onslaught backstage area where Dean Stewart can be seen listening with a glass up to a door, voices can be heard inside including a female giggling, Dean crouchs down to look through the keyhole, all of a sudden the voices stop and the door flies open causing Dean to fall back onto his ass in shock, standing before him is the CCW Global Heavyweight Title holder J-Man.

J-Man: "Dean, what the hell are you doing?"

Dean: "How did you know I was listening?"

J-Man: "Easy, your heavy breathing through the keyhole there, god it sounded worse than a Walrus combined with the worlds loudest fart and don't ever answer my questions with another question or I'll give you a stern kick to the head"

Dean: "But why?"

Realising what he's just done, Dean covers the top of his head not noticing his face is fully exposed, J-Man gives him a firm kick to the face but nothing too strong.

Dean: "Oh my god, I think you broke my nose"

J-Man: "Well serves you right for eavesdropping, now if I were you I'd run along to your Closet Homosexuals Anonymous meeting before you miss it"

Dean: "They actually have those?"

J-Man looks surprised and looks strangely at Stewart, who is now the colour of a ripe tomato, he quickly runs off down the corridor before he embarasses himself anymore, just as J-Man is about to walk back into his suite he looks in the opposite direction to where Dean ran and comes face to face with JD Wheeler....

[President Skroob]

J-Man looks Wheeler up and down as he just stands there staring straight J-Man into J-Man's eyes.

J-Man: You ever get deja vu? What the hell do you want? I'm a little busy right now.

Wheeler stares into J-Man's eyes for a few more seconds before laying his eyes on the Global Heavyweight title on J-Man's shoulders. J-Man clutches his title a little harder and begins to prepare himself for any problems in the very near-future. Wheeler then looks back at J-Man.

Wheeler: So this is what has become of my precious title? Stuck on the shoulder of an absolute asshole. God I'm so depressed.

J-Man: Why? Because you've realized that the title is now in the hands of a worthy champion?

Wheeler: No...that won't happen until this Sunday when Shawn Greene wipes the floor with you.

J-Man: Oh please. Shawn Greene the champion of this brand? The title would be as out of place as you are in a library. He has no chance in hell of walking out of Night of the Immortals as the champion. This title will still be around my waist.

Wheeler: Didn't you say that sometime....oh I don't know....last year? And look what happen. You let Versus walk out as the champion. I have a feeling the fans are gonna see a repeat.

J-Man: Very funny. Speaking of Versus, good luck in that match. I don't think I should be telling you this what with me not liking you and all, but he's not one to go easy on someone just because they're still not big enough to ride the big kid rides.

Wheeler: Careful J-Man. Keep that tongue going and you might just start walking around with my boot lodged where mommy used to put the thermometer. By the end of my match, the whole world will see that I would have been the World champion last year.

J-Man: Sure....if you hadn't gotten eliminated in the first round.

Wheeler: Hey! Accidents happen....which explains you. But rest a sure, I would've brought the World Heavyweight title to Onslaught simply because I'm better than you. That's why I became a 2-time Global champion before you could even win your first.

J-Man begins to shake a little with anger.

Wheeler: And I'm willing to prove it even more. How about you and I meet in the ring later tonight?

J-Man: Why do you think I would get the ring a little smurf such as yourself? How about this? You go back to circle jerking with your buddies while I go back to (Looks in the direction of his locker room) entertaining my female guests.

Wheeler: Leave my friends out of this J-Man. Unlike some of the worthless cunts in this business...namely you, they are winners.

J-Man: JD, even a man of obvious limited intelligence such as yourself can see that your friends are nothing more than deadbeat leeches, especially those two you call the Midnight...something or other.

Wheeler: Hey! No one makes fun of my friends except me! And....maybe Stone Cold. If you don't want to face me in a one-on-one match, then how about tonight you find yourself two friends and meet Danny, Steve, and myself in the ring?

J-Man thinks it over a few moments.

J-Man: Alright. You're on though I do feel somewhat bad that Versus won't get the chance to put you in the hospital himself.

Wheeler: Well if I were you, which thank God I'm not, I would be spending as much time with that title (Points to the Global title) as possible before Sunday. 'Cos after Night of the Immortals, you'll never get to see that title ever again.

The two get into an intense stare down for a few seconds. The tension between the two begin to rise and it's possible they could start the match right then and there. But before any violent actions can take place, Wheeler walks right by J-Man and heads back to his locker room as J-Man looks on with cold, evil eyes.

Camera fades to black.

[President Skroob]

The camera opens on a shot of four members of Dallas Justice in their locker room. JD Wheeler is busy lacing up his boots for the tag match tonight. Next to him on his right, Amy Wheeler is busy doing nothing. Danny is busying stretching various parts of his body. Sitting to JD's left, Steve is busy checking his phone to see if any of the girls he gave his number to called. To his disappointment, none did.

JD: You know, I've been thinking....what the hell is going on in CCW lately? First, Nathan Versus cheap shots me last week after our tag match. Then again, I probably should have expected that. Can't believe I thought that guy could change. And then there's J-Man. I mean, I thought I knew the guy. He was kinda like the poor man's version of me. Then, he goes and turns on Greene and gets in my face. What the fuck?

Danny: What exactly is your point?

JD: My point is, you can never truly know who someone is. In fact....(Looks at the others)....how do I know I could trust any of you guys?

Amy: What?!

JD: No seriously. Do I really know you guys? I never thought y'all would rob me of my money, but y'all did anyway. In fact, do any of us really know anything about each other? I think we need a little test.

JD turns his attention to Steve.

JD: Hey Steve. Quick, when is Amy's birthday?

Steve: Well...it was yesterday JD.

JD eyes grow wide as he is surprised by the news. He slowly turns his attention to Amy who's nodding in agreement. Seeing this, JD has a look of surprise, nervousness, and fear.

JD: Oh....uh.....gee......I-I-I......I'm sorry I missed it sis.

Amy doesn't respond. Instead, she just stares at him coldly as JD swallows hard. An awkward silence fills the locker room as no one knows what to say next....not to mention the fact JD looks like he's walking his last mile. The silence is eventually broken though when Onslaught GM Stone Cold Steve Austin enters the locker room. For the first time since joining CCW, JD is glad to see Stone Cold. JD quickly gets out of his seat and heads to Austin.

JD: Oh hey Stone Cold! Come on in! Come on in! Boy, you don't stop by often enough! How's it going buddy!

Austin is taken aback by JD's attitude and takes a second look around locker room.

Stone Cold: Wrong locker room.

Austin starts to head out the door, but JD clutches his arm preventing him from leaving. JD closes in on Austin so none of the others can hear him.

JD: Look....your arrival is just a matter of convenience. That's all. Just stay here because (Looks at Amy, then back at Austin) if you leave, I have a feeling I'm gonna be gutted.

Stone Cold: Son...would you let go of my arm?

JD lets go of Austin's arm and backs away giving Austin breathing room again.

JD: Anyway, what are doing here?

Stone Cold: Two things, first....who gave you the authority to book matches on Stone Cold's show?

JD: You got a problem with the tag match?

Stone Cold: Yes I do. In case you've forgotten son, Onslaught has the main event for Night of the Immortals, and I would prefer it if my competitors in the match were at 100%. Gotta keep the match quality up to Onslaught standards. Know what I mean son?

JD: So you want Greene and J-Man protected.

Stone Cold: Exactly.

JD: Yet, you've never had any qualms about squashing the life out of me, your top draw.

Stone Cold: Well that's not entirely true right now. And that brings me to my next problem. I also need you at 100% for your match Nathan Versus.

JD: I didn't know you cared about me.

Stone Cold: I don't. What I do care about is another victory for Onslaught over Unleashed. I want to keep the streak alive. Now despite the traitor James jumping ship, Knight, Matthews, and Wh_(The loud sound of the air conditioner kicking on drowns out Stone Cold) have guaranteed victory in their tag match against the Unleashed team. I'm hoping I can expect the same for you.

JD: Look Austin, my victory over old man Versus is a lock, but it's not because of you or for Onslaught's pride. I couldn't give a shit about any of that right now. You see, Versus decided to make this personal between us and that was his first mistake. His second mistake will occur when he's actually stupid enough to step in the ring with me. This victory....Nathan's execution....is for me and not you.

Stone Cold doesn't seem to take kindly to those words and stares directly into JD's eyes. Sensing this, Danny quickly steps in between the two.

Danny: Uhh...he didn't mean that Mr. Austin. Of course he's doing it for Onslaught. Onslaught's pride and your happiness is always a top priority for Dallas Justice.

JD turns Danny around pushes him out of the middle of Stone Cold and JD.

JD: Stop sucking up to him!!

Stone Cold laughs to himself.

Stone Cold: (To Danny) That's what Stone Cold likes to hear. (To JD) It would be a nice thing to rub in Bret Hart's face knowing I have the top wrestlers on my show. Just think, Onslaught Icon vs. Unleashed Icon with the winner becoming the top man of CCW. And I want that man to be on my show. So think about it JD, you win and you'll have the bragging rights for the rest of your life. You might even get a title shot in the future, but I can't guarantee that. And if you lose....you get a good swift kick in the ass. How does that sound?

JD: How about you give me a real incentive? If I win, I get to kick you in the ass.

Stone Cold: You know son if you really wanted another title shot, instead of thinking about kicking my ass, you should be thinking about kissing it.

JD: Hey...what do you think I look like? One of your monkeys?

Sensing more trouble, Danny turns to Steve.

Danny: (Whispering) Hey Steve...you say something now. And make sure it's good enough to get on Austin's good side.

Steve: Oh....

Caught off guard, Steve gets out of his chair and heads over to Stone Cold.

Steve: Ummm....you know Mr. Austin, I'm sure those are some lucky monkeys.

Everyone just stares at Steve....except Danny who slaps him in the back of his head. Steve steps back into the background.

JD: I don't have to suck up to you Austin because I know if you ever want Onslaught to have the ratings it did when it first debuted, you'll give me the title shot I deserve.

Stone Cold: We'll see about that. As for right now, that tag match for tonight is not happening.

JD: Oh...yes it is.

Stone Cold: What?

JD clenches his fists in anger and looks like he's about to strike Austin, but he calms himself down.

JD: You heard me. The match is going to happen. Whether you sanction this match or not, it's gonna take place. Only, if you don't sanction the match, the chances of J-Man surviving for Night of the Immortals decreases drastically.

Stone Cold gets into JD's face. With neither man backing down, it looks like things are about to reach a boiling point. Before anything happens though, Stone Cold smiles.

Stone Cold: Not bad Wheeler. There may be hope for you yet. Fine...the match is on.

Austin turns around and starts to head out the door. But before he leaves, he turns back to JD.

Stone Cold: Oh....and good luck Sunday.

Austin then exits the room. JD turns his attention to the others.

JD: Well that was....strange. Anyway, I can't believe you guys keep buttering him up.

Amy, who's been keeping quiet the whole time, gets up out of her chair.

Amy: Well you know JD, that's easy for you to say. After all you, Jack, and Sophia have matches on CCW's biggest PPV of the year and Danny, Steve, and myself got the left in the dust.

JD: Oh so you guys are jealous. Well you know, you don't really have to be. Well....you do have to be jealous of Sophia and me, but you don't have to be jealous of Jack. You see, I don't know about a lot of things. I don't know about life. I don't know about the world. And...I don't want to know anything about Brittany Spears' home life. But I do know that Jack is a member of Dallas Justice. Sophia hasn't been with us long enough. Anyway, Jack is a member and I do know that there is no way in the world that God will ever let a member of Dallas Justice succeed in anything. Now then, do y'all feel better now?

The three look at each other.

Steve: (Sarcastic) Oh yeah JD. We're high as kites now.

JD: Good. Now that that's all behind us, we need to concentrate on tonight.

Amy: Wait. Hold on JD. So are you saying God also won't let you win against Versus?

JD: Uhh...I....ummm....n-no. Shut up.

Danny: And if we're not allowed to succeed in anything, how did you become a 2-time Global champion and Amy a former Women's champion?

JD: I.....I can see y'all thought this through a little bit more than I did. Fine. I don't know anything about anything. You happy now? Can we focus on the tag match please?

The others nod and they begin discussing strategy.

Camera fades to black.

[Adzer]

The camera cuts back to outside J-Man's lockeroom where J-Man walks out dressed for his match and holding his title on his shoulder, he looks around the corridor and smirks a little before looking back into his suite.

J-Man: "I'll be back to celebrate later sexy, I just have to take care of a few things"

He closes the door and walks away, all along the brightly lit corridor he receives glares from the competitors of Onslaught, some disapproving of what he did to Shawn Greene and some just looking at the title.

J-Man: "Whats the matter with you all? Never seen a credible champion before? Oh yeah that's right, I'm the first!"

He walks a little futher down the corridor and comes across the Tag Team of Khaos, Ryan Kage and Kris Kain.

J-Man: "Ah, just the guys I wanted to see, the Tag Team Champions of Onslaught, how are ya lads?"

Kain: "Piss off J-Man"

J-Man: "Whoa there a minute Kage, whats with the hostility?"

Kain: "I'm Kris, he's Kage and I think you know why, you double crossing son of a bitch"

J-Man: "Oh I see, this is about Shawn Greene, isn't it?"

Kage: "You catch on fast"

J-Man: "You shut your mouth before I shove my fist down it, now what is happening between myself and Greene is none of your goddamn business, in my situation you two would have done the exact same thing"

Kain: "I don't think so, we would backstab a friend like you did last week."

J-Man: "Oh really? so that's why a couple of months back you two retards were at each others throats?"

Kage: "That was different, what the hell do you want anyway?"

J-Man: "Well I was going to come and ask for your help for my match tonight, but I see it's a waste of my time"

Kain: "Damn right, get the fuck out of here"

J-Man then shapes up, as if to hit one of them, but both men stand up ready for him, seeing he's outnumbered J-Man starts to walk away.

J-Man: "Good luck with your match this Sunday, your going to need it, the Lords of Flatbush are going to wipe the floor with you"

Kage: "I think it's you who needs the luck, finally we will have a champion again that's not a 'has-been' "

J-Man: "Better to be a 'has-been' then a 'never-been', enjoy the rest of your title run, it won't last"

Khaos ignore his last comment and J-Man walks away still trying to find some assistance for the night's match, all of a sudden he stops and smiles, the camera pans around to show Danny and David Lord talking to one another in front of their lockeroom, J-Man nods in satisfaction and walks over to them as the camera fades out