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Post by jerseyboybastard on Jan 26, 2007 16:50:56 GMT
This is for those who don't have a match, but still have something to say!
Post 'em if you got 'em!
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Post by President Skroob on Jan 31, 2007 23:09:29 GMT
The camera opens on a shot of Dean Stewart walking down the corridors. After a few twists and turns and dodging crew members, Stewart arrives at his destination: the DJ locker room. As Stewart goes to knock on the door, it suddenly swings open instead and out pops Full Metal Jack carrying a small box underneath his left arm.
FMJ: Oh hey Dean. Whatcha doing here?
Stewart: I was just hoping I could get word with you guys.
FMJ: Oh sorry Dean. No time to talk right now. As you can see, my campaign to become America's champion is in full throttle now. I tell ya, Chris 6yxx doesn't stand a chance come Night of the Immortals when the fans will be behind me. In fact, while we're on it...
Jack reaches into the box and pulls out a bumper sticker.
FMJ: Dean, I wanna know that come Night of the Immortals, will you be on the side of Full Metal Jack? Come Night of the Immortals, will you chant my name? Come Night of the Immortals, will you...Vote Jack?
Jack turns the sticker around to reveal the words 'VOTE JACK' in bold, black letters and hands it to Dean who reluctantly accepts.
Stewart: Ummm....I gue...wait what are you talking about? Are you saying the fans are gonna "elect" you the new American champion?
FMJ: That I am Dean for that's what America is all about. America's finest champions have been voted on by the people. Take the great Thomas Jefferson for example. If the people didn't elect Jefferson to be the next president, then the Boston Harbor would be full of voting booths. And then all the local women would be swimming around down there....and some other stuff would happen....and umm...we then had to hang them as witches. So you see what I am saying Dean?
Dean rubs his head desperately trying to make sense of it all.
Stewart: Uhh...are you trying to say you're like Thomas Jefferson?
FMJ: Umm...that will do. Yes, I am Thomas Jefferson and Full Metal Jefferson is gonna send Chris 6yxx crying back to his little foreign country he calls "Florida". Florida...what is that like Spanish or Dutch or something?
Before Stewart can get out a word...
FMJ: It doesn't really matter. I've got a campaign to get back to Dean. So if you excuse me...
Jack heads off down the hallway. As he passes crew members, he reaches into his box and hands out bumper stickers, button pins, and tiny American flags while telling them to "Vote Jack".
Camera fades to black.
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Post by Adzer on Jan 31, 2007 23:50:09 GMT
The camera fades in to Stonecold Steve Austins office where J-Man is standing facing him.
J-Man: "You wanted to see me?"
Austin: "Sure sit your ass down there"
J-Man complies and sits in a chair opposite Stonecold.
Austin: "Son, I called you in here tonight to let you know that you have the night off."
J-Man: "What? Again? How the hell am I going to prepare for Night of the Immortals if I'm not getting a match every week?"
Austin: "Do what I used to do, go find yourself someone backstage and start a fight"
J-Man: "Even though that does sound like a plan, I prefer to do my fighting in the ring for my title, I want to send out an invitation to face JD Wheeler this week because I didn't choose him the last time."
Austin: "I'm sorry, I already have Wheeler booked in a match this week"
J-Man: "Well what about someone like Marcus Knight? I'm sure he could do with another beating"
Austin: "No going there either son, Knight is down for tonights match against the turncoat that is Shawn Greene, I told him that if he plans to leave, I'll make sure its the last move he'll make in his wrestling career"
J-Man: "Yeah, that makes sense, sending out your pansy patsy Knight to do your dirty work."
Austin: "Easy there, you don't wanna get yourself suspended now do ya, huh?"
J-Man goes to reply but reluctantly says nothing while staring at Stonecold.
Austin: "I damn well thought so, now get on the hell outta here, I'm a busy man"
Austin then reaches below the desk and picks up a 6 pack of Steveweisers and lays them down on the table beside him and opens one, he puts his feet up on his desk while looking at the TV screen that is showing him all of the nights action.
J-Man: "If it's all the same to you, I'm just gonna stick around backstage tonight"
Austin (Still looking at the TV): "Suit yourself, now get the hell out"
J-Man gives Austin a disatisfied look that Steve didn't see because his eyes are glued to the television as he takes a swig of his can, J-Man walks out leaving Stonecold to look back with an smirk on his face.
Josh Mathews: "What the hell is he up to?"
Fade to Black
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Post by carter007 on Feb 1, 2007 21:52:29 GMT
CCW cameras cut to backstage with Dean Stewart on the mic
Stewart: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome my guest at this time...he is the reigning American heavyweight champion and the man to face Full Metal Jack at CCW: Night of the Immortals 2..."The Enigma" Chris 6yxx.
Crowd boos the champion as the camera shows "The Enigma" with a stern look on his face
Dean: So Chris what do you think of Full Metal Jack's "Vote Jack" campaign?
6yxx: What in the blue fucking hell is that? How desperate can a man be? That roided freak will go through any and all measures to take the most prestigious title in CCW from "The Enigma". But you just like these sorry ass fans know that it will NOT happen!
Arena rains down with Boos
Dean: What about him mocking your home state of Florida?
6yxx: Listen Dean I think we all know that Jack is a certified dumbass. Who is he to diss the great state Florida? Wasn't it Florida that mutilated Ohio State in the BCS game? And...wait Dean what the hell is that?!
Chris looks at something peculiar on Dean's jacket. He then proceeds to find a "Vote For Jack" pin on his jacket. Afterward he shoves Dean and rips the pin off
6yxx: JACK IS NOT GONNA WIN
Crowd procceds to boo "The Enigma"
6yxx: At Night of the Immortals...I'm going to do what it is I have been doing..and that is win! I'm going to show the whole fuckin world that "The Enigma" is the best wrestler in CCW! Not a damn soul can take this belt away from me...NOBODY! You can...fuckin believe that!!!
end promo
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