1/19 - Non-match promo thread

[jerseyboybastard]

This is for anyone who doesn't have a match, but wants to contribute with a promo.

Post 'em if you got 'em!

[Raz]

The camera comes into focus, as we hear a knock on a door. The door opens and into the room steps Matt Downing. The camera spreads backwards as we see the walls and desk of Stone Cold's office. Austin motions for Downing to sit down, but Downing refuses the gesture.

Stone Cold: Got a problem, son?

Downing: Hell yeah I've got a problem!, Take a look what I found outside you're office, care to enlighten me about it?

Downing slams a peice of paper down on the desk, as Austin quickly picks it up and examines it.

Stone Cold: Well, what you've got here is the run sheet for tonight.

Downing: I know what it is, the thing I want to know is why the hell is my name not on it somewhere?

Stone Cold: Well, if I had to explain myself to people everytime I make a contreversial decision, I wouldn't be Stone Cold Steve Austin, now would I?

Downing: So, let me get this straight. For the second week in a row after Resurrection, I've been given the night off?

Downing is literally fuming, as Austin smirks and throws the sheet on the floor next to his desk.

Stone Cold: The show is fully booked, Matt. I'd love to give you you're first singles match on Onslaught but I gave it some thought and decided to give you the night off to maybe complete some careful consideration as to whether you're going to accept Jerome Novaho's challenge for Night of the Immortals.

Downing: Well, I'll be sure to do that.

Downing turns around and open the door to exit.

Downing: And Steve?...Make sure I have a match next week or our next meeting might not be so non-violent.

Austin lets out a little snigger, as Downing shuts the door.

Meanwhile, Dean Stewart is heading up the corridor, as he see's Downing exiting the GM's office.

Stewart: Matt!

Downing: Not now, Dean.

Stewart: Anything to tell the viewers at home as to what you wanted from our GM back there?

Downing: Only the chance I deserve, Dean. Not too much to ask, is it?

Stewart: So, have you got a response to Jerome Novaho's challenge to a match at Night of the Immortals two?

Downing: You know, it's ironic. The only way I can score a match around here is off the back of Jerome Novaho. I ask Steve Austin to let me show those fans and him what I can do for two straight weeks and I'm denied. And yet once Novaho challenges me out of the blue, Austin accepts immediately.

Stewart: Erm...You didn't answer my question.

Downing: Hell yes, I accept!, and hopefully I can prove to Steve Austin, and more importantly Jerome Novaho that The downward spiral is not a person to fuck around with. Oh, and here's a 'post match scoop' for you Dean. Jerome Novaho, on the Night of the Immortals. Only one of the two of us will become immortal. Only one of the two of us will have tens of thousands of fans chant their name, and it sure as hell won't be you if I have anything to say about it. And Jerome, one last thing. When you're lying on the mat, unconscious after I have beat you with The Downward Spiral, you'll know without a shadow of a doubt, what all these guys in the back know, but don't let on they do. And thats the fact that none of them can step up against me...and win.

and Dean, I think you know what's coming. And you better believe it is, because Jerome Novaho...

You're Downward Spiral starts now!

Downing swiftly moves out of the camera shot, as Dean turns back into the focus.

Stewart: You heard it here first, folks. The very first match is now set for Night of the Immortals two! It'll be Jerome Novaho vs Matt Downing in the grudge match everyone of you Onslaught fans have been waiting for!

The camera fades to black.

[Boricua]

The scene: Backstage in the trainer's room. A very attractive physical therapist works Marcus Kngiht's back as he talks on his cell.

Knight: Yo, Clint, you saw that match last week, right? Of course I know why he used a chair: he's scared! That bum knew he couldn't beat me, so he got in a cheap shot, and ran.

Knight listens for a bit.

Knight: It's just another sign of my greatness. None of these cats 'round here could come back from 3 months off, face the champion, and scare him so bad that he just up and pussies put the match. 'Cept me, that is. I'm the baddest sumbitch in this locker room, I'll take anyone. I don't care if there on this show, Unleashed, WWE, All Japan . . . Hell, I won't just fight anyone, I'll fight everyone!

He listens a bit more

Knight: I'm telling you, man: no mater how big, or where they're from, I will put anyone down. Alright, catch you later, we'll get 'em next season.

Knight hangs up, and takes a moment to enjoy the massage.

Knight: Mmmmm . . . You know, you really should exercise your talents in some beter venues. Like . . . .my hotel room.