1/19 - J. James & FMJ vs. T-Rex & C. 6yxx

[jerseyboybastard]

Will the North American number one contender and the man who feels he deserves that contendership be able to coexist in the ring? And after T-Rex's attack of Fantomas last week, will the North American champion be nervous about teaming up with his unstable partner?

Post 'em if you got 'em!

[President Skroob]

The camera opens on a shot of the lovely Elena Rosario with a microphone in hand.

Rosario: Ladies and Gentlemen, with me right now is the man who's the #1 contender for the American championship and will team up with Joshua James later tonight to face Revolution members T-Rex and current American champion Chris 6yxx...Full Metal Jack.

The one and only (thank God) Full Metal Jack steps into full view with a smile on his face.

Rosario: Jack, how are things right now?

FMJ: Oh things are looking great right now because I've got good news for every CCW fan in the world tonight. You see, as we all know on November 5th, 2006, a dark fell over CCW. Hell, not just CCW...America itself. That was the day that one Chris 6yxx became the champion of America. Yes, you heard right, Chris 6yxx....THE Chris 6yxx actually became America's champion. Someone so vile, so selfish, so appalling, so....un-American, it's just disgusting. But now a ray of sunlight has begun to shine through that dark cloud. You're looking at a man who's gonna bring back prestige to the American championship. A man who America can be proud to have as its champion. And that man is me: Full Metal Jack.

So everyone mark this day in your calendar. This is the day that Full Metal Jack begins his long, grueling campaign to become America's new champion because that's what great Americans do. You know, just like our forefathers of the past. When England was oppressing its people in America, did our forefathers just ignore it? No. They did something about it by throwing England's stupid tea in our harbor. And why? Because Americans don't like "tea", we like coffee. And that's what I plan to do to Chris 6yxx. I plan on throwing 6yxx's tea into America's harbor and show America that I'm the only one worthy to be its champion.

Tonight is just the beginning. I will show Americans that a new dawn is coming. At Night of the Immortals, the people will elect a new American champion. And that champion is me. So what do you have to say about that Elena?

Rosario just stands there silent and dumbfounded.

FMJ: You're exactly right Elena. Words can not express such emotions right now.

Rosario eventually collects herself.

Rosario: Uh....well then what about the tag match? You're teaming up with a man who you not only eliminated from the Melee match, but also has his eyes set on the American championship too.

FMJ: Let me ask you something Elena. Did he win the Melee match?

Rosario: Uh no...I just said you eliminated him.

FMJ: Ah...I see I see. Well then how about this: Did he win a #1 contendership triple threat match for the American title?

Rosario: No, that was you.

FMJ: Really? Interesting....well then he means nothing. To me, to you, to CCW, or to the American people. All that these fans in the arena will remember about him tonight is that he was the guy who stood on the apron while Full Metal Jack pounded the holy living hell out of T-Rex and Chris 6yxx. It's as simple as that. (Flexes his muscles) They're all inferior to Full Metal Jack.

Rosario turns to the camera.

Rosario: Simple words from a...umm...simple man.

FMJ: You're damn right.

Camera fades to black.

[carter007]

my promo will come a lil bit later in the day but it will be up!

[carter007]

Camera cuts backstage as we see "The Enigma" Chris 6yxx bursting into the office of Onslaught General Manager Stone Cold Steve Austin

6yxx: AUSTIN!!!!

Austin: What do you want Chris?

6yxx: How could you allow Joshua James to screw me..."The Enigma" out of my chance to win the melee at Resurrection!!??

Boos

Austin: Well Chris as far as I see it, he deserves another shot for that American title you got draped over your shoulder!

Huge pop

6yxx: Figured you of all people would say that...some general manager. All you do is go along with the fans and dont give a damn about what us wrestlers think! [ scoffs ] And to think that you used to be a wrestling superstar like "The Enigma"...pathetic.

Austin shoots up from his chair and stands nose to nose with Chris 6yxx

Austin: You better watch what you say Chris!! I'm more than half the man you will EVER be. If I were to step into the ring right now, I would open up a big can of whoop ass on you!!

Crowd Pops and erupts into a frenzy

6yxx: But until then, you will be nothing but a bald headed, two bit Texan who is loathing of the glory of wrestlers like "The Enigma". Austin...you facing me in the ring would be merely childs play because I would beat your skull in...believe that!

The Austin chants quickly change into boos

Austin: Just for that Chris, I'm going to team you up with T-Rex to face none other than the former champ Joshua James AND your number one contender....Full Metal Jack!!!

Good pop from the crowd

6yxx: Fine...doesnt matter to me. In case you have forgotten, I am the American Heavyweight Champion and I am the most talented wrestler on this damn roster!! FMJ and JJ are no match for my god given talent and tonight will be a firm lesson to you Austin...and this is not over!! BELIEVE THAT!!!

Promo ends with 6yxx storming out of Austin's office

[Adzer]

Any promos from Joshua James or T-Rex?