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Post by Adzer on Jan 8, 2007 18:40:03 GMT
 VS The two guys who came up short in the triple threat face each other
2 promo's each, good luck |
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Post by novaho on Jan 11, 2007 23:30:27 GMT
The scene opens in the arena parking lot. A car begins to pull in a parking space marked "Reserved". As the door to the car opens, the familiar figure of Jerome Novaho can be seen getting out of the car and hoisting his bag over his shoulder. Dean Stewart quickly walks over to try and get an interview with Jerome.
Dean Stewart: Jerome, hey Jerome!
Jerome Novaho: WHAT?!!
Dean Stewart: Um...nevermind I'll catch up with you later.
Jerome Novaho: Hey wait! Sorry Dean I'm just in the best of moods tonight. Look what was it you wanted to ask me?
Dean pauses for a second before attempting to ask his question.
Dean Stewart: Well I just wanted your thoughts on your opponent tonight, T-Rex!
Jerome grins in amusement at the question.
Jerome Novaho: I don't have any. You see even though I'm facing him tonight I have other things on my mind. Simple really, Matt Downing! Now you better get this on tape so get that camera in on me right now.
The camera zooms in on Jerome.
Jerome Novaho: You see last Sunday I had another chance to gain what I wanted, my first title hear in CCW. But once again you just couldn't help yourself. You decided to get in my buisness once more. You know I was pissed after that but after awhile I thought to myself. Why is Matt Downing everywhere I go? Let me ask you a question Dean and please be very honest.
The camera pans around to Dean who is now very confused.
Dean Stewart: Eh....ok!
Jerome Novaho: Now honestly do you think he likes me?
Dean Stewart: Who?
Jerome Novaho: You know "The Downward Cock Knocker". Do you think he fancies me? In fact do you think he wants to fuck my ass?
Dean Stewart: Well...
Dean is lost for words.
Jerome Novaho: Oh your no good. Hey camera man get back on me now. I'll ask you yourself Limp Dick. Your everywhere I go trying to make a fool of me. So do you want to fuck my ass? In fact don't answer that because we all know the answer you fucking Fruit Loop. Look I know I'm handsome and stuff but you don't have to cost me a title match everytime you want to fuck me.
Jerome cockly smiles at the camera.
Jerome Novaho: You see tonight after I beat T-Rex Matt. I've got a little announcement for you. And no don't worry I ain't going to tell all these fans about how you caught crabs from that male gigalo in Italy or about you got the clap from your cousin. WHOOPS!!! Did all that just slip out?
The camera turns back to Dean who is trying very hard not to laugh at all the information.
Jerome Novaho: That's right Dean laugh it all up because every bit of that is true. Anyway, after tonight Matt your going to be surprised because what I've got planned is going to set me up nicely on the road to Immortailty. So do you....
Get It? Got It? Good!
Jerome then thrusts the microphone back into the hands of the laughing Dean Stewart and walks off into the arena as the scene fades to black.
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Post by Wassuppmann786 on Jan 13, 2007 18:02:15 GMT
The camera opens to a scene of T-Rex standing somewhere backstage, in a not so pleasant mood.
T-Rex: Now I'm going to keep this short and sweet because I have some better things to do then talk to some retarded American fucks like you.
Boo's are herd in the arena
T-Rex: Now as you all might know, last week at CCW Resurrection, I got screwed in both the Triple Threat match and the 30 man Melee, and let me tell you, I'm not so happy about it. I was a shoe-in to win both matches, but by pure fluke and some extreme luck, I lost them both. Now tonight I go up against the man I faced in the Triple Threat match, Jerome Novaho. Now Novaho, you've been a thorn in my fucking ass, because if wasn't for you and your motherfucking black ass, I would of won that Triple Threat Match with ease and have been facing Chris 6yxx for the North American Championship at NOTI II. And what really grinds my gears, is how you have the idiocy to blame Matt Downing for your losses. Let me tell you something Jerome, Matt Downing didn't screw Jerome Novaho, Jerome Novaho screwed Jerome Novaho. Now, after I beat your ignorant motherfucking ass tonight, I will start my journey to the top, and I won't stop until I finally have a taste of World Heavyweight Gold. And I can assure you and all those watching one thing, by the end of tonight, someone will feel the GORE!
T-Rex walks of screen as the Camera Fades 2 Black.
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