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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Feb 15, 2007 6:00:46 GMT
 CCW Global Tag Team Championships
The Monsters Of Pro-Wrestling
(Cowards & Marnie)
vs.
Donny Ramon (C) & Vincent Reinhardt (C)The newly-crowned Champions put the gold on the line a mere week after winning them, & a mere week from the huge 6-man Interpromotional tag team match at NOTI II.
Can they retain? And what kind of condition is Vincent Reinhardt in following the post match beatdown he suffered at the hands of Marcus Knight?(2 Promos each; now let's DO the damn thing!) |
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Post by Andy_3:16 on Feb 19, 2007 19:30:36 GMT
RECORDED LATE LAST NIGHT
The camera fades in at the entrance of a local strip club, where inside, Donny Ramon is sitting on a chair, smoking his fine cigar, watching the ladies dance around the pole and sliding up and down. Ramon is clapping and enjoying what he is seeing. A woman crawls by and he pulls out some money.
Donny: Here you go, sweetheart.
He slips the money into the woman's bra, and she gently kisses him on the cheek. Donny places his hand on his heart.
Donny: Oh man, it's so great to be a champion. Isn't it great, Vincent?
Ramon looks over to his left, but no one is there. He looks around the place.
Donny: Vincent? Vincent? Where the fuck did you go?
He takes a puff of his cigar, and he places it in the ash tray. He gets up from his seat to look around for him. As he walks around, he passes some fine ladies, a stripper with no bra on, but of course it's censored. Ramon forgets he must find Vincent and follows the woman. He finally remembers and he snaps out of it.
Donny: Damn baby, you took my breath away. I'll see you later.
Ramon goes back to find Vincent, and he stumbles on another woman, who is talking to some men over by the bar. Don wants to go over there and talk, but he stops himself and continues searching. He looks over by the tables but he's not there.
Donny: Where the hell did he go? I better find him. He's taking away my fun time.
Don stumbles upon a room, named "Pleasure Island." Around it is fake palm trees and neon lights. He takes a peek inside and he closes the door. He smiles, and takes another look. He closes the door slowly and smiles again.
Donny: Now I want some of that! Donny want bollo, and lap dance!
Donny was about to go inside and join in, but someone stops him.
Woman: What do you think you're doing?
Don turns around, and smiles.
Donny: What am I doing? Well, I'm joining in on the action in there, of course! Why are stopping me?
Woman: Sir, you need to be with somebody to go in there. No woman, no entry.
Donny: What?! Come on. Do you know who I am?
Woman: No, and I don't really care.
Donny: I'm Donny Ramon. I'm one half of the CCW Global Tag Team champions, with my partner Vincent Reinhardt. He's around here somewhere, and I'm trying to find him. He might be in there, so I'm just going to join in on the action. What do you have to say about that?
Woman: You're pretty cute.
Donny looks surprised.
Donny: Oh really? Well, you're pretty cute yourself. What's your name, honey?
Woman: I'm Crystal Bunny.
Donny: Crystal Bunny, heh? Well, Crystal Bunny, since I need somebody to join me in there, how about you and me?
She thinks about it, and answers.
Crystal Bunny: Sure. I haven't done it in a while. Lets go.
Donny: OOH YES!
Donny opens the door for Crystal Bunny, and she walks in. Donny turns around and winks.
Donny: She wants me. Here I come!
He closes the door and the camera just stays there, looking at the door. You can here Donny yelling and having a good time so far. You can hear Crystal Bunny purr, and Donny purrs back. They both laugh. You can hear them talk.
Crystal Bunny: Now just sit back, and relax.
Donny: Anything you say, my mamacita.
Crystal Bunny: Close your eyes, and when I tell you, open them.
Donny: Anything you say.
After a few seconds of silence, Crystal Bunny talks.
Crystal Bunny: Open your eyes.
Donny: Oh man, I can't wait to see them! GIVE THEM TO ME!
We guess Donny opened his eyes, because he screams.
Donny: HOLY FUCK! YOU'RE A DUDE!
Crystal Bunny: Come and get me, tiger. He purrs.
Donny: OH GOOD GAWD!
Donny screams, and you can hear him running. He barges through the door, with no shirt on. He smacks himself a few times in the face and he puts his shirt back on. He has a disgusted look on his face.
Donny: Oh dear lord! Where's Vincent when you need him? At least he could tell the difference between a man from a woman. I better find the bastard.
Donny frowns, and walks back to the table to watch the ladies dance again. The camera follows him, as the screen fades to black.
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Post by Carl on Feb 19, 2007 19:59:15 GMT
The cames fades in and we are once again at the local strip club. Donny Ramon is back sitting at the chair trying to forget his latest nightmare. Vincent Reinhardt pushes his way through a group of horny young men and takes his seat next to Ramon.
Ramon: Where the hell have you been man?. I've been looking for you everywhere.
Reinhardt: I had to take a piss. What's the big problem?.
Ramon blushes somewhat and takes another gulp of his cocktail.
Ramon: I went to that "Pleasure Island" section right. I meet some chick outside and I need her to get in there. So we go inside and I'm ready to see some boobies my friend. I was feeling the urge man. Then I open my eyes and what the hell is standing in front of me.....
Reinhardt cuts him off
Reinhardt: ..... a man.
Ramon: How the hell did you know that my friend.
Reinhardt laughs and struggles to light his cigar. Ramon seems frustrated and quickly polishes off his cocktail.
Reinhardt: Lucky guess Donny. Just a lucky guess.
Ramon: Well I've had enough of that bullshit. I just wanna see these fine "REAL" women. They can dance for the champions all night long.
Reinhardt takes another puff of his cigar and scans the women around the room.
Reinhardt: Well if we don't focus on Cowards and Marnie on Unleashed then we won't be the champions anymore. Meaning we won't be able to throw it out there just to get some action from a chick..... or a guy. Whatever way you feel like swinging.
Ramon: Look man don't joke about that again. It's not funny. That thing haunts a guy. Don't be a buzz kill my friend.
Reinhardt checks his watch and stubs his cigar into the ash tray. He necks the rest of his beer and stands up. Ramon turns to him.
Ramon: Where in the hell are you going?.
Reinhardt: I've gotta meet a contact. He claims to know who our mystery team member will be for Night of The Immortals II.
Ramon: You know what, I'll come with you. 'Cause for some reason I can't seem to get it up anymore. I'm no longer in lovin' mood.
The two men put on their coats and head for the exit. Ramon avoiding the gaze of Crystal Bunny.
Ramon: Oh by the way. I think I saw Cowards and Marnie getting freaky inside that "Pleasure Island" room too.
Reinhardt: That doesn't surprise me. You should check out the drag queen karaoke night. Their biggest star is a guy who dresses up like a broad and calls himself "Maxine Macbeth".
Ramon: No way you mean "Mad" M......
The screen fades to black as they leave the club.
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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Feb 19, 2007 20:09:56 GMT
OOC:I'm loving the interaction, here, between the new Champs. Awesome job of using the situation to the best of your collective abilities, you guys. Ramon & Reinhardt PWN . . .  |
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