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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Feb 5, 2007 19:52:48 GMT
 CCW Global Tag Team Championships:
The Underworld
(Johnny "The Ghost" Maison & The Headhunter)
vs.
Donny Ramon & Vincent Reinhardt****************************************************************** 2 Promo's Each; Now Let's DO The Damn Thing . . . |
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Post by Carl on Feb 8, 2007 21:55:18 GMT
The scene opens to a bar in Raleigh, North Carolina. Sitting at the bar is one third of Team Unleashed, Donny Ramon. As usual he is wearing a loud Hawaiian shirt and is puffing away on a cigar. He sucks down a cold one while casting an eye over all the chicas. Just as he starts to chew on some nuts he is joined by his fellow Team Unleashed member Vincent Reinhardt. The big man is as always clad in black with dark sunglasses stopping anyone from getting eye contact. Ramon nods his head as Reinhardt perches himself on a stool.
Ramon: What's going on man. I'm guessing it's about time we talked. We got a big match coming up on Unleashed. Global Tag Team Titles my friend. That's a big deal.
Reinhardt turns to Ramon and stares at him. An awkward silence plays out until Reinhardt grins. Upon seeing this Ramon chuckles.
Ramon: You try to scare me there man. You one freaky bastard.
Reinhardt: Alot of people say that.
As Ramon once again chuckles to himself he turns to the barman.
Ramon: Yo my man I need another cold one here for my friend.
As the barman opens up a bottle for Reinhardt, Ramon gets back down to business.
Ramon: I mean Bret Hart stuck us together. If we can win these belts then we can head into Night of The Immortals II on a roll. Sounds good huh. We just need to find out who our third guy is. 'Cause Team Onslaught is looking pretty impressive.
Reinhardt nods in agreement and pulls a lighter out of his pocket.
Reinhardt: You wouldn't happen to have any more of those fine cigars would you boy.
Ramon: You kidding me. You obviously don't know me well enough man.
Ramon pulls a cigar out of his pocket and hands it to Reinhardt. The big man takes a gulp of his beer before lighting the cigar and puffing away. The two sit at the bar enjoying the beers surrounded by clouds of smoke. The duo get more and more intoxicated as the night goes on.
SOME TIME LATER
Ramon now has his shirt open and is clearly drunk. Reinhardt still looks the same as earlier in the night although now he seems a little more relaxed. Ramon turns on his stool and starts winking at anyone woman who looks in his direction.
Ramon: I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a WrestleMania XX main event.
Reinhardt: What in the hell does that mean.
Ramon: A three-way my friend.
Reinhardt chuckles as Ramon looks at the waitresses and starts licking his lips and rubbing his nipples.
Reinhardt: Yeah, well they're all skanks.
Ramon quickly turns to his tag partner with a balled fist and looks offended.
Ramon: What are talking about? Look at all the beautiful babies here.
Reinhardt: The beautiful babies don't work the midnights-to-six on a weekday. This is the skank shift.
Ramon turns away from Reinhardt and shakes his head.
Ramon: You must have no eyes under those sunglasses. Look at all the beautiful honeys here. Some bollo waiting for Donny Ramon.
The scene fades out with Ramon ready for some action and Reinhardt ordering another beer.
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Post by Wassuppmann786 on Feb 11, 2007 3:46:26 GMT
The scene opens to a shot of Johnny "The Ghost" Maison standing next Nick Kelly and getting ready for an interview.
Nick: Ladies and Gents, I am here with The CCW Global Tag Team Champions, The Underworld!
Nick looks beside him to see that only Johnny is there, and Headhunter is no where to be seen
Nick: Hey, where's Headhunter?
Johnny: Oh, he's busy getting owned on some Internet wrestling website.
Nick: Huh, you know that's really getting common with our superstars here. Anyway, GM Hart has order a match for this week, with you and your partner Headhunter, against Team Unleashed, Donny Ramon and Vincent Reinhart, for your Global Tag Team Championships. What are your thought's heading into this match?
Johnny: Well after last week, we feel pretty damn unstoppable. We beat Unleashed's so call "Number One Tag Team" not once, but twice. We proved that not only was our title win not a fluke, but that we're also here to stay. We are the Tag Team to beat. Now, we know that facing two of Unleashed's brightest stars tonight isn't going to be a walk in the park, but it seems like that they're own concerned with booze and women rather then preparing for this match. Trust me Prick, we got nothing to worry about. If that black motherfucker and that illegal alien think that they're going to take this title off of us tonight, they better think again, because the Underworld are here to stay!
With that, Johnny "The Ghost" Maison storms off screen and the camera fades 2 black
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Post by Andy_3:16 on Feb 12, 2007 19:59:13 GMT
The camera fades in on the bar from earlier, and inside Donny Ramon is talking to some women who seem to like him. The camera pans over to Vincent Reinhardt, to looks over and shakes his head. The camera pans back to Ramon who is walking back to the bar.
Ramon: Hey Vincent, man there are some fine mamacitas here tonight. Come and meet them.
Vincent: How about no.
Ramon: Why not, man? Come on, you see those nice girls over there? I told them about you, and they want to meet you and, well, "get to know you."
Vincent: Well, I have something to tell you. I need you to go back over there and send them a message from me. Tell them that I don't want to know them, and tell them that they're skanks.
Ramon: Hey man, don't say that! They're beautiful, really they are.
Vincent: Oh really? All I see are ugly whores.
Ramon: Man, what's wrong with you? Don't you like any one of them?
Vincent: Let me see. Um...no.
Ramon: Okay, how about that one?
Ramon points over to a woman who waves at Donny. He waves back. Vincent turns around and looks at the woman and turns back around.
Vincent: Are you kidding me, Donny? Look at her. She's small, she's flat as hell, and her face looks like it got beaten in by a baseball bat.
Ramon: Harsh man! Very harsh! Well...okay, okay, how about that one?
Once again, Vincent turns around to see another girl who waves. Vincent smacks his head. Ramon has a weird look on his face.
Ramon: What is it this time?
Vincent: Donny, you must be kidding me.
Ramon: What did I do? Come on, she looks pretty. You two have a chance.
Vincent: You must be drunk as hell. Donny, take a closer look at "her."
Ramon does as instructed, and takes a look at her. She waves, and he waves. He turns back to Vincent.
Ramon: I don't see anything wrong with her.
Vincent: For the love of God. Donny, that's a man.
Ramon: ....what?
Vincent: That's a fucking man, Don. Did you by any chance kiss that person?
Ramon: I think so.
Vincent: Haha, you're a homo.
Ramon: No I'm not!
Vincent: You kissed him right?
Ramon: Yeah.
Vincent: Then you're a homo.
Ramon: Shut the fuck up! I'm not a homo, alright?
Vincent: Sure you're not.
Ramon: Good, good.
There is silence for a few seconds, and Vincent chuckles. Donny looks at him.
Vincent: Homo.
Ramon: FUCK YOU! I'm leaving, I'll be at the hotel. Just remember that we have a Tag Team Title shot on Unleashed. I'll see you later.
Vincent: I know we do. See you later, homo.
Ramon: Fuck off!
Donny storms out, and Vincent turns to the ladies and smiles.
Vincent: Look at these hot bitches. Thank you Donny.
Vincent walks over and sits down with the ladies. They giggle and he laughs. He looks at the "man" and talks to the person.
Vincent: You're not a man, right?
Person: Um...no.
Vincent: Good.
The women giggle and laugh, and Vincent just sits between them enjoying it. The camera fades to black.
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Post by headhunter004 on Feb 15, 2007 1:59:41 GMT
Camera shows Headhunter and A-Death sitting in a dark room, watching the Reinhardt segment on their TV as they look on in disapproval.
Headhunter: "Vincent Reinhardt, the so-called "largest athlete on Onslaught, wasting his time with a bunch of pathetic nobodys... SO DISAPPOINTING!"
Crowd boos at his response while he turns around to face A-Death
Headhunter: "Luckily, I have the 2 single most important pieces of my life here with me... my Global Tag Team Championship... and you."
Headhunter and A-Death lock lips momentarily while the crowd boos at them. After a while, both Headhunter and A-Death turn to face the camera, clutched in eachother's arms.
Headhunter: "Reinhardt, Ramon, you better enjoy the moment while it lasts... because by the end of tonight, you will learn, just as Balistic and Gangsta G did last week, that nothing, and nobody, can stop the Underworld's invariable reign of destruction, not even you. Reinhardt, Ramon... prepare to face your inevitable fate... prepare to be BEHEADED!"
Headhunter poses while the screen goes dark and the camera begins to fade.
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