02/25 NOTI II - American Heavyweight Championship

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CCW American Heavyweight Championship:

"The Enigma" Chris 6yxx

vs.

Full Metal Jack

The Revolution/Dallas Justice rivalry continues; as the defending Champion looks to vanquish the newest person to be named #1 Contender for his title.

Who will prevail? And will the numbers game have any influence on the outcome?

(2 Promos Each; Now Let's DO The Damn Thing)

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CCW cameras take us backstage to a shot at CCW American Heavyweight Champion "The Enigma" Chris 6yxx

Loud Chorus of Boos

6yxx: Feast your eyes people! Feast your eyes on greatness! Feast your eyes on the holder of the most prestigious title in all of wrestling! Feast your eyes on..."The Enigma"!

Jam-Packed crowd Boos as 6yxx adjusts his title on his shoulder

6yxx: I vowed to make my mark in CCW the first day I arrived. Fast forward a few months later and look at me now. Glances at his title I stand before you the CCW American Heavyweight Champion.

Pauses for a few and lets out a chuckle

6yxx: I am a household name! I brought both ratings and a revolution! And now once again I will do what I do best...win. Thats all I know and that is what I am good at.

6yxx: You'd figure that at an event like this, a person of my stature would be faced with a daunting obstacle. But...NO! I am pitted in a match with a roided up freak named Full...Metal...Jack!

Pop from the Crowd and "Vote Jack: chants ring out

6yxx: Why dont you people do yourselves a favor and shut up!

Crowd quickly changes and Boos 6yxx

6yxx: Understand that tonight you are going to be in the presence of the most entertaining and best looking superstar in CCW!

"Asshole" chants come about in the arena

6yxx: As I was saying before, Jack is not a formidable opponent...hell he aint even in my league. Jack should save all the trouble and walk his ass out of the damn arena. This shouldnt even be called "Night of The Immortals" "The Enigma" is the only immortal in this business!

Jeers

6yxx: In case you didnt see what I did to Joshua James' pathetic self on Onslaught, I cracked him in the head with a steel chair and dont think for a SECOND that I wont do the same thing to you Jack. You will learn not to fuck with Chris 6yxx.

6yxx: I gurantee that "The Enigma" Chris 6yxx will do what he does best...win. I will walk out as I entered...CCW American Heavyweight Champion. And...you...can... BELIEVE THAT !!!!

[President Skroob]

The camera opens on a shot of JD Wheeler, Sophia Simpson, and Danny Ray sitting down watching TV in the DJ locker room. The relative peace in the room is soon interrupted as Full Metal Jack bursts into the locker room with an excited look on his face. He quickly makes his way to the group.

FMJ: Hey guys! Guess what? I'm about to be on the TV. I ran short ad campaign for my American championship victory later tonight and it should be on right about now.

Jack quickly sits down in an empty seat next to JD and looks at the TV.

FMJ: Is that me?? Is that me right there??

JD stares at Jack for a couple of seconds.

JD: It's a cartoon, Jack.

Danny: Well he does have the brains of one.

Sophia: Jack, are you seriously saying to you have advertisement airing right now for all to see?

FMJ: Well, just the people who are watching CCW right now. Here, give me the remote.

Jack takes the remote from JD's hand and begins flipping through the channels until he finds what he's looking for.

FMJ: Oh here it is! This it guys. Listen.

Suddenly, the camera fades out and a blank screen appears....

Melodramatic music begins playing as various images of Chris 6yxx in action begins flashing on the screen.

Voiceover: Chris 6yxx.....

More images flash on the screen.

Voiceover: America, this man is your current champion.

Images of Chris 6yxx with holding the American title flash. The images continue as the guy doing voiceover continues to speak.

Voiceover: For the past three months, Chris 6yxx has sent the message to America that he is a household name. That he is the best wrestler in CCW today. He brings ratings to Onslaught. He is the best looking man in CCW. He is entertainment. He is the Enigma.

He is the greatest American champion in CCW history.

Suddenly the music stops.

Voiceover: BUT....is he really?

The music picks up again and this time images of the evil acts and well....the failures of Chris 6yxx begin flashing across the screen.

Voiceover: Chris 6yxx gives off the appearance of a respectable champion. In reality though, there is an underlining evil that radiates in every spoken word and every action.

Words appear in the middle of the screen.

Voiceover: On the January 19th edition of Onslaught, Chris 6yxx said:

"FULL METAL JACK AND JOSHUA JAMES ARE NO MATCH FOR MY GOD GIVEN TALENT."[/b]

All the letters disappear except for the red ones. Those three letters then grow bigger and rearrange themselves to form a new word.

GAY

The word disappears and a new set of words appear.

Voiceover: On the December 22nd episode of Onslaught, Chris 6yxx said:

"WITHOUT CHRIS 6YXX AND THE REVOLUTION, ONSLAUGHT SIMPLY WOULDN'T EXIST."[/b]

Once again, only the red letters soon remain and rearrange themselves to form a new word.

RAPIST

The word disappears and another set appears.

Voiceover: On December 8th episode of Onslaught, Chris 6yxx said:

"CHRIS 6YXX IS THE HOLDER OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS TITLE IN ALL OF CONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING."[/b]

The red letters remain and form another word.

INCEST

One more time.

Voiceover: Just a few minutes ago, Chris 6yxx said:

"YOU WILL LEARN NOT TO FUCK WITH CHRIS 6YXX."[/b]

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

FAIRY

Voiceover: Scary huh? But that's not all. Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in Chris 6yxx......and then add a few and..umm..remove a couple, it spells out.......

The words appear on the screen.


KIM JONG-IL



Voiceover: So America, when you go out today and elect your next American champion, think about this. If you vote for Chris 6yxx, the creator of AIDS......who are you really voting for?

An image appears on the screen.




Voiceover: Fuck 6yxx.....


Vote Jack.[/center]

The camera shot fades back into a shot of Dallas Justice in the locker room. Jack is sitting there all excited while JD, Sophia, and Danny just stare in disbelief.

FMJ: So what did y'all think?

The others look at each other trying to figure out the right words....hell....ANY words to say. JD looks at Jack who's waiting for an answer. JD looks back to the others.

JD: Justice meeting.

The three get up and head over to other side of the room. Jack follows.....

JD: Uhh...no Jack. Just sit back down.

FMJ: Oh...OK then.

Jack sits back down and JD turns to others so they can talk amongst themselves.

Sophia: Oh my god. What the hell was that?

JD: Now guys, he's doing his best OK? We shouldn't hurt his feelings this time because he's got to stay positive for his title match. Now think of something nice to say about it.

Danny: How about at least the Energizer Bunny didn't run across the screen?

JD: Be nice for once! We'll just say that uh....ummm.....that....we.....we uh.....w-w-we didn't see it.

Danny looks over at Jack, who's closing his eyes and seeing if he can touch his fingertips together.

Danny: That actually might work.

The gang heads back over to their seats.

JD: Now Jack.....about that ad.....

A knock is heard at the door.

FMJ: Hold that thought JD. I want y'all to meet someone.

Jack heads over to the door and opens it. Standing in front of him is a beautiful woman dressed in a buisness suit and wearing a "VOTE JACK" pin. Jack welcomes her in and brings her over to the group.

FMJ: Everybody, I want y'all to meet my campaign manager: Kathy Byrd. I hired her a couple of weeks ago.

JD: Umm...hi.

Sophia: Nice to...meet you.

Danny: (Trying to hold back the laughter) You've got to me kidding me.

Kathy: It's great meeting all of y'all. Jack has told me so much about you.

JD: I'm sure he has.

Sophia: Jack, you hired a campaign manager?

FMJ: Of course. You didn't think I could do this campaign by myself did you?

The others nod in agreement.

Kathy: Well Jack, there's no more time to talk. We've got to get your image ready for tonight. You've got to look like a real American champion.

FMJ: Alright then. I'll see you guys later. Only the next time, I'll have the American title around my waist.

Jack and Kathy start to head out the door.

JD: Go get'em Jack. I've got all the confidence in you.

Jack and Kathy exit the room.

JD: Oh my god.

JD slumps into his chair and rubs the temples of his forehead. Sophia tries to comfort him while Danny no longer can hold back his laughter.

Fade to black.

[President Skroob]

The scene opens on a shot of Dean Stewart standing in front of the camera with his microphone.

Stewart: Ladies and Gentlemen, coming up in a few minutes, Chris 6yxx of the Revolution will be defending the CCW American championship against Full Metal Jack of Dallas Justice. Now with me right now is the challenger Full Metal Jack.

The camera pans slightly over to the right to get both Jack and Stewart in the shot. However, the person who steps in front of the camera is not Jack…far from it. Instead, Jack’s new “campaign manager” Kathy Byrd steps in the camera shot and catching Dean off guard.

Stewart: You’re not Jack.

Kathy: You’re very perceptive. Stand back just a second Dean.

Stewart: (With a little excitement) You know my name?

Kathy: Just get out of the picture for a sec. OK?

Stewart: Oh yeah. Sure.

Dean steps out of the shot. Kathy turns to face the camera and address all of the CCW fans.

Kathy: Ladies and Gentlemen, please allow me to introduce to you the man who will soon become the your new American champion, a man who is without a doubt America’s next hero, a man who will guide everyone through these dark times and bring them back to golden light, a man who embodies everything that America is, and who looks like a true American:

Full Metal Jack!

The camera pans out slightly and the one and only Full Metal Jack steps into the picture. Upon closer inspection though…ah hell, it’s pretty fucking obvious that Jack is dressed completely different from his normal attire. Instead of his normal wrestling gear, he’s wearing red, white, and blue trunks, jackets, top hat, bowtie…you know what? Picture the white version of Apollo Creed…yeah…that should suffice. Oh, and in each of his hands he’s holding a miniature American flag.

Stewart makes his way back into the camera shot while Kathy steps back and Jack steps forward.

Stewart: Well Jack, you look as if you’re ready for this match.

FMJ: You got that right Dean. Tonight, America will finally have a new champion they can be proud to have. A man who is a true American and a true hero to the average American citizen. A man who stands for truth, justice, and ass whippings. Tonight, I become the new CCW American champion.

Stewart: So you’re not concerned at all about Chris 6yxx’s threats on you?

FMJ: Of course not Dean, and you know why? Because I’m an American. And do Americans coward in fear? Do they runaway like a Frenchman does from a cap gun? No. They stand up for what they believe in. They laugh in the face of fear. We throw our weight around and make people are bitches. We take no shit from anyone. That’s what America is all about. That’s why George Washington chopped down that cherry tree and called it macaroni. That’s why Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1892. That’s why Paul Revere rode around on a horse shouting give me the liberty bell or give me death. That’s why Lee Harvey Oswald shot President Lincoln for stealing his Ford. That’s why…ummm…a…uhhh…a LOT of other great Americans did…umm…a LOT of…g-great things. And THAT’S why Chris 6yxx is a homosexual and a convicted serial rapist.

Stewart’s eyes dart back-in-forth while he’s trying to comprehend what Jack just said.

Stewart: Ummm……WHAT?!

Ignoring him, Jack continues.

FMJ: Chris 6yxx is not the man to be leading America. America is a country that has been on top for centuries. Always leading the world with its strength, intelligence, and…something else. 6yxx would be lucky if he could tie both his shoes in the morning because quite frankly Dean…he seems a bit on the slow side of things.

I don’t think I even have to mention everyone’s reaction to the irony of that statement.

FMJ: No, only Full Metal Jack can truly represent America’s qualities. Its strength, its constitution, its intelligence (Dear God…), and…umm…its other qualities. After all, what other country could have given the world such things as fireworks, gunpowder, or the steam engine?

Stewart: Ummm…I don’t think that was America.

FMJ: Oh…well then how about such classical composers such as Beethoven, Bach, and Mozart or such great works as the Mona Liza?

Stewart: That wasn’t America either.

FMJ: I see…Albert Einstein, soccer, anime, Stephen Hawking, sumo wrestling, cannons, pizza?

Stewart: Nope. Not to my knowledge.

Jack is completely dumbfounded.

FMJ: Well…then…what’s America given the world?

Stewart: Oh well…let’s see here. Ummm…baseball……Hollywood…uhhh…the Grammy Awards……oh and Starbucks.

Jack looks around for a few seconds as the information slowly seeps into his brain. Once that’s done…

FMJ: YIKES!!!

Jack just looks around absolutely speechless. After a few moments, Dean decides to take over.

Stewart: Well folks, looks like that’s all we can get from the challenger. Stay tuned because in a few moments…

FMJ: (Interrupting) The Grammy Awards? SERIOUSLY?

Stewart: Y-yeah Jack.

FMJ: Holy Christ! America needs me now more than ever! Quickly! To the ring!

Jack quickly heads off towards the ring with Kathy not far behind him. Stewart just stands there not sure what to do. I don’t even think he can believe he had the interview.

Camera fades to black.

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Camera cuts to General Manager Steve Austins office as he readys things for the upcoming event

Huge pop from the crowd

Knock is heard at the door as Austin has his back facing the door

Austin: Its open.

Door creaks open and is slammed shut

Austin: Hey who do you think you are slamming Stone Colds door!!?

Austin turns around is standing face to face with Chris 6yxx to a loud chorus of boos

Austin: What the hell do you want Chris?

6yxx: I want my match with Full Metal Jack to be cancelled.

Boos

Austin: Cancelled?

6yxx: Yeah thats what I said baldy! Are you deaf?

Stone Cold inches closer to 6yxx

Austin: You gotta problem Chris?

6yxx adjusts his North American title as he responds to Austin

6yxx: Yeah I gotta problem Austin. Your lack of work ethic. In case you didnt know, we have a freak named Full Metal Jack running about and launching a "campaign" to take away the most prestigious title in CCW from "The Enigma" and what have you done about it? Not a damn thing!!

Sellout crowd rains in the boos

Austin: Chris...I'm sick and tired of you and your bitching!

Cheers from the crowd

Austin: Thats all I ever hear from your ass! And now you challenge my authority? Who the hell do you think you are?!!

Chris is stunned

Austin: You walk into MY office...dictating orders on MY show! And Im supposed to go along with it? You talking to Stone Cold Steve Austin!!!! And as far as your match with Full Metal Jack goes, its still on!!!

Massive pop from the crowd as "Austin" chants ring out

6yxx: So am I supposed to be scared now? Intimidated? Who are you anyway? You USED to be Stone Cold...but not anymore. Now your just a freak like Jack.

Crowd shifts into heel heat

6yxx: Full Metal Jack is nothing but a blockhead who thinks he can wrestle. The only thing he can do is cut a good promo on camera every now and then but once he steps in the ring, hes just like you Austin, STIFF. All I wanted was some competition but I guess I will show you why I am the fastest rising superstar in CCW. Full Metal Jack along with his campaign will end TONIGHT!!! And Chris 6yxx will grasp immortality...and you...can...BELIEVE THAT!!

Promo ends with a brief staredown between Austin and 6yxx before the camera fades