Adventures in CyberSex

[soccergalaxy13]

In fairness, he isnt Trek_Hero but he is King_Legend_Stopper/Ultimate_Warriors/DahMaster etc.

[Cowards]

In fairness, it doesn't mean shit anyway. And I was being sarcolarcolarcosarcastic.

[soccergalaxy13]

In fairness, I knew you were being sarcolarcolarcosarcastic and I just wanted to state something for the hell of it

[FrighTy]

[glow=red,2,300]buttsecks.[/glow]

[Cowards]

Anytime.

[FrighTy]

***Teen H Pranker** : HELLO
*********** : hello
***Teen H Pranker** : WATS UR NAME BOY
*********** : Brian, who's this please?
***Teen H Pranker** : CHALUPA
*********** : chalupa
***Teen H Pranker** : DONT DENY ME
*********** : alright then i won't
*********** : how'd you know i was a guy?
***Teen H Pranker** : WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO EAT MY CHALUPA
*********** : not any time soon
***Teen H Pranker** : WHATS YOUR NAME BOY?
*********** : i said Brian
***Teen H Pranker** : WHY
*********** : why is it brian? cuase i changed it from Charlie
*********** : take of the capslock please
***Teen H Pranker** : ARE YOU WRESTLING ON MY CHOKER?
***Teen H Pranker** : DONT DENY ME
***Teen H Pranker** : WHY DID YOU STEAL MY CHALUPA
*********** : who are you, and what in the world are you doing talking to me?
*********** : cause i can't stand nuts like you
***Teen H Pranker** : I DID NOT STEAL MY NUTS
***Teen H Pranker** : YOU STOLE MY CHALUPA
***Teen H Pranker** : DONT DENY ME
***Teen H Pranker** : WHERE IS IT
***Teen H Pranker** : GIVE IT TO ME
*********** : it's in the closet in back of the paper towels damn it
***Teen H Pranker** : GIVE IT TO ME
*********** : i can't
*********** : it's in your closet
***Teen H Pranker** : WHATS YOUR NAME BOY?
*********** : i told you, it was originally Charlie, but i changed it to Brian
***Teen H Pranker** : DONT DENY ME
***Teen H Pranker** : ARE YOU MOCKING ME BOY
*********** : omg leave me alone crackhead
***Teen H Pranker** : I WANT ME CHALUPA



mlbxpitcher90: I LUV U
playboybarbie08n: who r you
mlbxpitcher90: do u luv me
mlbxpitcher90: ?
mlbxpitcher90: hello
mlbxpitcher90: ?
playboybarbie08n: no i dont love you do you have a pic
mlbxpitcher90: i luv u
mlbxpitcher90: do u luv me?
mlbxpitcher90: if u dont luv me thats okay cause i know where u live
playboybarbie08n: i love greg
mlbxpitcher90: i luv u
mlbxpitcher90: and greg
mlbxpitcher90: do u luv me and greg?
playboybarbie08n: no i only love greg
mlbxpitcher90: but i luv u and greg
playboybarbie08n: r u bi
mlbxpitcher90: i luv u
playboybarbie08n: i have 3 kids bye greg sorry
mlbxpitcher90: i luv u greg and bi
mlbxpitcher90: and ur 3 kids
playboybarbie08n: do you liek guys
playboybarbie08n: i love you
mlbxpitcher90: REALLY!
playboybarbie08n: lets get married
mlbxpitcher90: ok
mlbxpitcher90: i luv u
playboybarbie08n: and have kids
playboybarbie08n: asl
mlbxpitcher90: okay!
mlbxpitcher90: i luv u
mlbxpitcher90: do u luv me?
playboybarbie08n: how do you know where i live
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playboybarbie08n: is this david
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playboybarbie08n: heloo
playboybarbie08n: is this brit sara john
mlbxpitcher90: i luv u
playboybarbie08n: what is you phone number
playboybarbie08n: i will call you
mlbxpitcher90: 410-iluvu-iluvuiluvu
playboybarbie08n: what i cant see it
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playboybarbie08n: plezs i will really call you
mlbxpitcher90: i luv u
playboybarbie08n: i love me you will give the number to me
playboybarbie08n: if *
mlbxpitcher90: i luv u
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playboybarbie08n: fuck you and your three kids now bye
mlbxpitcher90: i luv
mlbxpitcher90: i dont luv u any more
playboybarbie08n: i,love you
mlbxpitcher90: i luv u
playboybarbie08n wants to directly connect.
playboybarbie08n is now directly connected.
playboybarbie08n:
mlbxpitcher90: ---------------------------------
You have been talking to mlbxpitcher for 20 minutes please pay $200, Thank you for talking
------------------------------------------------------------------
playboybarbie08n direct connection is closed.
mlbxpitcher90: now please pay up
playboybarbie08n: forget u
mlbxpitcher90: because remeber
mlbxpitcher90: i luv u
mlbxpitcher90: please state your credit card numbr
mlbxpitcher90: please state your credit card number
mlbxpitcher90: please state your credit card number
playboybarbie08n: are you messed up here
playboybarbie08n: here u go
mlbxpitcher90: if you do not pay we will contact the police for robbery
mlbxpitcher90: i am not interested in porn
mlbxpitcher90: please state your credit card number
mlbxpitcher90: LOL
playboybarbie08n: you like that
mlbxpitcher90: you have been AIMPRANKED



Mookal24 (1:27:57 PM): hey i liked the way u said oooo me 2
Mookal24 (1:28:03 PM): sounded like a moan!!
CovErGUrL169 (1:28:06 PM): oooo
CovErGUrL169 (1:28:18 PM): like i like having sex in like the city
CovErGUrL169 (1:28:20 PM): like what about yoyu
Mookal24 (1:28:36 PM): ohh yes me 2
CovErGUrL169 (1:28:48 PM): wanna role like play?
Mookal24 (1:28:56 PM): yes
CovErGUrL169 (1:29:22 PM): ok like u like start or whatever
Mookal24 (1:29:34 PM): well whats the roles
Mookal24 (1:30:15 PM): ?
CovErGUrL169 (1:30:24 PM): like u choose
Mookal24 (1:30:27 PM): ok
Mookal24 (1:30:36 PM): i call u in secratery
Mookal24 (1:30:39 PM): im the boss
Mookal24 (1:30:43 PM): i say bend over my desk
CovErGUrL169 (1:31:14 PM): no
CovErGUrL169 (1:31:15 PM): wait
Mookal24 (1:31:17 PM): k
Mookal24 (1:31:24 PM): what
CovErGUrL169 (1:31:26 PM): its supposed to be like sex in the city
Mookal24 (1:31:34 PM): okay
Mookal24 (1:31:39 PM): phone booth?
Mookal24 (1:31:43 PM): in the city
CovErGUrL169 (1:31:58 PM): like omg like ok!
Mookal24 (1:32:10 PM): i see u usin the phone
Mookal24 (1:32:14 PM): i think ur fuckin hot
Mookal24 (1:32:21 PM): so i come into the phone booth with u
Mookal24 (1:32:36 PM): i say hi i think ur hot and i would like to fuck u here
CovErGUrL169 (1:32:59 PM): AND IM CALLING MY MOM SO I SAY UM MOM THERE IS SOME GUY IN THE PHONE BOOTH ASKING ME IF HE CAN LIKE FUCK ME
CovErGUrL169 (1:33:06 PM): WHAT DO U TIHK I SHOULD DO MOM?
CovErGUrL169 (1:33:19 PM): SHE LIKE TOTALY SAID GET OUT UR PEPPER SPRAY
CovErGUrL169 (1:33:21 PM): TOTALY
Mookal24 (1:33:37 PM): i say wait
CovErGUrL169 (1:33:47 PM): im alredy spraying you
Mookal24 (1:33:48 PM): i just thought u were totally hot baby
CovErGUrL169 (1:33:53 PM): o ok
CovErGUrL169 (1:33:58 PM): i told my mom nevermind
CovErGUrL169 (1:34:11 PM): you just thot i was hot
Mookal24 (1:34:16 PM): just feel how horny u made me just by lookin at u
CovErGUrL169 (1:34:21 PM): mom said
" that is so sweet"
Mookal24 (1:34:25 PM): my cock is hard!!
CovErGUrL169 (1:34:29 PM): o ok im not tellin mom u said that
Mookal24 (1:34:37 PM): ok
Mookal24 (1:35:19 PM): i squeeze ur ass
Mookal24 (1:36:15 PM): i kiss u
CovErGUrL169 (1:36:15 PM): so u try to get me againt the phone booth wall but it breaks and i fall out and u stand over me and a cop walks bye and says" get of her liek u perv!"
CovErGUrL169 (1:36:23 PM): and i say no mom said its ok
Mookal24 (1:36:48 PM): i pull ur pants down
CovErGUrL169 (1:37:34 PM): and the copis like standing right there and mom is on the phone still and shes like " like what is going on like?" and im like "mom! the cop is being rude like!"
Mookal24 (1:37:51 PM): i start to rub ur pussy
CovErGUrL169 (1:38:23 PM): AND I GET OUT THE PEPPER SPRAY
Mookal24 (1:38:34 PM): i grab it from u
Mookal24 (1:38:38 PM): throw it away
Mookal24 (1:38:45 PM): i keep rubbin ur pussy and kissin u
CovErGUrL169 (1:38:47 PM): AND I SPRAY U CUZ LIKE MOM SAAID LIKE NOT TO LET AND OLD MEN TOUCH MY SPECIAL SPOT



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IRC Chats

Session Start: Fri Jun 23 00:13:55 2000
[00:13] Session Ident: `JaMeS- ([e-mail])
[00:13] [1]([1]`JaMeS-[1])[1]: --Ne chicks wanna cyber wif a 17/m/Canada?--
[00:14] : ys im a chik i will cybr u
[00:15] : helo?
[00:16] : HELLO?
[00:17] [1]([1]`JaMeS-[1])[1]: asl?
[00:17] : 17/f/sg
[00:18] »»» [1]DPG[1] is on IRC CtrlF1 whois; ShiftF1 query
[00:18] »»» [1]DPG[1] is [1]([1][e-mail][1])[1] and is not away
[00:18] : i wil suck u!
[00:18] [1]([1]`JaMeS-[1])[1]: cyber?
[00:19] : yes!
[00:20] [1]([1]`JaMeS-[1])[1]: tell me about ur pussy?
[00:21] : mey pussy is verry wett!!!
[00:21] : WET!
[00:22] : helloo?
[00:22] * `JaMeS- lies u on the bed and spreads ur legs wide adn slowely rubs his tongue up and down the lips of ur clit...
[00:22] : mmm
[00:22] * sgamer moanZ***MMMMM***
[00:23] [1]([1]`JaMeS-[1])[1]: talk dirty to me baby
[00:23] * sgamer grindZ myy pusy against ur face!!
[00:24] : ummmm
[00:24] [1]([1]`JaMeS-[1])[1]: make me cum baby...
[00:25] * sgamer turnZ aroud to graab ur pennis...
[00:25] [1]([1]`JaMeS-[1])[1]: are u masterbaiting right now?
[00:25] * sgamer stickes ur peis in hr mouh and sux u of
[00:25] : YES!!! ))))
[00:26] [1]([1]`JaMeS-[1])[1]: tell me about it?
[00:26] : wel, i am stickng my fingurz into my pusssy FAST
[00:27] * `JaMeS- is about to shoot hot cum in ur tight ass
[00:27] : u movvve fasT!!!
[00:27] : slo down
[00:27] : pwease?
[00:28] : ok u need to learn ho too have cybber
[00:29] [1]([1]`JaMeS-[1])[1]: teach me?
[00:29] : look: you need to movee as if u wer ther, not thiz "pusy sukkin to cok suckin to ass fukin" stufs
[00:30] : see what i means?
[00:31] : hello?
[00:31] : but if u stil wantt to jizzz in mye azz, then go ahed!
[00:33] : HELKLO?
[00:33] : U THERE?
Session Close: Fri Jun 23 00:34:27 2000



Session Start: Fri Jun 23 13:54:03 2000
[13:54] Session Ident: ludoviko (~[e-mail])
[13:54] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: tell me about your fetishb
[13:54] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: 17/m/ireland
[13:54] : well, it is kinda odd...
[13:55] : i have a thing for dolphins
[13:56] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: haha cool
[13:56] : i like to get intimate with them too...
[13:56] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: how often?
[13:56] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: a lot of dolphins nearby?
[13:57] : yes, i live on the coast of florida, lots of dolphins in this little bay
[13:57] : i do it about once a week now
[13:57] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: tell me what you do
[13:57] : well...
[13:58] : i get to know them, get them acclimated to me, and that sort of thing, and then...
[13:59] : i have sex with the males, NORMAL sex
[13:59] : some oral sex too
[14:01] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: thats hard to believe
[14:01] : their dick is a whole 12 inches...very good sexually
[14:02] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: why would they? you're human
[14:03] : yes but if you care for them and get to know them then they dont mind having sex with you
[14:03] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: and of course this happens in the sea?
[14:04] : well, i lay on the shore during low tide and they are half in-out of the water
[14:05] : when they shoot their cum...its a VERY hard blast, but it feels soooo good....mmmm
[14:05] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: how long does it take?
[14:05] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: any foreplay? hahah
[14:06] : about 40 seconds to a minute for them to get off, but i dont mind, i'm usually already as hot as i need to be
[14:08] : it is an exciting experience
[14:08] *** TSAKALI-16 has been banned (in advanced mode) for inviting! ***
[14:08] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: i'll say
[14:08] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: what about humans?
[14:08] : what ABOUT humans?
[14:09] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: fuck any?
[14:09] : yea, at times
[14:09] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: ever have a threesome with a dolphin and a guy?
[14:10] : no! i dont like anyone else around when i'm getting intimate with the dolphins
[14:10] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: ha
[14:11] : i'm serious! it freaks me out
[14:11] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: ever fucked any other animals?
[14:11] : hmm
[14:12] : well, i messed around with dogs a bit, they are fun
[14:13] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: they fucked you?
[14:14] : yes! dogs have a nice penis that has a large bulb on it that feels great
[14:14] : my dog also licked my clit a few times
[14:14] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: jesus you're kinky
[14:15] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: hey how do you stop a dog from humping your leg? pick it up and suck its dick
[14:15] : no!
[14:15] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: just joking
[14:16] : ok
[14:16] [1]([1]ludoviko[1])[1]: you wouldn't do that? i guess you're a pleasure-for-me kinda girl when it comes to dogs
[14:16] : yes
[14:16] : because dogs just arent as loving as dolphins
Session Close: Fri Jun 23 14:18:34 2000



BackPeller: wanna get down
RARRRFiEsTy: umm yes?
BackPeller: mmk sexy, what are you wearing
RARRRFiEsTy: undies and a tank
BackPeller: ooh fucking sexy
BackPeller: take it off baby, take it baby
RARRRFiEsTy: ok :-)
BackPeller: here ill do it for you
RARRRFiEsTy: thanks!
BackPeller: takes off your undies with me tounge, as i slowly lift my hand up your shirt
BackPeller: oh such lucious breasts
BackPeller: i am getting kind of hot in my yellow lavendar banana suit, do you mind taking it off
RARRRFiEsTy: why were you wearing that??
RARRRFiEsTy: but yes! TAKE IT OFF
BackPeller: i was wearing it because it makes me erected, and it turns the ladies on
BackPeller: no babe, you take it off for me
RARRRFiEsTy: ahhhhhhh!
RARRRFiEsTy: ohhhh ok!
RARRRFiEsTy: im tkaing it off now.. ok its off!
RARRRFiEsTy: what a pretty penis!
BackPeller: ooh thank you, ive been doing exercises with it to keep it built
BackPeller: so what should we do now that your undies are off and my pepe is peekin
RARRRFiEsTy: i wanan play with it!
BackPeller: knock yourself out, just be careful, its got a mind of its own, it might slap you inthe face or spooge on your nipple. only on the nipple though
RARRRFiEsTy: oooo thjat makes me hot
BackPeller: play with it baby, play it with. put it in your mouth and suck it, suck it hard like you would
BackPeller: its like as long as agirraff, its even got spots like one
RARRRFiEsTy: i like the taste
RARRRFiEsTy: the spots are sexy
BackPeller: i was told it was from the other chick i cybered with, but your opinion means much more to me
BackPeller: bite the spots, bite them like you would chewing gum
RARRRFiEsTy: it doesnt hurt??? its tasty!!!!
BackPeller: it stings a little, but i like pain. wanna chain me up and whip me with my banana suit
RARRRFiEsTy: ARRR im so hot
BackPeller: chain me up and whip me with my banana suit baby, please.
RARRRFiEsTy: grrrrrrr
BackPeller: let me put on my yamacha before you chain me up though, it gets my liquid flowin
BackPeller: whats wrong baby? meow
BackPeller: baby?
BackPeller: baby you there?
RARRRFiEsTy signed off at 9:03:55 PM.

[FrighTy]

BackPeller: Yeah, we almost got into it last night..feelin lucky baby?
HjHsPoNgBoB: lol
HjHsPoNgBoB: no
HjHsPoNgBoB: got in to what
BackPeller: Some rockin' sex baby.
BackPeller: Why don't you remember?
HjHsPoNgBoB: no
HjHsPoNgBoB: but im feelin u
HjHsPoNgBoB: what is ur race
BackPeller: I'm white baby, the best.
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok
BackPeller: You feelin it?
HjHsPoNgBoB: maybe
HjHsPoNgBoB: r u
HjHsPoNgBoB: ru horney
BackPeller: Very baby, are you?
HjHsPoNgBoB: do u like calin me baby
HjHsPoNgBoB: papa
BackPeller: Yeah, but I can call you whatever you want me to call you. What would it be?
HjHsPoNgBoB: baby
HjHsPoNgBoB: and what wood u like me to callu
BackPeller: Alright, baby. You can call me Dr. Giraff.
BackPeller: So, baby, what are you wearing?
HjHsPoNgBoB: u want me to call u that
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok
HjHsPoNgBoB: clothes
BackPeller: Yes baby, please, it turns me on.
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok Dr. Giraff
BackPeller: Well hey, how about you say I take those naughty clothes off of you with Dr. Giraff
BackPeller: Oh, yeah, baby, you know what turns me on.
HjHsPoNgBoB: Dr. Giraff
BackPeller: That's the stuff baby.
BackPeller: We got to hurry though, my Giraff can only be long for so long, baby!
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok Dr. Giraff
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok
HjHsPoNgBoB: so what r u wearin
BackPeller: A yamacha and a pair of capri's
HjHsPoNgBoB: what r u talkin about
BackPeller: The ladies seem to love it.
BackPeller: A yamacha is a hat I wear, and when I wear it Jesus sends me this extra amount of "strength" and it gets my Dr. Giraff all tingly and hard, hard like a rhinoceruses baby.
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok dr giraff
BackPeller: I take off your clothes and start to feel your heat with my Dr. Giraff, I can feel by your heat that you want to get rid of these little spots.
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok
HjHsPoNgBoB: well i want to fuck u so hard
HjHsPoNgBoB: and i lick u all over
HjHsPoNgBoB: umm
BackPeller: So, what's stopping you baby? It would help if you took off my capris first though.
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok
HjHsPoNgBoB: who said i had it on
BackPeller: No one, I have it on. Take it off please, and play with the spots on my Dr. Giraff.
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok
BackPeller: I extend my long neck and move my jaw counter-clockwise to bring you awareness that it is breeding time.
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok
HjHsPoNgBoB: fuck me
BackPeller: Take off my capris and we'll talk. It'd be wise to take off my yamacha too, I don't want spooge on it. I just got a new one, it costed me 5 Jesus Prayers.
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok`
HjHsPoNgBoB: so what do u 4 fun
BackPeller: You baby, you. Why did you stop? All this talk about Jesus and Dr. Giraff got me hard baby, don't stop.
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok
HjHsPoNgBoB: well im licking u and
HjHsPoNgBoB: go down and sux on u
HjHsPoNgBoB: and then we do a 69
BackPeller: Giraff's can't do 69's.
HjHsPoNgBoB: y
BackPeller: My legs will snap baby.
HjHsPoNgBoB: do u have a girl
HjHsPoNgBoB: oooooooook
HjHsPoNgBoB: y
BackPeller: BECAUSE IM A FUCKING GIRAFF.
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok
HjHsPoNgBoB: fuck u to
BackPeller: What the hell do you think we've been doing for the last 20 minutes? God damn I'm hard now.
HjHsPoNgBoB: well bye
BackPeller: Bye babe, you were great. *shrivle shrivle*
HjHsPoNgBoB: fuck u r nottttttt going to yell at me fuck that
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok
BackPeller: Giraff's don't yell, they got hot and sweaty.
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok
HjHsPoNgBoB: whatever
HjHsPoNgBoB: i love you
BackPeller: Giraff's don't love either.
BackPeller: And don't fucking say whatever to me you fucking cuntface, I'll shove it down your throat. SON OF A BITCH! Do you see what you did? You made me get all fucking hard again and now my spots are itching and bubbling!
HjHsPoNgBoB: ok stop talking about ur slef
HjHsPoNgBoB: what is ur name
BackPeller: Dr. Giraff..I extend my neck and rub you with it to show you I want to bring a whole new meaning to mating season.
HjHsPoNgBoB: WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BackPeller: Suck a spot, you were the worst I've ever had. I could get more hard having an orgy with a bunch of Rhinoceruses, atleast they stomp their feet, you don't even move a pube.
HjHsPoNgBoB: u never had this
HjHsPoNgBoB: bye
HjHsPoNgBoB: ass
HjHsPoNgBoB: fuck that
BackPeller: You're just jealous because you wanted to 69 but it's impossible to 69 a Giraff. I should buy you a book on my kind, it teaches you that it's fucking impossible. And no, I will not fuck your ass. I am not a god damn dog, I'm a Giraff!



Cjc4569: ok
Cjc4569: we are making out in your room when i start to unzip your pants and finger you
BackPeller: but I wasnt wearing any pants. I was wearing a yellow rain coat.
Cjc4569: is that it
BackPeller: no, i have socks on
Cjc4569: ok so i stick my head under your rain coat and i start to lick your little pussy
BackPeller: but i thought you unzipped my pants first. which is it
Cjc4569: well if you have no pants on then how can i unzip them
BackPeller: i dont know baby, but if you dont hurry im going to start to smell like tuna over here
Cjc4569: i'll still lick your pussy
Cjc4569: i'll lick your little asshole too
BackPeller: Looks like youre getting mighty hard. I put up my embrella incase you spooge I don't want it poorin'.
Cjc4569: so then i take off my pants and i spread your legs and i start to push my hard cock inside your wett pussy
BackPeller: My pussy isn't wet though. Oh jesus christ, you're starting to spooge and my umbrella isn't catching it. I put on my face guard.
Cjc4569: what the fuck
BackPeller: What baby, I didn't say stop.
Cjc4569: whats up wit the umbrella and face guard and shit
BackPeller: The umbrella was to catch your spooge from landing on me, the face guard was because the umbrella didn't work and you started to and I didn't want any on my face.
BackPeller: I take out a can of whip cream for some extra fun. I pour it all in my mouth and eat it in a very fat and disgusting way. God I am so damn wet now.
BackPeller: Baby, you there?
BackPeller: Baby?


Buffbabemexi96: umm ok
Buffbabemexi96: at first we start kissing and then you rol on me and you go down and you start eating me out ... give me details about you eating me out
BackPeller: Hold on, I was eating some garlic. I put down the garlic. I don't have time to brush my teeth so I start licking your sensual vaginal area with my garlic infested tounge.
Buffbabemexi96: ok and
Buffbabemexi96: what do you do w/ your tounge
BackPeller: I find out you have some sort of vinerial disease so I get up and put my pants on. I pick up my garlic and eat a little bit more.
BackPeller: God damn I am hard now.
Buffbabemexi96: ewww liek w/e
BackPeller: Looks like you have a little extra cheese on the taco baby.
Buffbabemexi96: you are weird
BackPeller: You're the one with VD.
Buffbabemexi96: ok i dont so w/e
Buffbabemexi96: like how old are you
BackPeller: Old enough to know that white bubbles are a sign of VD. Virgin my ass.

[FrighTy]

TrixieAlwys: a groupey at concert
TrixieAlwys: lol
BackPeller: lol ok
TrixieAlwys: so
TrixieAlwys: wat r u gonna be?
BackPeller: I'm going to be pikachu.
TrixieAlwys: lolsm
BackPeller: I slowly slide off your shirt with my yellow spikey spotty hands.
TrixieAlwys: lol ok then ill stoke your fuzzy chest
BackPeller: I take off your VIP pass to the concert with my lightening power.
TrixieAlwys: then i scratch behind your ears
BackPeller: I zap off your pants using my tail and use 32% of my magic mana.
TrixieAlwys: ok then do it pikachu style
BackPeller: I zap a hole through your pants. Fuck I'm sorry, let me buy you a new pair.
TrixieAlwys: ok then i use my groupy powers to call me friends 2 join in
BackPeller: Pikachu doesn't do orgies.
TrixieAlwys: theres a first time 4 everything lol
TrixieAlwys: ok then
BackPeller: I said he doesn't do orgies, there is no first time. His weener is not big enough for that.
TrixieAlwys: ok lol then is pikachu afraid of water?
BackPeller: Do you want me to electracute myself?!
TrixieAlwys: ok a quick question r we atempting to cyber
BackPeller: I have been for awhile, I got hard when I zapped off your VIP pass, I don't know what your problem is. If you don't hurry I'm going to shrivle like an old man in a pickle jar.
TrixieAlwys: lolsm
TrixieAlwys: ok but wat can u do to a pikachu
BackPeller: Rub my soothing tail with your disgusting over-grown feet.
TrixieAlwys: lol
BackPeller: Thanks a lot, my boner just went to shreads.
TrixieAlwys: sorry
TrixieAlwys: u there
TrixieAlwys: ok maybe we can try again as different ppl
BackPeller: ok
BackPeller: What are you going to be?
TrixieAlwys: a waitress at hooters
TrixieAlwys: you
BackPeller: I'm going to be Fabio.
TrixieAlwys: hott
TrixieAlwys: ok
BackPeller: I get that a lot, I don't know if it's my dashing good looks or my horribly small weener.
TrixieAlwys: lolsm
TrixieAlwys: omg
TrixieAlwys: weener small
BackPeller: I attempt to rip off your shirt with my bare hands to impress you with my strength, as I realize do I not only have a small weener, but I have no muscles.
TrixieAlwys: lool
TrixieAlwys: omg
BackPeller: You're going to have to take off your own shirt, my own muscles are not a match for your K-Mart shirt.
TrixieAlwys: ok
TrixieAlwys: then i twist my fingers in your hair
BackPeller: I start kissing the side of your small boobie as I wonder to myself how you got a job at Hooters with that kind of rack, I roll on top of you and start to ride you like a knight going into battle.
TrixieAlwys: i wear 38d
BackPeller: The bra is 38D, but it explains why you have a 2 inch gap between your small boobie and the inner bra material.
BackPeller: As I am riding you...HOLY FUCK A BIRD AS CRASHED INTO ME EYE!!!!
BackPeller: I am losing my eye sight because of this white bird that ran into me eye and ripped out of my cone cells. I am starting to get a stomach ace from all this pain!
BackPeller: Help me! As I gasp for what may be some of my last breaths.
BackPeller: Holy crap, I havn't been this hard since I saw Bee Arthur naked.
TrixieAlwys: ok
TrixieAlwys: now r u turning me or you on
BackPeller: Both baby, both.
TrixieAlwys: ok
BackPeller: But we need to fix my eye before I am blind for life, that bird ripped out some of my cone cells and soon I will only be able to know I have a small weener and know you have small boobies, instead of see them.
TrixieAlwys: ok ill fix ur eye
TrixieAlwys: ok there
BackPeller: You didn't do a damn thing, it's still bleeding.
BackPeller: Ahh!! My eye rolls down on the floor..as it comes to a complete stop, it gives you one last wink.
TrixieAlwys: so sorry lets go see a doctor
BackPeller: It's too late now, you and your lack of caring made me blind. Blind dammit blind, I'm blind for fucking life.
BackPeller: Holy crap I am like soaking my pants, is this doing anything to you?
TrixieAlwys: lol im sssoooooooooooo sorry
BackPeller: I never knew my weener could get better than 2 3/4 inches until now.
TrixieAlwys: lol
TrixieAlwys: omg
BackPeller: How erected is your penis right now?
TrixieAlwys: lol
TrixieAlwys: omg
BackPeller: I'll take that as a not very big..
TrixieAlwys: yea
BackPeller: That's okay, it's still big enough to rub with my 9UK size foot.
TrixieAlwys: lol
TrixieAlwys: omg
TrixieAlwys: so do u have a patch on your eye now?
BackPeller: Does it look like I got one? How would I know, I'm fucking blind!
TrixieAlwys: lol
TrixieAlwys: ?
TrixieAlwys: are u alone?
BackPeller: Well, I jizzed and my penis is all out of vanilla flavoring, thanks for the erection and THE MISSING CONE CELLS!!
BackPeller: ok What are you going to be?
TrixieAlwys: britany spears
TrixieAlwys: hope u can work wit that
BackPeller: yeah
BackPeller: I'm going to be Batman, ok.
TrixieAlwys: ok
BackPeller: I slowly rub your hair with my bat glove.
TrixieAlwys: ooo sexy
TrixieAlwys: wat kind
BackPeller: ..the one's that go on my hand.
TrixieAlwys: ok
TrixieAlwys: sounds good
BackPeller: I shoot off your pants with my..well what looks to be a water gun but is secretely a water gun, because I am really 7 years old pretending to be batman and my mother says I should never touch a real gun.
TrixieAlwys: sexy little kid
BackPeller: As your pants fall down from the instant touch of the water gun blaster 3000, I put my face right infront of your diaper area. My ears hit you first before my lips can as I repell back and hit my head on the couch.
BackPeller: I take scissors and cut your diaper..phew it stinks. Excuse me while I throw it away. I go and throw it in the dumpster, I come back. I start rubbing your legs later finding out I have apple core smeared on it from the dumpster.
BackPeller: I'm sorry baby, I'll clean it up with my water gun. I shoot my water gun repetively until the smear comes off.
BackPeller: I stare into your black hole of doom until I soon realize it looks similar to the bat cave, small, black, and bats seem to be flying out of it. Jesus, I think you might be the 7 year old!
BackPeller: Baby where did you go? My little Riddler was going to start playing games!
TrixieAlwys: excuse mee!!! lol lol
TrixieAlwys: fi8nd me
TrixieAlwys: find*
BackPeller: I'm Batman, not a god damn scout.
TrixieAlwys: im in the bat cave
TrixieAlwys: cum find me
TrixieAlwys: come*
BackPeller: Why are you in the gay porn section? That is Alfred's section.
TrixieAlwys: i didnt know
TrixieAlwys: it looked funny?
BackPeller: I saw you looking at the magazines, don't lie to me.
TrixieAlwys: hmm wat magazinesO:-)
BackPeller: There's 2 things that make my weener shrivle, people who enjoy a fresh slice of pizza and people who lie to me. So far you're half way to making it shrivle.
BackPeller: Considering you were in the gay porn section.. A GAY PORN MAGAZINE!
TrixieAlwys: ok i loved the magazine
TrixieAlwys: im not lieing
TrixieAlwys: and i dont eat pizza
BackPeller: So, you're a homosexual. Thank's for the shitty sex, bye!
TrixieAlwys: lol
TrixieAlwys: no
TrixieAlwys: jk

[FrighTy]

BackPeller: ok
BackPeller: baby?
H Town Rebel35: sup
BackPeller: okay hi :0
H Town Rebel35: you wet?
BackPeller: not yet, but the plan is for you to make me, right?
H Town Rebel35: if you make me hard
BackPeller: well lets go
BackPeller: you wanna role play or cyber
H Town Rebel35: you start
H Town Rebel35: cyber
BackPeller: ok, what are you wearing
H Town Rebel35: boxers
BackPeller: oh sexy
H Town Rebel35: wat are you wearin?
H Town Rebel35:
BackPeller: a white shirt with the AOL logo on it, and some pants i got from walmart. but there is a hole in the middle by my ass because my booty is so big it kind of ripped it. but that's okay, guys tell me the hole is kind of attractive
H Town Rebel35: nice
BackPeller: i get a hanger from your closet, and poke your butt. *giggles like an anime character* soft hehe
H Town Rebel35: i take a pencil and poke you in the pussy with it
BackPeller: OUCCHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK?!? YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE MY VAGINAL AREA FUCKING LEAD POISIOING. YOU ASSHOLE!
H Town Rebel35: lol
H Town Rebel35: i take my pants off and sit you on my dick
BackPeller: uhmm..well you wern't wearing pants, remember? you were just wearing boxers..which i took off with the hanger before you injured my cute clitoris.
H Town Rebel35: oh yea
H Town Rebel35: i insert my dick in you nice and hard
BackPeller: how? when did you take off my ripped pants? :-\ think first daddy, think first!
BackPeller: and you insert it? you sound like youre putting a fucking cd-rom in my pussy
H Town Rebel35: aight
H Town Rebel35: i take off all ur clothes and stick my dick in you
BackPeller: holy fuck, im getting soaked with vaginal liquid ova heah
H Town Rebel35: nice
H Town Rebel35: wat do you do 2 me?
BackPeller: scream out an orgasm and wait for you to actually move and not just "INSERT" (COMPUTER ERROR, CANNOT OPEN FILE STIMULATION.EXE) your dick in my fucking poonanner
H Town Rebel35: you got a nude pic?
BackPeller: what the fuck don't stop now. my dick is going to get all shrively
BackPeller: i mean..i mean..my vagina is going to dry up
H Town Rebel35: wat?
H Town Rebel35: wat the fuck are you a dude?
BackPeller: nothing, ignore what i said. just dont change the subject. my weener is gonna shrivle
BackPeller: ack
BackPeller: i mean my vagina is gonand ry!
BackPeller: silly me!!
BackPeller: i dont know, but im about to be on you!
H Town Rebel35: you a dude?
BackPeller: no
BackPeller: i just had some typos, sorry
H Town Rebel35: aight
BackPeller: ive got a vagina, dont worry!
H Town Rebel35: wat would you do 2 me if i was there?
BackPeller: nothing, because you havnt finished doing things to me yet
H Town Rebel35: i start eating you out the i slide my dick in ur ass and fuck you nice and hard
BackPeller: no wtf
BackPeller: i push you out of my booty
BackPeller: *lets a little gas go*
BackPeller: don't do that again
BackPeller: keep eating at tuna's dive, open 24/7
H Town Rebel35: tell me wat you do 2 me?
BackPeller: okay
BackPeller: i put your dick in my mouth
BackPeller: i suck it
BackPeller: i bite it
BackPeller: i chrunch it
BackPeller: i swallow it
BackPeller: HAHAH YOU HAVE NO PEEN0R
BackPeller: mm..im getting so wet
BackPeller: lets keep going
H Town Rebel35: i pull it out and put it in ur pussy
BackPeller: but i already swallowed it, wtf
H Town Rebel35: ok
BackPeller: what did you put in my pussy? the fucking stub?
BackPeller: you know, youre kind of bad at this
H Town Rebel35: no i get it back
BackPeller: my real girlfriend knows how to suck my dick good
BackPeller: i mean i mean..
H Town Rebel35: ok fuck this
BackPeller: no no



BackPeller: okay big boy
latinoitalian23: so whats ur name?
BackPeller: Jessica, but some call me Bella..what's yours?
latinoitalian23: jeremy
latinoitalian23: sexy name
latinoitalian23: what do u look 4 in a guy
BackPeller: thanks
BackPeller: big weener..uhm..strong hands...skinny arms...hair..toe nails..thats about it
BackPeller: what about you
latinoitalian23: nice my arms arent skinny they are muscular but not to much
latinoitalian23: big booty nice personality funny smart sexy
BackPeller: ooh, thank you
BackPeller: do you want to do the naughty?
latinoitalian23: im person i would i dont really cyber
BackPeller: theres a first for everything
latinoitalian23: well wanna just chat sexy and not cyber?
BackPeller: i like cybering though..im kind of horny
latinoitalian23: u have sex be4
BackPeller: yep
latinoitalian23: which is ur favorite position
BackPeller: missionary. i like to ride
latinoitalian23: u can ride a dick good?
BackPeller: yeah
BackPeller: wanna try
latinoitalian23: id like for u to ride my dick
BackPeller: okay
BackPeller: i push you on the bed
BackPeller: i put your dick in my dry vagina
BackPeller: i go up and down
BackPeller: i start going faster and faster
BackPeller: SNAP
BackPeller: SNAP
BackPeller: SNAP
BackPeller: i fall off the bed
BackPeller: OMG OMG OMG
BackPeller: are you okay!??!?!
BackPeller: i still have your dick in me but you arent connected to it!!
BackPeller: ARE YOU OKAY! DOCTOR DOCTOR HELP! DONT WORRY, I HAVE MY PEE H DEE, i can help you
BackPeller: hey sexy...are you still alive? c'mon don't let me dry up now



Killmyself5times: ooh ok
BackPeller: hey
Killmyself5times: so what were u talking about cyber what
Killmyself5times: cyber?
BackPeller: yeah
BackPeller: i wanna cyber
Killmyself5times: what does that mean
Killmyself5times: :-)?
BackPeller: sex
Killmyself5times: ooh y were u asking that
Killmyself5times: ive heard of that how do u do that?
BackPeller: like this

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BackPeller: like this
Killmyself5times: how
BackPeller: like, "i stick your weener in my mouth"
BackPeller: stuff like that
Killmyself5times: ooh ok lol
Killmyself5times: ooh ok
Killmyself5times: well u want some lol
Killmyself5times: well
Killmyself5times: do u
Killmyself5times: hellow are u there
BackPeller: yes i do
Killmyself5times: hellow
BackPeller: can we do it
Killmyself5times: ooh ok
Killmyself5times: u start it
Killmyself5times: go
Killmyself5times: :-P
BackPeller: okay
BackPeller: what are you wearing
Killmyself5times: i dont know nothing
:-P
Killmyself5times: clothes
BackPeller: what kind of clothes
Killmyself5times: a shirt some pants & sock& shose
Killmyself5times: ;-)
BackPeller: okay
BackPeller: im wearing a giant pirate hat
BackPeller: ARRR
Killmyself5times: :-P ooh ok
Killmyself5times: arrr
BackPeller: i take off all your clothes with my magic wand
Killmyself5times: kool
BackPeller: c'mon harry potter, show me some magic now
Killmyself5times: ok
Killmyself5times: here take this
Killmyself5times: lol
BackPeller: take what
BackPeller: wtf dude
BackPeller: you suck at this
Killmyself5times: i know
BackPeller: i'll just take my penis and ride the train out of your gay ass
Killmyself5times: okok
BackPeller: okay so rub my cooch, bitch
Killmyself5times: ok im rubing it fast
BackPeller: with what
Killmyself5times: touch my vagina
BackPeller: no touch mine
Killmyself5times: i put my long penis in u
BackPeller: what happened to your vagina, i was looking forward to it
BackPeller: what kind of 13 year old has a long penis. get real
Killmyself5times: im not 13
BackPeller: ok 12
Killmyself5times: im 17
Killmyself5times: hommy
BackPeller: EXCUSE ME HOMMY
Killmyself5times: fine then touch my vagina
BackPeller: well why dont you put your 3 inch penis back in my vagina, bitch
Killmyself5times: ooh ok
Killmyself5times: lets make it 2 inches
BackPeller: kay
Killmyself5times: the smaller the better
BackPeller: but then i wont feel any sensation
BackPeller: no
BackPeller: i like big fat A MILLION INCHERS
BackPeller: IT FEELS SOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
BackPeller: OOH SEEHHHHHRRRR GUUUUUT
Killmyself5times: yeah yeah like that
BackPeller: no wait
BackPeller: lets make it 10 inches
BackPeller: wait no
BackPeller: 2 cm
BackPeller: so i can put it in my eare
BackPeller: ear
Killmyself5times: ooh ok
Killmyself5times: :-P u are crazy at this
Killmyself5times: go then
Killmyself5times: ooh yeah
Killmyself5times: ooh yeah
BackPeller: yeah, crazy good
BackPeller: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BackPeller: DGKGFKERGFED
BackPeller: DFGDF
BackPeller: GSD
BackPeller: F
BackPeller: MY VAGINA JUST BURSTED
BackPeller: OMG OMG OMG OG
BackPeller: WHAT DO I DO

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Killmyself5times: like that
Killmyself5times: gogogogogogogogogogogo
Killmyself5times: ooh yeah
BackPeller: WHAT DO I DO..I NEED A DOKTAR, HURRY. I DONT KNOW IF WE CAN FIND ONE IN YOUR ROOM THOUGH. HURRY HURRY
Killmyself5times: ooh ok
Killmyself5times: i am a doctor
BackPeller: i just bled to death
BackPeller: 10 seconds too late
BackPeller: you fucking dick
Killmyself5times: ooh man
BackPeller: don't ever IM me again
Killmyself5times: later
Killmyself5times: hahahhahaahahhaha
BackPeller: btw: thanks for the good rough sex
BackPeller: bye
Killmyself5times: ok bye bey



indie_girl313 : ok u start
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : what is your bra size and how many inches wide is your pussy HOLE
indie_girl313 : 34 d and about 15 inches
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : the HOLE is 15 inches or all of your pussy is 15 inches
indie_girl313 : whatever u want it to be baby
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : ok
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : you start please
indie_girl313 : how big is your wee wee
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : wee wee......lol
indie_girl313 : yup wee wee
indie_girl313 : so are u gonna anwser me or not
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : yeah I am
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : 7 1/2 inches almost 8 inches long
indie_girl313 : wow thats big for 14
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : yeah thats what I thought to
indie_girl313 : so what are u wearing
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : nothing but a condom on my dick cause I am ready to fuck
indie_girl313 : sounds fun
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : oh yeah it is
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : my dick is like the energizer bunny it just keep going and going and when I start to cum it just doesnt slow down
indie_girl313 : keep going babi
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : hey tell me something
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : when you cyber with somebody do you finger yourself
indie_girl313 : no i put peanut butter on my vaginal region and let my dog eat it
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : are you serious
indie_girl313 : uh huh
indie_girl313 : it feels sehr gut
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : it feels what
indie_girl313 : very good
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : are you doin it right now
indie_girl313 : no my dog is not here right now and im not horny quit yet
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : how do you get yourself horny
indie_girl313 : the question is how do u get me horny
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 :
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : when was the last time you had a orgasm
indie_girl313 : last night
indie_girl313 : u?
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : did it feel good
indie_girl313 : yes it did
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : was it all nasty and wet
indie_girl313 : uh huh
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : did you rub your clit and lick the cum off of your fingers
indie_girl313 : well i didnt get the orgasam from myself
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : who was it from
indie_girl313 : this random guy.. i was horny. and i love sex
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : sounds like it
indie_girl313 : yup is that ok?
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : yeah sure it
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : is*
indie_girl313 : ok
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : what did he do to give you a orgasm fuck you ,eat you out or what
indie_girl313 : both
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : which was he doing when you cummed
indie_girl313 : i cummed both times babi
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : damn your just a cumming machine huh
indie_girl313 : yes
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : when do you want to start cybering
indie_girl313 : now
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : ok what are you wearing
indie_girl313 : a towel on my head, a skirt and a rainbow colored bra with giz from the other night left over
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : lol ok
indie_girl313 : ok
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : ok I start to grab your tits and then i put my arms around you and undo your bra and then I raise your skirt up and drop your panties down and start to rub your clit and then I stick my dick in it and start to fuck you while I suck your tits
indie_girl313 : you do a lot of things all at once. you must be pretty short if you can fuck me and suck my tits at the same time
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : no I am not that short I am just talented
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : lol
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : ur tur
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : turn*
indie_girl313 : oh, you mean like those guys from africa with the long necks. otherwise there's no way that's possible!
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : w/e lets just cyber ok
indie_girl313 : "i start to give you a hand job. massage my arm. AHAH GET IT I GAVE YOU A HAND JOB!
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : lol
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : come on now be serious
indie_girl313 : ok my turn to give you something..i give you a kiss on the cheek. YOUR TURN!
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : oh come on thats it
indie_girl313 : yeah
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : if thats it then we should just quit now
indie_girl313 : didnt your momma ever teach you not to be a quitter!
Earnhardt_Fan_3829 : yeah but she also taught me not to be a loser either
indie_girl313 : not to be a loser.. hun u have been played for my website.. im actually a guy
indie_girl313 : haa thanks for the great cyber




Return Of 588: Heeey
Return Of 588: Wanna cyber?
Rictor2673: Hello..
Rictor2673: Age/sex?
Return Of 588: 23/female
Return Of 588: how about you, big boy?
Rictor2673: 30/m..
Return Of 588: Ooo, yea. I like a man with a little age
Rictor2673: Why thank you..
Return Of 588: what are you wearing?
Rictor2673: Shorts and a T-Shirt.. And you?
Return Of 588: My cousin
Return Of 588: Oh! I mean crotchless panties
Rictor2673: Mmm And nothing else.?
Return Of 588: I kind of have a bag taped to my ass, I get too sick too easy, is that okay, big man?
Rictor2673: Sounds ok to me.. Smiling over at you..
Return Of 588: Oh, goodie, Phew! the bag is full hold on, I gotta empty it
Rictor2673: Ok..
Return Of 588: Ok, what're you going to do to me?
Rictor2673: Kissing your lip's softly..
Rictor2673: Sliding my hands around your waist.
Return Of 588: I don't know if your arms could fit around my waist
Return Of 588: I'ma kind of a plus size
Rictor2673: Ahh..
Return Of 588: Oh, lick my nuts, I love that!
Return Of 588: I mean vagina!
Return Of 588: Big man, you still there? Or was this too much for ya?
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BackPeller: hello
Viverp1: hello
Viverp1: how is this
BackPeller: oh, just someone looking for a good time, hehe
Viverp1: what is a/s/l
BackPeller: 15/m/ca
BackPeller: you?
Viverp1: what part of ca
BackPeller: southern, you?
Viverp1: 15/f/ca an sothern
BackPeller: oh, awesome
BackPeller: what do you look like
Viverp1: ya what is your name
BackPeller: Randy, you?
Viverp1: charlee
BackPeller: cute, what do you look like
BackPeller: ?
Viverp1: I have black hair brown eyes about 5'2 and 100lb
Viverp1: you
BackPeller: oh, you sound cute
Viverp1: so what do you look
Viverp1: like have pic
BackPeller: i am about 5'8, hazel eyes. short brown hair. 140 lbs, builty, sexy (obviously)
BackPeller: no i dont, sorry.
Viverp1: ya
Viverp1: so
Viverp1: what do you want to talk aboot
Viverp1: about
Viverp1: sorr
BackPeller: why don't we skip the chit-chat and get right into the cheap sex?
BackPeller: i'm horny..and feelin' lucky, wif you
Viverp1: ok
BackPeller: so what do you say and climb aboard this wagon
Viverp1: just wait
BackPeller: for what? i don't know how long i can keep a boner. viagra only lasts so long.
Viverp1: I am
Viverp1: a viagra
Viverp1: ok lets get this patry started
BackPeller: okay baby
BackPeller: what are you wearing
Viverp1: nothing
BackPeller: oh, i didn't see that one coming..
BackPeller: can you guess what i'm wearing?
Viverp1: sorr
Viverp1: it that good
BackPeller: guessing games get me horny. that's why i love tic-tac-toe, three in a roy
BackPeller: yeah..uh..it's fine. can you guess what i'm wearing?
Viverp1: no what
BackPeller: guess god dammit. it makes me horny
Viverp1: are you wearing
BackPeller: three in a roy? it's the viagra talking. i ment three in a row.
BackPeller: guess!
Viverp1: nothing
BackPeller: wrong
Viverp1: what
Viverp1: I dont now
Viverp1: just tell
Viverp1: me
BackPeller: i'm wearing blue jeans, a shirt from abercrombie & fitch, and my new sweater from a second hand store
BackPeller: isn't that neat
Viverp1: ya
BackPeller: it will be a treat..i like my feet..you sound so sweet. please, OO PLEASE BEAT MY MEAT!?!
Viverp1: ok how hard
BackPeller: well, that's up to you now isn't it. go as fast as you want just not fast enough what
BackPeller: oops
BackPeller: just not fast enough to rip off my piercing there
BackPeller: and dont go so slow my grandma could beat it fsater
BackPeller: faster*
BackPeller: okay?
Viverp1: ok
BackPeller: i don't feel anything..
Viverp1: ok I will do it harder
BackPeller: i didnt even know you were doing it. you just said "ok", how the fuck was i suppose to know you were hitting my pinyata
Viverp1: harder harder
BackPeller: o yes baby. DO I MAKE YOU RANDY BABY, DO I?!
Viverp1: ya you do
BackPeller: HAHAHAHAHAHAH GET IT?!?? ROFL RANDY IS MY NAME AND I ASKED YOU IF I MAKE YOU RANDY CAUSE RANDY = HORNY..AND MY NAME IS RANDY SO IT MEANS IM HORNY SO I ASKED YOU IF YOU WERE RANDY BUT IM RANDY YOURE CHARLEE
Viverp1: haha
BackPeller: HAHAH I MAKE FUNNY JOKE. NOW I PUT PEE-PEE IN YO COKE!
Viverp1: it is funny
BackPeller: now suck my dick bitch
Viverp1: ok
BackPeller: I DON'T HEEERR YOU!
Viverp1: I will after you eat me out and real good
BackPeller: but you havn't done anything to me yet1
BackPeller: !
BackPeller: why should i take you out to dinner when you havn't even sucked me.
Viverp1: i will suck so hard that you dont now what happen
BackPeller: then get to it
Viverp1: here I go
Viverp1: i am sucking
BackPeller: and there off!
BackPeller: you arent goingvery hard
Viverp1: harder harder
BackPeller: and you told me youre sucking me. so i know what's happening. therefore you lied to me
BackPeller: i dont think i can have someone suck my herman while lieing to me
BackPeller: kick it into high gear.
Viverp1: I am
BackPeller: you are what? lieing to me?
BackPeller: god dammit
Viverp1: harder harder
Viverp1: harder
BackPeller: herman is going to jail for awhile (back in his turtle shell to shrivle)
BackPeller: AND HE GOT PAROLE
BackPeller: boing
BackPeller: harder BITCH harder
Viverp1: ok
Viverp1: harder harder
BackPeller: i had this one girl who sucked my dick before. she was a lot better than you at it..
BackPeller: but keep going plz
Viverp1: ok
Viverp1: I am goingup down and all the way around
BackPeller: hate to break it to you, but you suck at this. and you're fat. this isn't the normal PH phat either. you're just fat
BackPeller: how do you go all the way around? my phipfer isnt some landmark
Viverp1: you now what just fuck your self
Viverp1: ass
BackPeller: OMG YOU WARNED ME!! NOOOOOO!!!! THE WORLD IS OVER!! actually, your sex life is.