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Post by Boricua on Oct 9, 2006 1:04:12 GMT
www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mvFourth Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here. Here is how you matched up against all the levels: (Click on a level for more info) Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful Moderate Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low Level 7 Violent High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate Cigars are evil, you won't miss them We'll find ways to simulate that smell Oh, what a sorry fella Rolled up an smoked like a Panatella, Here on Level 1 of Robot Hellll!
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Post by President Skroob on Oct 9, 2006 3:03:14 GMT
Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Purgatory Very Low Level 1 Low Level 2 Moderate Level 3 High Level 4 Very High Level 5 Extreme Level 6 High Level 7 Very High Level 8 Very High Level 9 High
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Post by †SamuraiFoochs† on Oct 9, 2006 3:04:24 GMT
Done it already. I'm in Limbo.
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Post by Wassuppmann786 on Oct 9, 2006 3:30:17 GMT
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory! Purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Haha Suckas!
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Post by President Skroob on Oct 9, 2006 3:32:24 GMT
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory! Purgatory -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven. Haha Suckas! So in other words, you never actually had a life.
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Post by Dark-Messenger on Oct 9, 2006 4:04:54 GMT
Your fate has been decided.... You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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Post by born2beskinny on Oct 9, 2006 5:56:04 GMT
Your fate has been decided.... You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory! Purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels: (Click on a level for more info) Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers High Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High Level 2 Lustful Low Level 3 Gluttonous High Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low Level 7 Violent Low Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low
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Post by Wassuppmann786 on Oct 9, 2006 10:11:18 GMT
Ha! My Purgatory was Extreme
Well atleast I'll have a good after life, plus...
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong. Musicians need that income to survive. Beastie Boys: Hey Skroob gonna make some noise With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys. That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five.
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Post by Mutant_Couch on Oct 9, 2006 14:16:52 GMT
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Sounds nice, they've clearly put some thought into the decorating.
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Post by Boricua on Oct 9, 2006 23:30:58 GMT
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong. Musicians need that income to survive. Beastie Boys: Hey Skroob gonna make some noise With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys. That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five. I was going to tear you up for being so pious, but you have redeemed yourself with that one.
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Post by nextlevel on Oct 11, 2006 15:37:43 GMT
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights, Publishing indecent magazines. You'll pay for every crime, Knee-deep in electric slime. You'll suffer 'till the end of time, Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme. Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!
Professor: "If only he had joined a mainstream religion, like Oprahism or Voodoo."
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Post by Leonard(o) on Oct 11, 2006 17:13:07 GMT
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Post by stevenuk1 on Oct 11, 2006 17:25:52 GMT
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell! Fourth Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | High Level 3 | Moderate Level 4 | Very High Level 5 | High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | High Level 9 - Cocytus | High Level descriptions: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.htmlTake the test: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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Post by †SamuraiFoochs† on Oct 11, 2006 17:34:46 GMT
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell! Fourth Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | High Level 3 | Moderate Level 4 | Very High Level 5 | High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | High Level 9 - Cocytus | High Level descriptions: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.htmlTake the test: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mvHow in the blue hell, no pun intended do High or Very High in EVERY level 4+ get you to the fourth level? You're an evil fucker, Steven.
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Post by Nathan Versus on Oct 11, 2006 17:45:55 GMT
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
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Post by stevenuk1 on Oct 11, 2006 17:51:14 GMT
How in the blue hell, no pun intended do High or Very High in EVERY level 4+ get you to the fourth level? You're an evil fucker, Steven. I was shocked when the results come in, i thought someone must be trying to screw me over or something as i don't think i'm that evil. And for Nathan the Seventh Level of Hell, damn. You must have pissed someone off.
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Post by Cowards on Oct 11, 2006 18:01:13 GMT
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory - Very Low Level 1 - Very Low Level 2 - High Level 3 - High Level 4 - Very High Level 5 - Very High Level 6 - Extreme Level 7 - High Level 8 - Extreme Level 9 - Very High
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Well, this is strange! Nathan KILLS PUPPIES (I'll shut up about it one day!), but he ONLY gets into Level 7... I run away, and get into Level 8!! Must be all that listening to rock music masturbating that I do... And the fact I'm openly better than Jesus!
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Post by Carl on Oct 11, 2006 18:07:48 GMT
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Purgatory - Very Low Level 1 - Very Low Level 2 - Very High Level 3 - High Level 4 - Very High Level 5 - Very High Level 6 - Very High Level 7 - Very High Level 8 - Very High Level 9 - Very High
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Right there with you Cowards.
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Post by Joker on Oct 11, 2006 18:47:22 GMT
Level 5. Damn Cowards you're EVIL!
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Post by †SamuraiFoochs† on Oct 11, 2006 22:32:52 GMT
So next to wassupmann, I am the most virtuous person here according to Dante.
Oh, actually it goes:
Wassupmann/B2BS Me/DM
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