1/12 Onslaught Review

[jerseyboybastard]

Sorry about not giving you a preview. We'll correct that in the future.

Overall, some interesting prospects.

Jerome Novaho vs. T-Rex : The Neutron Star picks up the win and challenges Matt Downing to a match at Night of the Immortals II. Will Downing accept or will these once friends now rivals crash and burn before they can fly?

JD Wheeler vs. Jimmie Bones : Jimmie picks up a surprising victory over the former Global Heavyweight Champion. What does Mad Dog Sullivan have to say about this upset? And why did 'The One Man Army' Nathan Versus' music play?

J-Man vs. Marcus Knight : Rematch from Resurrection with Marcus getting the win via disqualification. He can't be happy about that, despite the victory. This begs the question - who will vie for the title at Night of the Immortals? With Wh_, JD Wheeler, Marcus and the Melee winner Shawn Greene all candidates, this will definitely make for interesting tv in the weeks to come.

Speaking of Shawn Greene, where is he headed? Will he go to Unleashed or stay here at Onslaught?

Will T-Rex make a Revolution of his own? Are the LOF really more afraid of Team Punishment? With a win over Crissy Lord under her belt, who will be the next person to bow before 'Princess' Sophia Simpson?

All these questions and more will be answered on the next episode of Onslaught!

Meanwhile, tell us what you thought of this episode. Late and we apologize for that, but Onslaught's motto is "Better late than never." We'll work on getting this week's posted on Friday......but don't quote me on that. Damn, I feel like Paul Heyman. Care for some kool-aid?

[Adzer]

Excellent show, next week looks a fantastic card, as we edge ever closer to NOTI 2!!

[President Skroob]

JD Wheeler vs. Jimmie Bones : Jimmie picks up a surprising victory over the former Global Heavyweight Champion. What does Mad Dog Sullivan have to say about this upset? And why did 'The One Man Army' Nathan Versus' music play?

I call shenanigans! Shenanigans!!

Other than that, liked Shawn Greene's victory speech and the main event.

[jerseyboybastard]

Hey, Skroob. I recognize Cactus Jack in your signature, but who is his opponent? From the back it looks like a young Piper.

[Wassuppmann786]

Great show guys!




Mathews: While we were at commercial break, T-Rex picked up the mic and had this to say.....

The camera pans to a rising T-Rex and in the corner it says "during commercial." He looks out at the notoriously rowdy Phily crowd.

T-Rex "You people make ME SICK! You think this is funny?!? It's not! So *expletive* off! And if you think this is over, I got news for you! It's not, so *expletive* off! This is one man who refuses to remain extinct! And I'm going to prove my worth one WAY.......

or Another!"

T-Rex grabs hold of Fantomas as he's slowly getting into the ring and lifts him up only to bring him down with a Dinosaur Driver. Looking down at his fallen partner, he glances back into the camera's eye and smiles.

GREATEST. PROMO. EVER!

[President Skroob]

jerseyboybastard said:

Hey, Skroob. I recognize Cactus Jack in your signature, but who is his opponent? From the back it looks like a young Piper.

Paul Orndorff

[jerseyboybastard]

I wanted to say Paul Orndorff, but I was hesitant.

Wassupman, thanks for the compliment. When I was writing the match, I wanted T-Rex to come away from the match with something to talk about. Bringing Fantomas out was a last minute idea, but I think it worked pretty well.