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Post by FrighTy on Oct 24, 2006 20:02:30 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]He's been fired due to his having anal sex with my girlfriend and telling stories about it on AWT.[/glow]
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Post by Joker on Oct 24, 2006 20:24:50 GMT
I didn't think you cared Of, and I don't live in my parents basement.
Funny stuff, funny stuff.
And I am all muscle!
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Post by Wassuppmann786 on Oct 25, 2006 0:12:35 GMT
And I invented microwave popcorn
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Post by Adzer on Oct 25, 2006 0:21:44 GMT
And I invented microwave popcorn Pleased to meet someone General Mills
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Post by mrkennedy on Oct 29, 2006 4:05:34 GMT
Phew! Thank fuck I'm not there.
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Post by OfLegend on Oct 29, 2006 22:24:59 GMT
Yes. Yes, I would.
I don't even know who the fuck you are. Unless you're SteveStryker in disguise or something, and if so you're not worth the time.
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Post by Mr-Brightside on Oct 30, 2006 0:13:58 GMT
[/b] hero. [/quote] Ironic~!
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Post by OfLegend on Oct 30, 2006 0:19:37 GMT
How? Put me out of my misery, because one of us is missing something here.
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Post by Mr-Brightside on Oct 30, 2006 0:47:10 GMT
"An[/i]" hero.
So much talk about others inability to properly spell and yet the simplest of grammatical rulings is allowed to pass the proof read OfLegend.
Like I said, Ironic~!
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Post by OfLegend on Oct 30, 2006 1:10:54 GMT
I take it you're unfamiliar with the Mitch Henderson story, then.
Mitch, a 13 year old, committed suicide after suffering a bad day at school and losing his iPod. Unaware this is a really stupid fucking reason to end one's life, his fucktarded friends and braindead well-wishers left messages of condolence on his MySpace. In response to the backlash from those who criticised and took the royal piss, one of his so-called "friends" defended Mitch and his actions in a long post, citing him as, and I quote, "an hero", setting the dead lad up as even more of a figure of ridicule.
As nice a guy as I'm sure Don is, you're not seriously suggesting me referring to him as heroic could be taken purely on surface value? I'm too much of a bastard for that.
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Post by Mr-Brightside on Oct 30, 2006 1:24:19 GMT
Ah, my bad Lance. I should really have known better. It's all that time I've spent away from the board, it's created this huge chasm deep within where my faux-wit and pseudo-derision would formerly reside.
I'll give you this one, my friend, as I can't actually find a way to dig myself out of it.
Bastard.
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Post by OfLegend on Oct 30, 2006 1:27:35 GMT
You'd do well to remember this lesson in future.
... Seriously, though, I wrote this for my own amusement. I'd be surprised if anyone on here knew about Henderson, for instance. So don't feel too defeated.
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Post by Mr-Brightside on Oct 30, 2006 1:37:41 GMT
Meh, it's not the story that has me bemoaning the loss, it's the fact that I failed to recognise the sardonic element in the comment. We all know what great pleasure I take in my own use of that type of thing...
...man, I'm tired.
Oh, and great, great post, btw. You're one of a kind, my friend.
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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Oct 30, 2006 2:07:45 GMT
I take it you're unfamiliar with the Mitch Henderson story, then. Mitch, a 13 year old, committed suicide after suffering a bad day at school and losing his iPod. Unaware this is a really stupid fucking reason to end one's life, his fucktarded friends and braindead well-wishers left messages of condolence on his MySpace. In response to the backlash from those who criticised and took the royal piss, one of his so-called "friends" defended Mitch and his actions in a long post, citing him as, and I quote, "an hero", setting the dead lad up as even more of a figure of ridicule. As nice a guy as I'm sure Don is, you're not seriously suggesting me referring to him as heroic could be taken purely on surface value? I'm too much of a bastard for that. I was wondering whom you were referring to, Of,as I genuinely had no idea. Thanks, I think . . .
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Post by Wassuppmann786 on Oct 30, 2006 2:31:09 GMT
Just for anyone who cares, this is what Of was referring to
"He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Mitchell was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don't work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before a decade'd past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, Mitchell did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like a brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Mitch. ~Lila"
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Post by OfLegend on Oct 30, 2006 8:02:19 GMT
Ha hah, I never get tired of reading that.
Brightside, I'd hug you if I could.
Oh, and Don, good to see you can take a joke, fella. You're even more of an hero than I thought you were.
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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Oct 30, 2006 16:30:46 GMT
Oh, and Don, good to see you can take a joke, fella. You're even more of an hero than I thought you were. Thanks, man. Coming from you, that means a lot. Now if only I had an IPod . . .
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Post by mrkennedy on Oct 31, 2006 1:03:12 GMT
Does the fact that I'm laughing about someone topping himself because he lost an iPOD make me an arsehole?
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Post by OfLegend on Oct 31, 2006 14:52:02 GMT
Depends whether you find this funny or not:
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Post by Joker on Oct 31, 2006 23:19:03 GMT
I find the reason humorous, but not the end result. No one should end their existance (except Paris Hilton or Ashlee Simpson)...LOL "Shh...The big kids are talking." I love Robot Chicken.
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