Post by OfLegend on Oct 21, 2006 0:55:27 GMT
A
Al-Qaeda
See The Kliq.
Anti-Smarks
Also called post-smarks. Not to be confused with marks. A type of gobshite who will disagree with a smark on everything, distinguished from marks in that they are intelligent enough to know it’s all fake. Will often justify crappy wrestlers with references to PPV buyrates and Nielson ratings, something that will irritate smarks and TNA fans to no end.
Andy_3.16
A small child, often hit upon by Cowards. Has an extensive back-catalogue of wrestling matches for some reason, and is often exploited for these vintages. Also known as Adzer and The Ace.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Anless
Fucktarded way of misspelling “unless.” Example in a sentence: “Anless stevenuk1 commits suicide, the IQ level in the IWC will always be perilously low.”
Antonio Inoki
The Japanese version of Hulk Hogan, only far more awesome, because he actually beat people up. The bestest shoot fiter evar, so much so that it is considered an honour to be beaten up by him. Even pwned Muhammad Ali.
The infamous Inoki bitchslap. The woman will now perform oral sex in gratitude. Man, I wish I was Inoki.
Arn Anderson
Invented the SPINEBUSTER~! Undoubtedly the most talented member of the Four Horsemen. Got stabbed in the ass with a pair of scissors by Sid Vicious repeatedly.
Austin Aries
A wrestler Internet fans mark for because he is so indie it hurts. Often brought up in TNA-bashing arguments, for example, “TNA is so gay because they don’t push Austin Aries.” This is ironic because Austin Aries sells like he’s just taken a sequoia tree branch in the ass.
AWT (All-Wrestling Talk)
An Internet forum and Shawn Michaels porn site that was founded when a bunch of retards on the IMDb forums grew tired of the more severely retarded fucktards like chaingangretard and emigrated to their own elitist retarded board of retards, a move which is now considered to be a work. Hate the SmarksChoice forums for being even more elitist than they are. Reluctantly moderated (read: babysat) by JimmyJackJericho, Nathan Versus, Boricua and Carl V4, a retard.
B
Batista
This generation’s Ultimate Warrior, a muscular prick who has a thimbleful of talent and generates backstage controversy. Will he heavily marked for by anti-smarks, who will cite his amazing storytelling abilities and “in-character” attributes as positives that make up for his total lack of everything else. Unsurprisingly, they talk the bullshit.
Bo Pearson
Another word for “fucktard”. Also see Raz and Novaho.
Boricua
Formerly known as cartgena, an IWC member who in retrospect contributed nothing. Just like the rest of those fat, illiterate bastards.
born2beskinny
An emo kid who hangs around AWT like a bad smell that won't go away. He is made of fail and AIDS.
It soon became clear to all involved that b2bs' birthright had been denied him.
Bret Hart
Known as “Brett” by his loving fans. Apparently The Best There Is, The Best There Was and The Best There Ever Will Be, despite the fact that Bret has a long history of being pwned by the following people: Bad News Brown, Hulk Hogan, Shawn Michaels, Vince McMahon, Eric Bischoff, Bill Goldberg, Vince Russo and bicycle handlebars. Has the most militant fans in the galaxy: essentially an army made up of barely-literate Canadian supersmarks who will take the most trivial criticism of their hero as if you’ve raped their dead mother. Had the worst hair ever. Was the greatest technical wrestla evar, apart from the fact he wasn’t a technical wrestler. Never fucking shuts up. Murdered his own brother.
Annotated version of Cristo Velázquez's famous painting, "The Pwning of Brett." He was pwnd for our sins.
C
Carnage
Another AWT retard. Supposedly a self-confessed fascist, white trash, backwater hick who thus commands the utmost respect. Only one generation away from evolving opposable thumbs.
Chainganghulkster
A.K.A. davewalters. An IMDb troll who contracted AIDS from fellow (ab)user J-Master and was forgotten. Was severely disfigured in a fight with hardcorecruiserweight, which inspired him to become an Internet wrestling fan, typing barely literate insults from his secret Phantom of the Opera-style underground cave. Recently passed away.
Chris Benoit
A Dynamite Kid wannabe. Undoubtedly the most talented member of the Four Horsemen.
Christian Cage
A midcard wrestler who became The Saviour of TNA when he single-handedly increased their PPV buyrates by about 0.0008 buys. Became popular in WWE by trying to copy The Rock to comedic effect, a gimmick he has never changed. Some people still think he’s better than Edge.
Chyna’s Clitdick
The Ninth Wonder of the World: a clitoris that mutated halfway into a penis thanks to experimental steroid injections. Was ridden by what was either a drowned poodle or X-Pac in a dodgy porn film, and then used by Bill Covington’s AWT Assassin Squad to obliterate several forums and Xanga sites at the childish prompting of OfLegend.
Cowards
A fat basement-dwelling luser. Not actually an Internet wrestling fan at all, but more of an e-road agent, existing to make the 14 year old members of AWT lol. Illegitimate son of Nathan Versus.
Cowards' latest love interest, proving he is not a fag.
D
DAVE~!
Totally unfunny way of saying “Batista” in a marking out way. Often used in a sarcastic sense.
A recent picture of DAVE~! Many have theorised that the “Bat” in “Batista” stands for “batshit crazy”.
Dave Meltzer
Grade-A gobshite. Invented smarkism when he decided to flame Shawn Michaels. Not to be confused with DAVE~!, in any way. Has been known to masturbate to images of Kenta Kobashi daily. Bret Hart’s best friend, meaning he will eventually turn on him in a tag match. It’s only a matter of time.
Dirtsheet
Everybody needs to jack off to something. In America, they have the constitution. In Britain, they have seedy porno. In Smarkland, they have dirtsheets, fictional publications that tell humorous lies about wrestlers’ personal lives. Despite being intended for comic value, smarks consider dirtsheets to be Serious Fucking Business and believe every word they read.
Ditto
A way of saying “Yes, you are a mindless tosspot, and so am I.” Constantly used by dime a dozen members/slaves of AWT.
Don Carlos
The IWC’s version of Mitch Henderson: both suicidal and an hero.
Dynamite Kid
Tommy Billington, the greatest wrestla eva. People who have no idea what they’re talking about will often reference him in some lame way when talking about who is the greatest. Extremely talented. Pwned Bret Hart.
E
Eddie Guerrero[/b]
Let’s not go there again, Vince.
e-Fed
A really sad way of passing your time. Basically when a gang of Internet fans get together, create “gimmicks” and promo against each other. Often starts as a joke and soon becomes Serious Fucking Business, e.g. in the case of CCW, which has “factions” and it’s own “booking staff.”
Euanzooom
Kilt-wearing, drug-taking IWC member who actually isn’t as much of a twat as his Scottish ancestry and ‘experiments’ suggest. On the other hand, is a columnist for ObsessedWithWrestling. Also known as Tequillin.
A rare shot of Euan without his trademark kilt and tartan hat.
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Seedy backdoor establishment founded by porn baron Rob Black. Gained a huge IWC fanbase for being A) underground and B) dead. Back before it had fans, it helped popularise bullshit wrestling, prompting the WWF to become edgier and shittier in order to keep up with the times.
F
Flame Wars[/b]
This is the ultimate contest of wit and intelligence. Invented by Ernõ Rubik in 1974, Flame Wars usually occur nowadays when a retard attacks a fucktard's (see below) opinion, resulting in the fucktard challenging him to a complex game of mental chess, i.e. a series of "yo mamma's so fat" jokes. Their name comes from the temperature they must be contested at, a minimum of a scorching 4 degress celsius, and the common occurance of a combatant contracting gangrene shortly after. They are a favoured past time of born2beskinny, as it is the only sport he has ever been supple enough to contest in.
Flame Wars look a little different in Japan, where people don't even speak IMDb English.
Fucktarded
A severe case of retardedness. Fucktards, i.e. fucking retards, can be commonly found on the IMDb forums.
G
Gem[/b]
A forgotten match nobody cares about.
Goldberg
The bald, bearded son of The Ultimate Warrior. Gained notoriety when he invented the squash. Squashed many jobbers and main eventers. Tried to shut Bret Hart up by kicking him in the head, but failed because Bret Hart is actually Jesus in disguise and was protected by Holy energy. Got pwned by The Rock and Chris Jericho, but managed to squash them in the ring. Drank a lot of squash, which in turn made his foreskin fall off and his chest hair grow. Generally hated on the Internets because he didn’t realise that wrestling is Serious Fucking Business. Pwnd Bret Hart.
Government Mule
Jobber in the old Mid-South territory and nephew of the Junkyard Dog. Stole Jim Ross’s then-girlfriend, resulting in Ross getting revenge by trolling him on air every night by bringing up his pitiful win/loss record.
Greatmoviecritic
He’s looking at you, ladies. Phwoar.
In the words of Bill Covington, a fat Mexican fag. Sort of a Latino version of Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, took great pleasure in trolling various wrestling forums until he fell afoul of OfLegend, who pwned him so severely he left AWT for good.
Gwarg McFucker Flpas
What Andy_3.16 screams when he achieves an orgasm.
H
Hardcorecruiserweight[/b]
Known as hardcorecruiserweight to his friends, hardcorecruiserweight was a teenage filmmaker until he got his big break by standing in for John Travolta’s stunt double in a gay porn film. Inspired by this perverted life of debauchery, he became a member of the IWC. Despite being unable to spell the most fundamentally simple words, hardcorecruiserweight did not fit in straight away, and so injected copious amounts of Class A drugs directly into his anus, which mentally retarded him enough to gain acceptance into the world of Internet wrestling discussion.
Hardcore wrestling
Pure bullshit.
“He made wrestling what it is today”
What Hulk Hogan did, according to marks and anti-smarks. A common defence of Hulk Hogan, despite being untrue and nothing to be proud of anyway. Often used in conjunction with “Hogan was a great worker in Japan”, another common misapprehension.
Heel trun
According to IMDbers, the solution to every problem. When a useless spot monkey like Shelton Benjamin is getting inaudible crowd reactions and no title shots, an IMDb user may decide that it's time for the WWE to "trun Bengamen heel." It can even be a solution to something that isn't a problem at all: for instance, there were multiple calls for a "John Cena heel trun" when he was threatening to eclipse The Rock for merchandising sales. What "trun" actually means has been the source of much debate.
HHH
Used to be the worst wrestla evUHr, but then he brought back d-X and became one of the greatest of all tyme. Likes to act like a teenager on camera despite being a father in his early forties, which is creepy but probably better than his old gimmick of cutting rambling, grunting promos that were like being stuck in a resthold for twenty minutes. The Ultimate Politikar and therefore scum. Once helped to pwn Bret Hart
Hoss
A big useless wrestler. Hosses are between cruiserweights and The Undertaker on the foodchain, meaning their pushes don’t last very long if they’re on SmackDown!, because sooner or later they have to stop squashing Funaki and challenge The Undertaker. Life’s biggest failures. Marked for by Jim Ross. A good example of a hoss is Kane.
Hulk Hogan
Whatever you think of Hulk Hogan, he sure knew how to throw a gangbang
The worst wrestler eva. A sixty-seven year-old paedophile with a receding hairline. Universally hated by smarks because he was a politikar. Anti-smarks will tell you that he was actually a good wrestler and rooled Japan in the ‘80s, something that is about as true as Santa Claus. Beloved by marks and sufferers of Down Syndrome. Invented the gimmick. Once pwned Bret Hart.
I
“I DUNNO!”
Catchphrase of Lex Luger. Full quote: “Can you afFORD to PAY me to wrestle, Ron, I DUNNO!”
Lex coining the phrase
IMDb “Raw Is War” boards.
Where your brain goes to die.
“It’s still real to me, damn it!”
Old meme first coined when Lex Luger’s dad got too excited at a fan Q&A session and marked out until he was in tears. Was the source of many lulz.
IWC
Abbreviation for Ignorant Wanking Cunts, usually applied to wrestling fans. In short, tossers who were so sexually attracted to sweaty men rolling around with each other on TV that they came to the Internets to discuss it with like-minded closet gay fetishists. There, they discovered they could cover up their sick-fuckishness by claiming wrestling was Serious Fucking Business and that they liked it for reasons other than wanting to catch a glimpse of Chyna’s clitdick.
J
Jagpreet-rai[/b]
A rare photo of jagpreet-rai
Bret Hart’s illegitimate son. A troll who generates many lulz by trolling Shawn Michaels’ fans by referring to HBK as Splinter. Suffered a heart attack on November 9th, 1997 owning to being a 300lbs 16 year old, but now claims it was a spot of indigestion. Loves IMDb and will nevar leave.
Jane_Doe
Ex-wife of JimmyJackJericho. The world’s foremost expert on defending Shawn Michaels, whom she stalked for a brief period in 1992. Hates everything else ever except for Shawn, although she does carry a picture of Edge in her wallet. Constantly trolled by jagpreet-rai.
JimmyJackJericho
A.K.A. Renegade4Life. Tireless green-tighted worker for All Japan who grew tired of Giant Baba’s wife’s booking and led an exodus to AWT. Retired from making awesome posts in early 2006. Managed to get to first base with Bret Hart’s wife, which is astonishing for a Shawn Michaels fan. Has the largest head evar. Marked for Ric Flair. Tells everyone he’s being trained by Lance Storm, which makes him an expert on PSYCHOLOGY.
Martin Stone preparing for another defence of his IPW:UK title.
John Cena
Wurd lyf
Probably the IWC’s biggest figure of hate, mainly due to the fact he is the antithesis of everything they stand for, being as he is a wealthy wigger with a good body who does not aspire to intellectual self-fellatio. He is, of course, an abysmal wrestler, but his more derided by those with extreme cases of penis envy. Gets more strudel in one night than you will in a lifetime, baby.
Joker
A world class mong who somehow made it to AWT without getting banned. A fat, basement-dwelling masochist who spends his evenings rubbing his two braincells together to create bullshit conspiracy theories involving George W. Bush.
All muscle, apparently
Al-Qaeda
See The Kliq.
Anti-Smarks
Also called post-smarks. Not to be confused with marks. A type of gobshite who will disagree with a smark on everything, distinguished from marks in that they are intelligent enough to know it’s all fake. Will often justify crappy wrestlers with references to PPV buyrates and Nielson ratings, something that will irritate smarks and TNA fans to no end.
Andy_3.16
A small child, often hit upon by Cowards. Has an extensive back-catalogue of wrestling matches for some reason, and is often exploited for these vintages. Also known as Adzer and The Ace.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Anless
Fucktarded way of misspelling “unless.” Example in a sentence: “Anless stevenuk1 commits suicide, the IQ level in the IWC will always be perilously low.”
Antonio Inoki
The Japanese version of Hulk Hogan, only far more awesome, because he actually beat people up. The bestest shoot fiter evar, so much so that it is considered an honour to be beaten up by him. Even pwned Muhammad Ali.
The infamous Inoki bitchslap. The woman will now perform oral sex in gratitude. Man, I wish I was Inoki.
Arn Anderson
Invented the SPINEBUSTER~! Undoubtedly the most talented member of the Four Horsemen. Got stabbed in the ass with a pair of scissors by Sid Vicious repeatedly.
Austin Aries
A wrestler Internet fans mark for because he is so indie it hurts. Often brought up in TNA-bashing arguments, for example, “TNA is so gay because they don’t push Austin Aries.” This is ironic because Austin Aries sells like he’s just taken a sequoia tree branch in the ass.
AWT (All-Wrestling Talk)
An Internet forum and Shawn Michaels porn site that was founded when a bunch of retards on the IMDb forums grew tired of the more severely retarded fucktards like chaingangretard and emigrated to their own elitist retarded board of retards, a move which is now considered to be a work. Hate the SmarksChoice forums for being even more elitist than they are. Reluctantly moderated (read: babysat) by JimmyJackJericho, Nathan Versus, Boricua and Carl V4, a retard.
B
Batista
This generation’s Ultimate Warrior, a muscular prick who has a thimbleful of talent and generates backstage controversy. Will he heavily marked for by anti-smarks, who will cite his amazing storytelling abilities and “in-character” attributes as positives that make up for his total lack of everything else. Unsurprisingly, they talk the bullshit.
Bo Pearson
Another word for “fucktard”. Also see Raz and Novaho.
Boricua
Formerly known as cartgena, an IWC member who in retrospect contributed nothing. Just like the rest of those fat, illiterate bastards.
born2beskinny
An emo kid who hangs around AWT like a bad smell that won't go away. He is made of fail and AIDS.
It soon became clear to all involved that b2bs' birthright had been denied him.
Bret Hart
Known as “Brett” by his loving fans. Apparently The Best There Is, The Best There Was and The Best There Ever Will Be, despite the fact that Bret has a long history of being pwned by the following people: Bad News Brown, Hulk Hogan, Shawn Michaels, Vince McMahon, Eric Bischoff, Bill Goldberg, Vince Russo and bicycle handlebars. Has the most militant fans in the galaxy: essentially an army made up of barely-literate Canadian supersmarks who will take the most trivial criticism of their hero as if you’ve raped their dead mother. Had the worst hair ever. Was the greatest technical wrestla evar, apart from the fact he wasn’t a technical wrestler. Never fucking shuts up. Murdered his own brother.
Annotated version of Cristo Velázquez's famous painting, "The Pwning of Brett." He was pwnd for our sins.
C
Carnage
Another AWT retard. Supposedly a self-confessed fascist, white trash, backwater hick who thus commands the utmost respect. Only one generation away from evolving opposable thumbs.
Chainganghulkster
A.K.A. davewalters. An IMDb troll who contracted AIDS from fellow (ab)user J-Master and was forgotten. Was severely disfigured in a fight with hardcorecruiserweight, which inspired him to become an Internet wrestling fan, typing barely literate insults from his secret Phantom of the Opera-style underground cave. Recently passed away.
Chris Benoit
A Dynamite Kid wannabe. Undoubtedly the most talented member of the Four Horsemen.
Christian Cage
A midcard wrestler who became The Saviour of TNA when he single-handedly increased their PPV buyrates by about 0.0008 buys. Became popular in WWE by trying to copy The Rock to comedic effect, a gimmick he has never changed. Some people still think he’s better than Edge.
Chyna’s Clitdick
The Ninth Wonder of the World: a clitoris that mutated halfway into a penis thanks to experimental steroid injections. Was ridden by what was either a drowned poodle or X-Pac in a dodgy porn film, and then used by Bill Covington’s AWT Assassin Squad to obliterate several forums and Xanga sites at the childish prompting of OfLegend.
Cowards
A fat basement-dwelling luser. Not actually an Internet wrestling fan at all, but more of an e-road agent, existing to make the 14 year old members of AWT lol. Illegitimate son of Nathan Versus.
Cowards' latest love interest, proving he is not a fag.
D
DAVE~!
Totally unfunny way of saying “Batista” in a marking out way. Often used in a sarcastic sense.
A recent picture of DAVE~! Many have theorised that the “Bat” in “Batista” stands for “batshit crazy”.
Dave Meltzer
Grade-A gobshite. Invented smarkism when he decided to flame Shawn Michaels. Not to be confused with DAVE~!, in any way. Has been known to masturbate to images of Kenta Kobashi daily. Bret Hart’s best friend, meaning he will eventually turn on him in a tag match. It’s only a matter of time.
Dirtsheet
Everybody needs to jack off to something. In America, they have the constitution. In Britain, they have seedy porno. In Smarkland, they have dirtsheets, fictional publications that tell humorous lies about wrestlers’ personal lives. Despite being intended for comic value, smarks consider dirtsheets to be Serious Fucking Business and believe every word they read.
Ditto
A way of saying “Yes, you are a mindless tosspot, and so am I.” Constantly used by dime a dozen members/slaves of AWT.
Don Carlos
The IWC’s version of Mitch Henderson: both suicidal and an hero.
Dynamite Kid
Tommy Billington, the greatest wrestla eva. People who have no idea what they’re talking about will often reference him in some lame way when talking about who is the greatest. Extremely talented. Pwned Bret Hart.
E
Eddie Guerrero[/b]
Let’s not go there again, Vince.
e-Fed
A really sad way of passing your time. Basically when a gang of Internet fans get together, create “gimmicks” and promo against each other. Often starts as a joke and soon becomes Serious Fucking Business, e.g. in the case of CCW, which has “factions” and it’s own “booking staff.”
Euanzooom
Kilt-wearing, drug-taking IWC member who actually isn’t as much of a twat as his Scottish ancestry and ‘experiments’ suggest. On the other hand, is a columnist for ObsessedWithWrestling. Also known as Tequillin.
A rare shot of Euan without his trademark kilt and tartan hat.
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Seedy backdoor establishment founded by porn baron Rob Black. Gained a huge IWC fanbase for being A) underground and B) dead. Back before it had fans, it helped popularise bullshit wrestling, prompting the WWF to become edgier and shittier in order to keep up with the times.
F
Flame Wars[/b]
This is the ultimate contest of wit and intelligence. Invented by Ernõ Rubik in 1974, Flame Wars usually occur nowadays when a retard attacks a fucktard's (see below) opinion, resulting in the fucktard challenging him to a complex game of mental chess, i.e. a series of "yo mamma's so fat" jokes. Their name comes from the temperature they must be contested at, a minimum of a scorching 4 degress celsius, and the common occurance of a combatant contracting gangrene shortly after. They are a favoured past time of born2beskinny, as it is the only sport he has ever been supple enough to contest in.
Flame Wars look a little different in Japan, where people don't even speak IMDb English.
Fucktarded
A severe case of retardedness. Fucktards, i.e. fucking retards, can be commonly found on the IMDb forums.
G
Gem[/b]
A forgotten match nobody cares about.
Goldberg
The bald, bearded son of The Ultimate Warrior. Gained notoriety when he invented the squash. Squashed many jobbers and main eventers. Tried to shut Bret Hart up by kicking him in the head, but failed because Bret Hart is actually Jesus in disguise and was protected by Holy energy. Got pwned by The Rock and Chris Jericho, but managed to squash them in the ring. Drank a lot of squash, which in turn made his foreskin fall off and his chest hair grow. Generally hated on the Internets because he didn’t realise that wrestling is Serious Fucking Business. Pwnd Bret Hart.
Government Mule
Jobber in the old Mid-South territory and nephew of the Junkyard Dog. Stole Jim Ross’s then-girlfriend, resulting in Ross getting revenge by trolling him on air every night by bringing up his pitiful win/loss record.
Greatmoviecritic
He’s looking at you, ladies. Phwoar.
In the words of Bill Covington, a fat Mexican fag. Sort of a Latino version of Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, took great pleasure in trolling various wrestling forums until he fell afoul of OfLegend, who pwned him so severely he left AWT for good.
Gwarg McFucker Flpas
What Andy_3.16 screams when he achieves an orgasm.
H
Hardcorecruiserweight[/b]
Known as hardcorecruiserweight to his friends, hardcorecruiserweight was a teenage filmmaker until he got his big break by standing in for John Travolta’s stunt double in a gay porn film. Inspired by this perverted life of debauchery, he became a member of the IWC. Despite being unable to spell the most fundamentally simple words, hardcorecruiserweight did not fit in straight away, and so injected copious amounts of Class A drugs directly into his anus, which mentally retarded him enough to gain acceptance into the world of Internet wrestling discussion.
Hardcore wrestling
Pure bullshit.
“He made wrestling what it is today”
What Hulk Hogan did, according to marks and anti-smarks. A common defence of Hulk Hogan, despite being untrue and nothing to be proud of anyway. Often used in conjunction with “Hogan was a great worker in Japan”, another common misapprehension.
Heel trun
According to IMDbers, the solution to every problem. When a useless spot monkey like Shelton Benjamin is getting inaudible crowd reactions and no title shots, an IMDb user may decide that it's time for the WWE to "trun Bengamen heel." It can even be a solution to something that isn't a problem at all: for instance, there were multiple calls for a "John Cena heel trun" when he was threatening to eclipse The Rock for merchandising sales. What "trun" actually means has been the source of much debate.
HHH
Used to be the worst wrestla evUHr, but then he brought back d-X and became one of the greatest of all tyme. Likes to act like a teenager on camera despite being a father in his early forties, which is creepy but probably better than his old gimmick of cutting rambling, grunting promos that were like being stuck in a resthold for twenty minutes. The Ultimate Politikar and therefore scum. Once helped to pwn Bret Hart
Hoss
A big useless wrestler. Hosses are between cruiserweights and The Undertaker on the foodchain, meaning their pushes don’t last very long if they’re on SmackDown!, because sooner or later they have to stop squashing Funaki and challenge The Undertaker. Life’s biggest failures. Marked for by Jim Ross. A good example of a hoss is Kane.
Hulk Hogan
Whatever you think of Hulk Hogan, he sure knew how to throw a gangbang
The worst wrestler eva. A sixty-seven year-old paedophile with a receding hairline. Universally hated by smarks because he was a politikar. Anti-smarks will tell you that he was actually a good wrestler and rooled Japan in the ‘80s, something that is about as true as Santa Claus. Beloved by marks and sufferers of Down Syndrome. Invented the gimmick. Once pwned Bret Hart.
I
“I DUNNO!”
Catchphrase of Lex Luger. Full quote: “Can you afFORD to PAY me to wrestle, Ron, I DUNNO!”
Lex coining the phrase
IMDb “Raw Is War” boards.
Where your brain goes to die.
“It’s still real to me, damn it!”
Old meme first coined when Lex Luger’s dad got too excited at a fan Q&A session and marked out until he was in tears. Was the source of many lulz.
IWC
Abbreviation for Ignorant Wanking Cunts, usually applied to wrestling fans. In short, tossers who were so sexually attracted to sweaty men rolling around with each other on TV that they came to the Internets to discuss it with like-minded closet gay fetishists. There, they discovered they could cover up their sick-fuckishness by claiming wrestling was Serious Fucking Business and that they liked it for reasons other than wanting to catch a glimpse of Chyna’s clitdick.
J
Jagpreet-rai[/b]
A rare photo of jagpreet-rai
Bret Hart’s illegitimate son. A troll who generates many lulz by trolling Shawn Michaels’ fans by referring to HBK as Splinter. Suffered a heart attack on November 9th, 1997 owning to being a 300lbs 16 year old, but now claims it was a spot of indigestion. Loves IMDb and will nevar leave.
Jane_Doe
Ex-wife of JimmyJackJericho. The world’s foremost expert on defending Shawn Michaels, whom she stalked for a brief period in 1992. Hates everything else ever except for Shawn, although she does carry a picture of Edge in her wallet. Constantly trolled by jagpreet-rai.
JimmyJackJericho
A.K.A. Renegade4Life. Tireless green-tighted worker for All Japan who grew tired of Giant Baba’s wife’s booking and led an exodus to AWT. Retired from making awesome posts in early 2006. Managed to get to first base with Bret Hart’s wife, which is astonishing for a Shawn Michaels fan. Has the largest head evar. Marked for Ric Flair. Tells everyone he’s being trained by Lance Storm, which makes him an expert on PSYCHOLOGY.
Martin Stone preparing for another defence of his IPW:UK title.
John Cena
Wurd lyf
Probably the IWC’s biggest figure of hate, mainly due to the fact he is the antithesis of everything they stand for, being as he is a wealthy wigger with a good body who does not aspire to intellectual self-fellatio. He is, of course, an abysmal wrestler, but his more derided by those with extreme cases of penis envy. Gets more strudel in one night than you will in a lifetime, baby.
Joker
A world class mong who somehow made it to AWT without getting banned. A fat, basement-dwelling masochist who spends his evenings rubbing his two braincells together to create bullshit conspiracy theories involving George W. Bush.
All muscle, apparently