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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Jan 5, 2007 6:28:08 GMT
JJJ is correct. It is so awesome, in fact, that it will literally finger fuck each & every one of your mothers into submission. Think about that . . . [glow=red,2,300]No.[/glow] Aw, come on! You know you want to . . . so there's no sense in denying it. ;D the rumble match has turned into quite possibly the greatest match ever written in E-fed history I'll go ahead & 2nd that notion . . . even though I haven't actually read any of it, or anything. I'm that confident . . .
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Post by Adzer on Jan 5, 2007 6:29:41 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Exactly. Griffin's talking a lot of shit for a guy that has yet to get his feet wet in the ring with the likes of Leonard, Macbeth, Versus, or even Violet. Let alone the superior individuals that run rampant all over Onslaught.[/glow] Or J-Man . . . who got so viciously PWNED by Nathan Versus (twice, mind you), that he had to lower himself to the B-show in order to remain relevant. Not only in wrestling, but for life in general, as well . . . Do I have to bring up The Reckoning again? And better to have lost to Versus then to run away from him like a little bitch
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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Jan 5, 2007 6:33:48 GMT
Or J-Man . . . who got so viciously PWNED by Nathan Versus (twice, mind you), that he had to lower himself to the B-show in order to remain relevant. Not only in wrestling, but for life in general, as well . . . Do I have to bring up The Reckoning again? And better to have lost to Versus then to run away from him like a little bitch You're not certainly suggesting that the man who beat BOTH Nathan Versus & Paul Hill . . . in the same match, no less . . . would run from either one of them? If anyone's running from anyone, it would be J-Man from JD Wheeler. How has this match not happened yet?!?
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Post by FrighTy on Jan 5, 2007 6:37:29 GMT
If anyone's running from anyone, it would be J-Man from JD Wheeler. How has this match not happened yet?!? [/center][/quote] [glow=red,2,300]Because they both know that The Wh_ is the only one worthy to hold the belt. They're both just trying to prolong the inevitable.[/glow]
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Post by Adzer on Jan 5, 2007 6:37:30 GMT
Do I have to bring up The Reckoning again? And better to have lost to Versus then to run away from him like a little bitch You're not certainly suggesting that the man who beat BOTH Nathan Versus & Paul Hill . . . in the same match, no less . . . would run from either one of them? I'm talking about cashing in on the title shot after Versus had lost the title to Hill, seems to me like he's afraid of a 1-on-1 with Versus [/center][/quote] Wheeler has his own problems to deal with at the moment with Matthews, Stonecold, backstage politics.... wait shit, scratch that ;D
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Post by FrighTy on Jan 5, 2007 6:55:11 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Miss Josh Violet's just a little angry that he is unable to find a "life partner" in any CCW locker room.
Yeah, I heard about his latent homosexuality from a few of his Unleashed counterparts. [/glow]
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Post by President Skroob on Jan 5, 2007 7:06:23 GMT
[/center][/quote] Wheeler has his own problems to deal with at the moment with Matthews, Stonecold, backstage politics.... wait shit, scratch that ;D[/quote] Wheeler's already taken care of Matthews. At least, I think he has. Was the street fight a blur to anyone else? It's like the match never took place or something......
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Post by Adzer on Jan 5, 2007 8:45:48 GMT
Wheeler has his own problems to deal with at the moment with Matthews, Stonecold, backstage politics.... wait shit, scratch that ;D Wheeler's already taken care of Matthews. At least, I think he has. Was the street fight a blur to anyone else? It's like the match never took place or something...... It was too brutal for television Skroob, but the result was a No Contest and Matthews came out worse for wear
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Post by FrighTy on Jan 5, 2007 11:39:52 GMT
It was too brutal for television Skroob, but the result was a No Contest and Matthews came out worse for wear [glow=red,2,300]Someone's ass took too much of a pounding then?[/glow]
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Post by Adzer on Jan 5, 2007 15:36:33 GMT
It was too brutal for television Skroob, but the result was a No Contest and Matthews came out worse for wear [glow=red,2,300]Someone's ass took too much of a pounding then?[/glow] Well there's that too, we didn't want to show the sick lovefest between The Wh_ and the rest of Revolution.
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Post by †SamuraiFoochs† on Jan 5, 2007 19:25:10 GMT
Griffin: For the record I'd rather be a current relative unknown than a future curtain-jerker. Once The Wh_ finishes getting bitch-slapped by that feather-haired copy-catting pansy J-Man (oh wait, he already HAS), his name will no longer be a mystery. That's right, everyone will be identifying him as "The WHO?" The biggest claim to fame The Wh_ has is a faction boasting one guy who left cause he was just too tortured, and a pair of guys who were Tag Team champions in a reign so riveting, it was ALMOST voted more memorable than the RMW Wedding Fiasco.
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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Jan 5, 2007 19:31:14 GMT
Griffin: For the record I'd rather be a current relative unknown than a future curtain-jerker. Once The Wh_ finishes getting bitch-slapped by that feather-haired copy-catting pansy J-Man (oh wait, he already HAS), his name will no longer be a mystery. That's right, everyone will be identifying him as "The WHO?" The biggest claim to fame The Wh_ has is a faction boasting one guy who left cause he was just too tortured, and a pair of guys who were Tag Team champions in a reign so riveting, it was ALMOST voted more memorable than the RMW Wedding Fiasco. OWNED~! Both emphatically, & maliciously. Nice work, Sam . . .
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Post by †SamuraiFoochs† on Jan 5, 2007 19:44:10 GMT
Griffin: For the record I'd rather be a current relative unknown than a future curtain-jerker. Once The Wh_ finishes getting bitch-slapped by that feather-haired copy-catting pansy J-Man (oh wait, he already HAS), his name will no longer be a mystery. That's right, everyone will be identifying him as "The WHO?" The biggest claim to fame The Wh_ has is a faction boasting one guy who left cause he was just too tortured, and a pair of guys who were Tag Team champions in a reign so riveting, it was ALMOST voted more memorable than the RMW Wedding Fiasco. OWNED~! Both emphatically, & maliciously. Nice work, Sam . . . Why thank you. ;D
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Post by Andy_3:16 on Jan 6, 2007 0:16:19 GMT
Any updates, guys? Almost done?
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Post by jerseyboybastard on Jan 6, 2007 0:55:47 GMT
I think we're only waiting on one match now. I won't be able to read it until Monday......
unless I sneak into work on Sunday, but who in their right mind would do that?
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Post by FrighTy on Jan 6, 2007 1:52:14 GMT
[glow=red,2,300] Griffin: For the record I'd rather be a current relative unknown than a future curtain-jerker. Once The Wh_ finishes getting bitch-slapped by that feather-haired copy-catting pansy J-Man (oh wait, he already HAS), his name will no longer be a mystery. That's right, everyone will be identifying him as "The WHO?" The biggest claim to fame The Wh_ has is a faction boasting one guy who left cause he was just too tortured, and a pair of guys who were Tag Team champions in a reign so riveting, it was ALMOST voted more memorable than the RMW Wedding Fiasco. The Wh_: I'm sorry, what was that? Did the fresh meat in cell block C just try to stand up for himself? Here's a nice piece of advice... the convicts in this max-security prison are already laughing at you and preparing what to do with that big mouth you've got. What the fuck have you done worth noting in this company? You're trying to shit on the current and former GLOBAL CHAMPIONS, fuckstick. You're like the pimple-faced teenager who was manager at some lowly fast food restaurant who now tries to make it at a real job and suddenly, "oh noes, my voice and opinion doesn't mean shit to the guys here who've been busting their ass longer, have greater knowledge, and making more than twice the amount of pay than I do." So unless you've got something other than that yap you've opened one too many times, new guy, I suggest you shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down, and expect to earn your keep the hard way like the rest of us... except Wheeler. [/glow]
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Post by President Skroob on Jan 6, 2007 2:07:06 GMT
[glow=red,2,300] Griffin: For the record I'd rather be a current relative unknown than a future curtain-jerker. Once The Wh_ finishes getting bitch-slapped by that feather-haired copy-catting pansy J-Man (oh wait, he already HAS), his name will no longer be a mystery. That's right, everyone will be identifying him as "The WHO?" The biggest claim to fame The Wh_ has is a faction boasting one guy who left cause he was just too tortured, and a pair of guys who were Tag Team champions in a reign so riveting, it was ALMOST voted more memorable than the RMW Wedding Fiasco. The Wh_: I'm sorry, what was that? Did the fresh meat in cell block C just try to stand up for himself? Here's a nice piece of advice... the convicts in this max-security prison are already laughing at you and preparing what to do with that big mouth you've got. What the fuck have you done worth noting in this company? You're trying to shit on the current and former GLOBAL CHAMPIONS, fuckstick. You're like the pimple-faced teenager who was manager at some lowly fast food restaurant who now tries to make it at a real job and suddenly, "oh noes, my voice and opinion doesn't mean shit to the guys here who've been busting their ass longer, have greater knowledge, and making more than twice the amount of pay than I do." So unless you've got something other than that yap you've opened one too many times, new guy, I suggest you shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down, and expect to earn your keep the hard way like the rest of us... except Wheeler. [/glow] Two time Global Heavyweight champ baby. Ain't nothing easy about that.
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Post by †SamuraiFoochs† on Jan 6, 2007 2:50:52 GMT
[glow=red,2,300] Griffin: For the record I'd rather be a current relative unknown than a future curtain-jerker. Once The Wh_ finishes getting bitch-slapped by that feather-haired copy-catting pansy J-Man (oh wait, he already HAS), his name will no longer be a mystery. That's right, everyone will be identifying him as "The WHO?" The biggest claim to fame The Wh_ has is a faction boasting one guy who left cause he was just too tortured, and a pair of guys who were Tag Team champions in a reign so riveting, it was ALMOST voted more memorable than the RMW Wedding Fiasco. The Wh_: I'm sorry, what was that? Did the fresh meat in cell block C just try to stand up for himself? Here's a nice piece of advice... the convicts in this max-security prison are already laughing at you and preparing what to do with that big mouth you've got. What the fuck have you done worth noting in this company? You're trying to shit on the current and former GLOBAL CHAMPIONS, fuckstick. You're like the pimple-faced teenager who was manager at some lowly fast food restaurant who now tries to make it at a real job and suddenly, "oh noes, my voice and opinion doesn't mean shit to the guys here who've been busting their ass longer, have greater knowledge, and making more than twice the amount of pay than I do." So unless you've got something other than that yap you've opened one too many times, new guy, I suggest you shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down, and expect to earn your keep the hard way like the rest of us... except Wheeler. [/glow] Griffin: Ooh, real scary...how can you expect me to not "shit on you" when it's so damn easy? Furthermore, I'd beg to differ on the "more time=greater knowledge" front, at least in your case. You get your ass beat so often and convincingly, there's bound to be some brain damage. Have fun just getting your ass thrown over the top while I happily win one of the biggest matches of the night, and THEN enter the Melee. It's real funny how you talk like you're so much more important than I am when your only spot on the card is in a match that three quarters of the locker room got into. I'm in a match with a former CCW Champion, who I've beaten twice already, in an INDIVIDUAL contest, and you only get the call to a massive fight that all of Wheeler's faction got into....INDIVIDUALLY. Seems to me like they were scrambling to find a spot on the card for your sorry ass and too apathetic to give you a singles match. I may be green, but at least I'm looking at a future that includes more than a "pink slip on a pole match" with Simon Summers. Well, to be fair, I can't say for sure that's all there is. You may be able to manage Rayne in a bikini contest or two in about six months when I'm going for the CCW title... ...fuckstick.
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Post by Adzer on Jan 6, 2007 6:43:58 GMT
J-Man: "Griffin Young, Have you held a title yet? No. Have you main evented a PPV? No. Have you done anything more than just be a slight annoyance to Lance Leonard? No. In short Griffin Young, your a nobody and no amount of smack talking from you will change that, you little snot nosed loser, you aren't even in Fantomas's league, at least he has held a title."
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Post by King of Kings on Jan 6, 2007 10:41:28 GMT
Griffin: Once The Wh_ finishes getting bitch-slapped by that feather-haired copy-catting pansy J-Man (oh wait, he already HAS), his name will no longer be a mystery. That's right, everyone will be identifying him as "The WHO?" That mean he's getting Jim Neidhart's old gimmick?
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