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Post by Boricua on Mar 23, 2006 18:19:52 GMT
Happy birthday fool.
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Post by jerseyboybastard on Mar 23, 2006 18:36:57 GMT
Like most of my work, this has been stolen from perhaps the best sketch comedy troupe next to Monty Python - The Kids in the Hall.
Hi, I'm just writing a letter to someone in hospital.
It's always kinda hard to find the right words to say. You know, somehow "How's the weather in the hospital? Sure is nice outside." just doesn't work. But you gotta try, you know, you gotta show your concern.
So here's what I got so far:
"Dear Guy I Clotheslined As You Went By on Your Bicycle.
You don't know me, but I'm the guy who broke your collarbone. Now, I've asked myself over and over, why did I clothesline that guy? Perhaps I watched too much slapstick as a kid and expected you to get up after being violently assaulted. Imagine my confusion when you did not. Although not so confused that I'd actually hang around. In all fairness, it was pretty funny. I mean the last thing you'd expect as you were riding merrily by on your bike is that someone you didn't know at all would stick out his arm and crush your throat. I mean, you really should've seen it, it was just like, wham! bam!
[chuckles]
Anyway... in closing, as you lay there convalescing in your hospital bed, I'm forced to wonder, what were you doing riding your bike on the sidewalk anyway? Huh, ya asshole? SideWALK?
Maybe sometimes we bring heartache upon ourselves.
Signed, the guy that collapsed your trachea."
Happy Birthday, Cowards. May many ducked clotheslines come your way.
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Post by Stinger Splash on Mar 23, 2006 19:02:34 GMT
Stinger runs away like Cowards. He then quickly returns.
Sorry got a little overexcited about running away that I almost forgot to wish you a Happy Birthday! Uh, uh, what's over their?
Stinger diverts Cowards attention and runs away.
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Post by xxxehrenxxx on Mar 23, 2006 20:21:59 GMT
Happy Birthday! Im in the process of drawing you a picture on bebo so check it out when you get a chance!
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Post by whateverman42 on Mar 23, 2006 20:23:31 GMT
Happy birthday there, Cowards.
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Post by Cowards on Mar 23, 2006 21:54:10 GMT
Happy birthday there, Cowards. Of all the people to wish me a Happy Birthday, this is the one I DID not think would happy... Seriously, thanks guys! |
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Post by doakey on Mar 24, 2006 0:43:56 GMT
Happy Birthday Cowards, go crazy and get pissed ;D Touche!! |
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