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Post by otteratiu on Feb 16, 2006 15:11:27 GMT
Oh I know all about it......worst thing is when she doesn't know she's started........
So you get done and you're like.......ummm, is there something you forgot to tell me?........
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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Feb 16, 2006 23:32:22 GMT
Has that ever actually happened to you?
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Post by otteratiu on Feb 17, 2006 1:48:41 GMT
Has that ever actually happened to you? Too many........and a couple of times with random ass chicks i met....so it's even more awkward......... Usually it's not that bad.....jsut a little bit, but one time my bed sheets got fucking trashed........made her wash them..... now that was funny as hell
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Post by Boricua on Feb 17, 2006 1:50:28 GMT
Has that ever actually happened to you? Too many........and a couple of times with random ass chicks i met....so it's even more awkward......... Usually it's not that bad.....jsut a little bit, but one time my bed sheets got fucking trashed........made her wash them..... now that was funny as hell I can picture the scene and everythimg Otter: Da-yum! Wash my sheets, trick!
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Post by otteratiu on Feb 17, 2006 1:53:11 GMT
yeah........The best though...I lived in a fraternity, and it's common place for dudes to just walk around in underwear in the morning you know, like going to the bathroom/shower.......shit like that
So my buddy brought one of his friends over from the police academy, she was pretty cute but the fact that she was a cop.....I had to hit that......
So i end up getting her back to my bed, and i get some red wings.........
So morning time comes, I'm walking to the bathroom in just my boxer-briefs......and that guy was like......."Shit Nick, what'd ya do.....cut your dick"........I look down and there is the fucking menses all over my white Calvins......
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Post by Boricua on Feb 17, 2006 1:56:06 GMT
yeah........The best though...I lived in a fraternity, and it's common place for dudes to just walk around in underwear in the morning you know, like going to the bathroom/shower.......shit like that So my buddy brought one of his friends over from the police academy, she was pretty cute but the fact that she was a cop.....I had to hit that...... So i end up getting her back to my bed, and i get some red wings......... So morning time comes, I'm walking to the bathroom in just my boxer-briefs......and that guy was like......."Shit Nick, what'd ya do.....cut your dick"........I look down and there is the fucking menses all over my white Calvins...... lol, that msut've sucked. Anyway, I never though I'd do this, but at my girl's suggeston, I voluntarily agreed to miss wrestling to watch a movie with her sunday night. I figured NWO is just a hype show for wrestlemania anyway, so what the hell. This is highly out of character.
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Post by otteratiu on Feb 17, 2006 1:58:26 GMT
First Hardcore isn't posting much because he's whipped after one screw......
Then you go watch a movie........
It's a shame what us AWTers will do for nookie
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Post by Michelangelo on Feb 17, 2006 2:01:04 GMT
Thats what I say Nate Dogg lol!!! But anyway I feel ya playa I spent damn-near $80 fuckin dollars on my lady roses the candy a card plus her gift and I didn't get no "Pinocha" either she said that her heads hurts...... 2 words "Negro Please!!!" and I was like " After all that goddamn money I spent I better get my gift and pussy by this friday!!!" But she said she got my Throwback Lakers jersey but I still want my piece of the pussy damnit!!!!! Oh Nathan, when its that time of the month for your girl, man thats the best time to have sex with her....cause thats when she will be at her horniest...Trust me dawg you're looking at a nicca who fucks his girl while she on the the big "P" I know it doesn't smell to fresh and your unit my look like it got strawberry syrup on it but I got her to do any freaky thing I asked her to do cause she so horny...Try it dude and you'll see what I'm talkin' bout' I have my red wings...not that bad.......just put a towel down and have at it... LOL "First Hardcore isn't posting much because he's whipped after one screw......" I'm not whiped, i'm a dude.
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Post by otteratiu on Feb 17, 2006 2:02:34 GMT
Don't worry hardcore, you are whipped now..........I'm sure you'll have to go out and buy some Tampax sooner than later
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Post by Boricua on Feb 17, 2006 4:45:12 GMT
Oh crap wait a minute . . . I also realized I kinda sort also accidentally agreed to meet her parents inside their own home. Damn.
These things never go well for people like me. If I was charming, sure, but imagine me in her dad's shoes, from his perspective, I might as well be like "Hiya there, I'm the gruff black guy here to watch some edgy movie with your daughter in the basement. I know what you're thinking; but it's aight: I use a rubber every time a-HA a-HA a-HA!"
I always try to be a polite gentleman, but sometimes I just make bad impressions. Any advice?
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Post by jay2damizzle on Feb 17, 2006 4:45:52 GMT
uh-oh!!! me thinks thems fightin' words lol!!!
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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Feb 17, 2006 4:52:30 GMT
yeah........The best though...I lived in a fraternity, and it's common place for dudes to just walk around in underwear in the morning you know, like going to the bathroom/shower.......shit like that So my buddy brought one of his friends over from the police academy, she was pretty cute but the fact that she was a cop.....I had to hit that...... So i end up getting her back to my bed, and i get some red wings......... So morning time comes, I'm walking to the bathroom in just my boxer-briefs......and that guy was like......."Shit Nick, what'd ya do.....cut your dick"........I look down and there is the fucking menses all over my white Calvins...... Ohhhhhhhh, SNAP, otter! Just...SNAP!
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Post by jay2damizzle on Feb 17, 2006 4:57:29 GMT
I got my read wings so many damn times they should make a medal of it to put on my Navy uniform lol!!!
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Post by Boricua on Feb 17, 2006 5:01:13 GMT
Oh crap wait a minute . . . I also realized I kinda sort also accidentally agreed to meet her parents inside their own home. Damn. These things never go well for people like me. If I was charming, sure, but imagine me in her dad's shoes, from his perspective, I might as well be like "Hiya there, I'm the gruff black guy here to watch some edgy movie with your daughter in the basement. I know what you're thinking; but it's aight: I use a rubber every time a-HA a-HA a-HA!" I always try to be a polite gentleman, but sometimes I just make bad impressions. Any advice? Someone? I know we got some smooth operators here.
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Post by jay2damizzle on Feb 17, 2006 5:09:56 GMT
Oh crap wait a minute . . . I also realized I kinda sort also accidentally agreed to meet her parents inside their own home. Damn. These things never go well for people like me. If I was charming, sure, but imagine me in her dad's shoes, from his perspective, I might as well be like "Hiya there, I'm the gruff black guy here to watch some edgy movie with your daughter in the basement. I know what you're thinking; but it's aight: I use a rubber every time a-HA a-HA a-HA!" I always try to be a polite gentleman, but sometimes I just make bad impressions. Any advice? Someone? I know we got some smooth operators here. Well first off don't be afraid of the daddy he aint the one you should worry about..Its her mama you got to impress..with me I get along with the fathers and brothers of the girls that I meet..Its just that their mama's be eyeballin you like crazy and not in the good way. But anyway all I can tell you is just relax and watch your words
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Post by geoshi on Feb 17, 2006 5:12:49 GMT
That sounds to racist Mizzle I feel so bad for you in a sense
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Post by Boricua on Feb 17, 2006 5:14:03 GMT
That sounds to racist Mizzle I feel so bad for you in a sense
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Post by jay2damizzle on Feb 17, 2006 14:34:23 GMT
That sounds to racist Mizzle I feel so bad for you in a sense I think I know what Geoshi is gettin at..he was thinkin that the way I put my post on how the moms are eyeballin me in a bad way he probably took it as if they lookin at me dirty because I'm black, I think thats what he's trying to say...I doubt if he's saying that I'M being racist.
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Post by +Donald $. Carlos+ on Feb 17, 2006 16:42:27 GMT
Nah, man...Geoshi wouldn't say anything like that. I concur with yizzle, mizzle!
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Post by otteratiu on Feb 17, 2006 19:32:37 GMT
Well Damn the Man
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