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Post by Michelangelo on Feb 3, 2006 3:17:47 GMT
LOL. the end to the the tip. LOL. Man this thread is fucked up. LOL
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Post by geoshi on Feb 3, 2006 4:16:47 GMT
See there are two things. 1) You're with your buds, horny as hell wanting to fuck. So what do you do? You attempt to get laid by a hott chick. 2) You build a relationship with a chick whom you feel a conection with. Then when you finaly do do it you'll feel even better. It's love. I'm doing both, I just don't wann get laid simple as that. If anything I'm waiting till grad ;D
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Post by otteratiu on Feb 3, 2006 4:40:58 GMT
See......every guy measures from the asshole..
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Post by jay2damizzle on Feb 3, 2006 5:11:21 GMT
Damn Geoshi you a better man than me cause I wouldn't be able to wait after marriage...so good for you man.......Now...if everybody gather round' your ol' uncle Mizzle has a lil story to tell ya'll and this is kinda explicit, but half of us here are grown ass men anyway so her it goes...and the title of the story... How I busted my first nut lol!!!!
When I was about 11 in the 5th grade we would have free time every friday afternoon, and I was real good friends with this girl by the name of Daniella who was a bomb-ass Mexican broad and we were both the same age and I bullshit you not when I say this but this girl was like a damn D-cup bra size!! she had the biggest pair of tata's in the whole elementary school!, and I swear to God this girl was built like a damn brickhouse like she should be in jr. high. Anyway my class was having free time and so was hers so most of the time she would come to my class to play and talk with me and whatnot, so she comes in and we starting playin' board games and shit like that, and she says to me "Jay I have a new game we can play...who can make the craziest face" and I'm like aight how do you play? She was wearing a skirt and we went off to a far corner where my teacher couldn't see us so we sat down and she kinda spread her legs open and she was wearin' these pink panties and she was like " rub me with your fingers and see if you can make me make a crazy face" and I was shy at first because I was 11 years old and a girl was basically asking me to get her off, so I did it and she was like "ayeee!!! keep going don't stop" and I was like "Ugghhhh Daniella are you pissin on yourself?!" and next thing you know she kinda gave like this muffled moan as she put her hands over her mouth and I was like "Wow you made a crazy face" and the rule was, whoever made the craziest face loses and has to buy the winner those 1/2 pound Hershey bars and the grocery store. So now it was my turn, and I was wondering what she was gonna do to me, as inexperienced as I was, she wore this tight pink Nike shirt and that shit looked like it was about to bust open so, what she did next made me the happiest nicca on the planet, she didn't take out her tits but she rubbed her chest up and down between my legs and I knew right away my dick was hard enough to dent cars!!! and I was still contemplating on what the fuck Dani was doing to me, so you can think of it as a "dry titty fuck" and the next thing you I felt the sensation of which in likes I never EEEEEVVVVEEERRRRRRR felt before and that shit felt so good I almost passed the fuck out!!!! and I was grippin the seat and I went like "AHHHHHHH!!!!!" and then, Dani was like "I win!!" and i was like "Dani what the hell did I just do?" and thats when she said " I made you cum just like you made me cum just now" and I was like dumfounded because I didn't know what the fuck it meant or how I did it, so after that I was more sprung than T-Pain's #1 single! I asked my mom about it and what the fuck did I do that for?! and on top of all that, I told her what I did to Dani and what Dani did to me and she damn near fainted!!! and she was like "Oh Jesus help me Lawd!" so thats when we and moms had the Birds and Bees talk....So there you have it fellas thats the first time I busted my first nut, and got converted into thick latina women...Sorry its so long but thats how it went down.
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Post by Boricua on Feb 3, 2006 5:21:13 GMT
That is one hell of a story.
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Post by otteratiu on Feb 3, 2006 5:24:48 GMT
*clap clap clap clap clap8 (stands up) *clap clap clap clap* *clapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
I can definitely vouch for Latinas, but i'm telling ya mizzle....
Once you go Asian..... You're dick will be dazing.....
see they got an extra love muscle.....plus i bet you'd be huge in Japan...shit I'd be huge in Japan..
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Post by Adzer on Feb 3, 2006 5:25:56 GMT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats fucking hilarious, I love the "she had the biggest pair of tata's", lmfao
For my losing of my virginity it was nothing special, I was with my g/f at the time for over a year, we went to our Debs (Cant remember what you call these type of dances everywhere else), and we we had a room booked out in the hotel, we slept together that night and had sex in the morning.
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Post by Boricua on Feb 3, 2006 5:28:16 GMT
*clap clap clap clap clap8 (stands up) *clap clap clap clap* *clapclapclapclapclapclapclap* I can definitely vouch for Latinas, but i'm telling ya mizzle.... Once you go Asian..... You're dick will be dazing..... see they got an extra love muscle.....plus i bet you'd be huge in Japan...shit I'd be huge in Japan.. omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/japanese/teacher.htmlRead some of these editorials. Mainly because they're hilarious, but also because the author, a black man living in Japan, explains how horribly overrated Japanese girls are.
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Post by otteratiu on Feb 3, 2006 5:44:47 GMT
I'm gonna check those out....but i do have first hand knowledge....
One of my buddies went over to Japan to teach, crazy stories.....apparently they are so fucking perverted.....they even sell soiled or worn women's panties......
And two of my buddies are in China right now One of them is an ugly fucker and getting hella ass just for being white...... The other is chinese-american.....and he gets quite a bit for being so westernized.......like honestly these were my frat buddies....and i'm sure if any one of us went over to China.....we'd be pulling some hella 'Tang
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Post by jay2damizzle on Feb 3, 2006 17:17:50 GMT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats fucking hilarious, I love the "she had the biggest pair of tata's", lmfao For my losing of my virginity it was nothing special, I was with my g/f at the time for over a year, we went to our Debs (Cant remember what you call these type of dances everywhere else), and we we had a room booked out in the hotel, we slept together that night and had sex in the morning. To answer your question if I guessed right you're probably talking about your Prom because in the states thats our biggest dance of the school year besides the Homecoming dance and the Prom is the only dance on where kids would rent a hotel room right after the dance or to have an after party
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Post by geoshi on Feb 3, 2006 20:52:44 GMT
Damn Geoshi you a better man than me cause I wouldn't be able to wait after marriage...so good for you man.......Now...if everybody gather round' your ol' uncle Mizzle has a lil story to tell ya'll and this is kinda explicit, but half of us here are grown ass men anyway so her it goes...and the title of the story... How I busted my first nut lol!!!! Much appreciated, just my best friend is havin a baby in a few months so yea, not all for fucking quite yet. Chances are I will before I graduate, who knows. Also very intense story, it was... interesting
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Post by Adzer on Feb 3, 2006 23:33:44 GMT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats fucking hilarious, I love the "she had the biggest pair of tata's", lmfao For my losing of my virginity it was nothing special, I was with my g/f at the time for over a year, we went to our Debs (Cant remember what you call these type of dances everywhere else), and we we had a room booked out in the hotel, we slept together that night and had sex in the morning. To answer your question if I guessed right you're probably talking about your Prom because in the states thats our biggest dance of the school year besides the Homecoming dance and the Prom is the only dance on where kids would rent a hotel room right after the dance or to have an after party Yeah the prom is the one I'm talking of, cheers Jay, Karma on its way
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Post by Boricua on Feb 5, 2006 4:32:11 GMT
So what's the Valentine's Day gift of choice for you lot. I think I'll go with the classic chocolate. Edible and affordable.
Also what's a good movie to go see? If Casanova's still out we'll probably go with that.
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Post by Michelangelo on Feb 5, 2006 5:40:27 GMT
So what's the Valentine's Day gift of choice for you lot. I think I'll go with the classic chocolate. Edible and affordable. Also what's a good movie to go see? If Casanova's still out we'll probably go with that. Vaentines day is a corporate holiday. All holidays aree but i can see chritmas & eater since there a "celebration" going on. But as far as vaentines go, it's done by card & candy companys.
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Post by Boricua on Feb 5, 2006 5:42:03 GMT
Tis true, but it's also a score with the ladies day.These opportunities are good for ugly guys like me with no game.
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Post by otteratiu on Feb 5, 2006 6:07:13 GMT
Best way to do it.......go single to a bar.....plenty of women without dates on valentine's day.....
Since they are alone on this most sacred of days, they'll probably let ya into their most sacred of holes...
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Post by Adzer on Feb 5, 2006 6:10:12 GMT
Best way to do it.......go single to a bar.....plenty of women without dates on valentine's day..... Since they are alone on this most sacred of days, they'll probably let ya into their most sacred of holes... You mean........ they have their own Golf Course???
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Post by Michelangelo on Feb 5, 2006 6:20:41 GMT
lol
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Post by otteratiu on Feb 5, 2006 6:22:57 GMT
Best way to do it.......go single to a bar.....plenty of women without dates on valentine's day..... Since they are alone on this most sacred of days, they'll probably let ya into their most sacred of holes... You mean........ they have their own Golf Course??? Yep, it's a Par 3.....
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Post by Boricua on Feb 5, 2006 7:41:53 GMT
Sounds intriguing, but I'm kinda sorta too young.
Like I said, me and my girlfriend are prob. gonna get some cofee or something and see a flick. Any movie recommendations? Casanova would've been cool, but it's finnished playing.
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