Post by JimmyJackJericho on Jul 4, 2006 16:47:37 GMT
So, this is a boasting thread, in the worst possible form, but nonetheless, I feel I need to share with you one of the greatest and lamest moments in my life.
As many of you know, I currently reside in Calgary, home of Bret and the rest of the Harts. As many of you also know, the Hart family is huge.
So one night, I'm at the local, drinking beer. And my mate Ben tells me to come with him, he's going to speak to a girl called Candice. So I follow, and I'm talking to a friend of Candice's, who's well into the accent. She's stunning, rock solid body, black hair, blue eyes, and I pretty much fall in love. Turns out her name is Tonya Hart, if I remember rightly, sister of Teddy.
So we're talking, I mention the "fact" that my two favourite wrestlers are Bret Hart and Davey Boy (I hardly think Triple H and Shawn Michaels would have gone over), and she gets all excited. To the extent that she says "I can't believe we met, I never normally come here, it's so odd!" So we're talking, then something happens and we move apart. I don't speak to her for the rest of the night, only waving once when she caught my eye.
Anyhoo, fastforward a week, and we're back at the local. It's just me and Jesse (my best mate) initially, and he says he sees Candice. I don't put two and two together. And he tells me how he got with Candice (Teddy's ex), and fucked and chucked her. In a really bad way.
Next thing I know, we're inside the bar, and I'm talking to her again. We talk wrestling mainly, as she knows more about the ins and outs than anyone on here (no offence). I don't remember much of it, and what I do remember probably isn't right to be posted on the net. Just because it's pretty intimate family details that I felt kinda awkward knowing.
Anyway, I'm talking to her, and I realise her arm is on my back. I almost faint, but suck it up, and we talk more, and get closer and closer, and touchier, until I see Candice walk up. She starts shitting on Jesse, calling him every name under the sun. So I'm like "Fuck that" and I start defending him, saying what happened between them was a misunderstanding and all that shit (Lie). She goes to talk to him, and me and Tonya continue talking. She tells me that she wants me to meet Harry (Smith), and gets my phone number. Anyway, Candice comes back, pissed off, and Jesse's stood there grinning at me.
They leave, but not before she gets my phone number... again. Just in case she loses one apparently. That was Thursday, it's Tuesday, no calls/messages. Not entirely surprising, but if I actually had game, I might have been able to get some Hart loving!
That's actually a long ass story, but were it not for friends SUCKING, yours truly might have died and gone to heaven.
As many of you know, I currently reside in Calgary, home of Bret and the rest of the Harts. As many of you also know, the Hart family is huge.
So one night, I'm at the local, drinking beer. And my mate Ben tells me to come with him, he's going to speak to a girl called Candice. So I follow, and I'm talking to a friend of Candice's, who's well into the accent. She's stunning, rock solid body, black hair, blue eyes, and I pretty much fall in love. Turns out her name is Tonya Hart, if I remember rightly, sister of Teddy.
So we're talking, I mention the "fact" that my two favourite wrestlers are Bret Hart and Davey Boy (I hardly think Triple H and Shawn Michaels would have gone over), and she gets all excited. To the extent that she says "I can't believe we met, I never normally come here, it's so odd!" So we're talking, then something happens and we move apart. I don't speak to her for the rest of the night, only waving once when she caught my eye.
Anyhoo, fastforward a week, and we're back at the local. It's just me and Jesse (my best mate) initially, and he says he sees Candice. I don't put two and two together. And he tells me how he got with Candice (Teddy's ex), and fucked and chucked her. In a really bad way.
Next thing I know, we're inside the bar, and I'm talking to her again. We talk wrestling mainly, as she knows more about the ins and outs than anyone on here (no offence). I don't remember much of it, and what I do remember probably isn't right to be posted on the net. Just because it's pretty intimate family details that I felt kinda awkward knowing.
Anyway, I'm talking to her, and I realise her arm is on my back. I almost faint, but suck it up, and we talk more, and get closer and closer, and touchier, until I see Candice walk up. She starts shitting on Jesse, calling him every name under the sun. So I'm like "Fuck that" and I start defending him, saying what happened between them was a misunderstanding and all that shit (Lie). She goes to talk to him, and me and Tonya continue talking. She tells me that she wants me to meet Harry (Smith), and gets my phone number. Anyway, Candice comes back, pissed off, and Jesse's stood there grinning at me.
They leave, but not before she gets my phone number... again. Just in case she loses one apparently. That was Thursday, it's Tuesday, no calls/messages. Not entirely surprising, but if I actually had game, I might have been able to get some Hart loving!
That's actually a long ass story, but were it not for friends SUCKING, yours truly might have died and gone to heaven.
