Post by OfLegend on Nov 29, 2006 22:01:49 GMT
There aren't enough fun group activities around here, so I say we make a list of people Kurt Angle has owned while he's been working for TNA.
You may declare for yourself a position of power regarding the keeping of the list, which will henceforth be known as either The Official "I got PWN'D by Kurt Angle" List or simply The List. I declare myself Gatekeeper and Protector of The List, which means I must approve all suggestions.
I'm also starting us off with the most obvious. We will add to it as he goes on his crazy rampage through Dixie Carter's anally-retentive playground.
The Official "I got PWN'D by Kurt Angle" List
- Samoa Joe
Owned when Angle called an early finish to the match, submitting Joe before the 15 minute mark, single handedly derailing his push and making him look like an overrated whale.
- Abyss
Owned when he submitted to Angle clean, a few days before he was scheduled to become NWA Champion, ensuring his long-anticipated reign was a failure from the start
- Chris Sabin
Owned by Kurt Angle when Angle suggested that Sabin, who is apparently "dirty", should have a gimmick based on the Peanuts character "Pigpen"...
...yes, he was dead fucking serious. Fucking used for emphasis.
- Jeff Jarrett
Owned when he was advised by Angle on how to improve his matches, despite having been in the business a lot longer than "The Olympic Hero". Also owned when the focus of his Bound for Glory main event slipped and the whole thing was overshadowed by Angle being appointed ring enforcer.
- Daniel Puder
Owned when Dana White told him that he knew a Puder/Angle fight would only last 40 seconds. Dana White told Angle that the kid (Puder) is limited and that he wouldn't want Kurt to knock him out right away, just toy with him a little.
Kurt went on to say after he won, he would pull his shorts down, teabag Puder and let his wife, Karen, into the ring to piss and shit on Puder's face.
Sadly for Puder, he'll never get a chance to prove Angle wrong, because Karen has made Kurt swear never to sign up for the fight. Owned. So, so owned.
- The NWA World Heavyweight Championship
See Abyss
- Vince Russo
Owned when Angle ostensibly announced his intentions to become the next Hogan and garner all the creative control his shrunken little biceps can carry.
- WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2007
Released a mere month after Kurt's leaving of WWE, and yet Kurt has the best rating of anyone in the game, tied only with Triple H. OWNED.
- Rob Van Dam
Had the fuck patronised out of him in an interview.
Staff of and Contributors to The List
OfLegend - Founder, Protector and Gatekeeper of The List
euanzooom - Pioneer of the List
SamuraiFoochs - Official White Samurai of The List
+Donald $ Carlos+ - Official Blunt Smoker of The List
born2beskinny - Official Leper of The List
jerseyboybastard - Official Bastard of the List
Pathollywood - Class Clown
All > Sepiroth > Joker - Official Joke of the List
You may declare for yourself a position of power regarding the keeping of the list, which will henceforth be known as either The Official "I got PWN'D by Kurt Angle" List or simply The List. I declare myself Gatekeeper and Protector of The List, which means I must approve all suggestions.
I'm also starting us off with the most obvious. We will add to it as he goes on his crazy rampage through Dixie Carter's anally-retentive playground.
The Official "I got PWN'D by Kurt Angle" List
- Samoa Joe
Owned when Angle called an early finish to the match, submitting Joe before the 15 minute mark, single handedly derailing his push and making him look like an overrated whale.
- Abyss
Owned when he submitted to Angle clean, a few days before he was scheduled to become NWA Champion, ensuring his long-anticipated reign was a failure from the start
- Chris Sabin
Owned by Kurt Angle when Angle suggested that Sabin, who is apparently "dirty", should have a gimmick based on the Peanuts character "Pigpen"...
...yes, he was dead fucking serious. Fucking used for emphasis.
- Jeff Jarrett
Owned when he was advised by Angle on how to improve his matches, despite having been in the business a lot longer than "The Olympic Hero". Also owned when the focus of his Bound for Glory main event slipped and the whole thing was overshadowed by Angle being appointed ring enforcer.
- Daniel Puder
Owned when Dana White told him that he knew a Puder/Angle fight would only last 40 seconds. Dana White told Angle that the kid (Puder) is limited and that he wouldn't want Kurt to knock him out right away, just toy with him a little.
Kurt went on to say after he won, he would pull his shorts down, teabag Puder and let his wife, Karen, into the ring to piss and shit on Puder's face.
Sadly for Puder, he'll never get a chance to prove Angle wrong, because Karen has made Kurt swear never to sign up for the fight. Owned. So, so owned.
- The NWA World Heavyweight Championship
See Abyss
- Vince Russo
Owned when Angle ostensibly announced his intentions to become the next Hogan and garner all the creative control his shrunken little biceps can carry.
- WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2007
Released a mere month after Kurt's leaving of WWE, and yet Kurt has the best rating of anyone in the game, tied only with Triple H. OWNED.
- Rob Van Dam
Had the fuck patronised out of him in an interview.
Staff of and Contributors to The List
OfLegend - Founder, Protector and Gatekeeper of The List
euanzooom - Pioneer of the List
SamuraiFoochs - Official White Samurai of The List
+Donald $ Carlos+ - Official Blunt Smoker of The List
born2beskinny - Official Leper of The List
jerseyboybastard - Official Bastard of the List
Pathollywood - Class Clown
All > Sepiroth > Joker - Official Joke of the List
